Then my dog bit me

From an Email:

Then my dog bit me


I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.


"Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears. "Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd cry. I can't stand to see a man crying."

"This is the worst day of my life," I said. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car, including my golf clubs, had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another man ... And then my dog bit me."

"So, I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all. I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in it and sit here watching the poison dissolve. Then you show up and drink the whole thing!

But, Hell, enough about me, how are you doing?"

a reply to: 727Sky

LOL 😁

If his luck improves, the dead biker will keel over on top of him and end his miserable life...

ROLMFAO

Cryin here......


I am so stealing this....Ok? Thanks. 😎


a reply to: 727Sky

a reply to: 727Sky

In the Aussie version, the biker also says "Hey did you know your leg is on fire"?

And the guy at the bar says "Yeah, that'd be right".