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posted on Sep, 14 2021 @ 12:42 PM
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I have made a serious decision.
Ripples shall shake this great nation.
My personal freedoms shall be restored.
I will rise to sophisticated and established elites.

Today I will run for any damn position in Congress to remain unvaxxed
and equal to the of Congress members that are exempt.

My platform will be as follows:
Elect me so I can be privy like the rest of the politicians
and do nothing so I can't be blamed for sh!t.
God Bless

ps: My fellow Americans, I peed today a bit longer than usual and
is was Trump's fault and his administration when he was in office.
edit on 14-9-2021 by Firepoker because: I like lemons.



posted on Sep, 14 2021 @ 01:02 PM
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a reply to: Firepoker

If we elect you, will you a several thousand dollar dress to the met gala that's emblazoned with anti-wealth slogans?



posted on Sep, 14 2021 @ 01:25 PM
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Sorry no dress, I'm to short and will trip all over it.

But, but I shall wear a neon yellow man thong, studded with lucky rabbits feet.
with the words : Eat This. On my top hat.


Peace be with you.



posted on Sep, 14 2021 @ 01:26 PM
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a reply to: Firepoker




My platform will be as follows:
Elect me so I can be privy like the rest of the politicians
and do nothing so I can't be blamed for sh!t.
God Bless


That is not a very good platform





ps: My fellow Americans, I peed today a bit longer than usual and
is was Trump's fault and his administration when he was in office.

You should probably go to the doctor. The head doctor, I mean.



posted on Sep, 14 2021 @ 01:31 PM
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People love honest politicians.
I shall be honest.
Until I get into Congress then I'll be dishonest.
That's being honest.
Honestly.

a reply to: MDDoxs



posted on Sep, 14 2021 @ 01:46 PM
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Elect Me.

For the first time in 20 years we do not have a war in Afghanistan or Iraq or Syria or anywhere else.
I will reduce the size of the military . . . starting with the highest ranks.

For the first time in 20 years we do not have a war on terror.
I will dismantle the Department of Homeland Security for the homeland is secure.
I wil dismantle the Transportation Safety Administration because there is no terror threat.

For the first time in ever illegal aliens can legally cross the border into this country.
I will dismantle the Border Patrol and Customs Agents and the Coast Guard.

Since we are abolishing the use of petroleum we can also abolish the Department of Energy.
Since our children are allowed to graduate from High School with none of the basic skills in reading writing and maths I will abolish the Department of Education.

I will appoint a special Czar to revoke and rescind all Congressional bills in reverse order until the federal budget does not exceed annual revenue.

Vote for me and watch America Bloom once again.
A vote for me . . . is a vote for YOU
edit on 14-9-2021 by sraven because: (no reason given)



posted on Sep, 14 2021 @ 01:52 PM
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WOW!
That sounds like alot of work.
I promise to avoid all that.
Honestly.
Elect meeee.
a reply to: sraven



posted on Sep, 14 2021 @ 02:19 PM
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originally posted by: sraven
Elect Me.

For the first time in 20 years we do not have a war in Afghanistan or Iraq or Syria or anywhere else.
I will reduce the size of the military . . . starting with the highest ranks.

For the first time in 20 years we do not have a war on terror.
I will dismantle the Department of Homeland Security for the homeland is secure.
I wil dismantle the Transportation Safety Administration because there is no terror threat.

For the first time in ever illegal aliens can legally cross the border into this country.
I will dismantle the Border Patrol and Customs Agents and the Coast Guard.

Since we are abolishing the use of petroleum we can also abolish the Department of Energy.
Since our children are allowed to graduate from High School with none of the basic skills in reading writing and maths I will abolish the Department of Education.

I will appoint a special Czar to revoke and rescind all Congressional bills in reverse order until the federal budget does not exceed annual revenue.

Vote for me and watch America Bloom once again.
A vote for me . . . is a vote for YOU


Sadly, what you wrote is coming from your heart and your heart is speaking the truth. And yes, I would vote for you because you are a true American Patriot. Oh, I do mean this, God may bless you with a long life to fulfill your hopes for a better America.

MIM



posted on Sep, 14 2021 @ 02:21 PM
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Things are changing all the time.



posted on Sep, 14 2021 @ 02:45 PM
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a reply to: Firepoker

Ok, that was a wasted minute or so, can I get a refund?

Cheers - Dave



posted on Sep, 14 2021 @ 03:32 PM
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Hi cheers Dave.
After thoughtful consideration with my accounting staff such
a request is denied.
For the reason following:
You already read it and privy insider knowledge.
Also your full disclosure that you spent time
reading this insider tactical information confirms
a contract binding NDA.
Thank you for your support.

Piece of you be with you.
a reply to: bobs_uruncle



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