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General Milley Is Releasing A Revised Version Of 'The Art Of War' -- Exclusive Excerpts

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posted on Sep, 18 2021 @ 02:58 PM
Sometimes satire is so close to real life. This is a masterpiece satire troll that may or may not be based on real people and events.

Enjoy, I really don't know if I should laugh or cry.

Funny: "Treason is not treason if it is the lesser of two treasons."

U.S.—Sun Tzu's The Art of War is a pretty good book, but General Mark A. Milley says he can make it even better. Milley believes the book needs to be updated to integrate all the advancements America's modern military has made in military tactics and strategy. To that end, he's releasing his own version of the book.

Here are some excerpts from the upcoming revision of The Art of War:

"If you think you might attack an enemy, pick up the phone and give 'em a heads up. It's only fair."

"You have to be careful not to surprise your enemy. They really don't like it."

"Treason is not treason if it is the lesser of two treasons."

"Know thy pronouns, and know thy enemy's pronouns."

"The supreme art of war is to surrender to your enemy without fighting."

“All war is white rage.”

"If you surrender, you can never lose."

"If thy commanding officer sends mean tweets, thou need not follow orders or the chain of command."

"The enemy of my friend is my friend."

“Keep your friends close and your enemies on speed dial.”

“You can not betray the one to which you were never loyal.”

“Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for China.”

"When retreating, leave most of thy armaments behind so you know what you'll be up against next time."

"Chinese bros before American hoes."

"He who turns on bad orange man gets big book deal."

edit on 18-9-2021 by infolurker because: (no reason given)

posted on Sep, 18 2021 @ 05:36 PM
Mentioning that a-- and Sun Tzu's book in the same sentence is criminal.

posted on Sep, 18 2021 @ 07:14 PM
General Milley's version is;
The Art Of Treason
Chapter 1
"How I comforted China in a tense time"
Chapter 2
"Let's not blame China for the covid-19 "
Chapter 3
"How to keep the woke left happy"
Chapter 4
"How to invest hush money "
Chapter 5
"White rage, what is it?"

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