Man Cut Off His Penis During Police Pursuit to Save the World

originally posted by: dashen
Well?


Did it work?.??

We are still alive so it must have !

I hope he gets better

originally posted by: TerryMcGuire
a reply to: TheMirrorSelf

Yeah, we could call it Junkie Jeopardy.

I can think of any number of celebs who could host that one. Maybe that is what we will all be doing five years from now because your title Junkie Jeopardy was the outlier we needed to spark a new phase in mind numbing entertainment.

You're welcome. I take PayPal, check, money order, Google Pay, credit card and of course good ol' cash. (I suppose you'll be wanting a cut for coming up with the idea. You're just the idea man, see? I got the creds).

originally posted by: Zitterbewegung
a reply to: TheMirrorSelf

It's a tough question. I'd prefer to die if I had to cut off my penis to save the world.

But if I have to cut it off and live I'm not sure I would save the world.

Well, historically the answers come up as 50/50. Though no one is really sure why, for some inexplicable reason the results turn out like this.

Women: Yes
Men: No!

originally posted by: dug88
And...guess what?

It didn't happen in Florida.

Looks a bit like Johhny Depp

a reply to: dug88

What in the Jim Carrey😨😨😨🌭🌭🌭

a reply to: TheMirrorSelf

opps

a reply to: Bigburgh

Whoa! That is creepy...

originally posted by: TheMirrorSelf
a reply to: Bigburgh

Whoa! That is creepy...

Lol.. I know😆

And not Florida man too.

a reply to: dug88

I have to say that this is Not something to laugh at, this poor soul is obviously extremely mentally ill.

But I feel He is a victim and can only feel sorry for him.

It boggles the mind that someone can do this to themselves but obviously his mind is gone.

25 years in the construction industries and I still am having trouble laughing at this one.
Jesus h christ dude.

Sounds like a pcp episode, or severe schizophrenia.

If anyone else is here in Tennessee, you need to do your man duty and come help me find this thing-a-ling.
Just bring your grilling tongs, if you're squeamish.

originally posted by: Mandroid7
25 years in the construction industries and I still am having trouble laughing at this one.
Jesus h christ dude.

Sounds like a pcp episode, or severe schizophrenia.

Whew! You, my friend, are like the Rock of Gibraltar! I know you were having trouble laughing at this one...you held in there for 4 minutes. Kudos...kudos.

a reply to: LABTECH767'

I have to say that this is Not something to laugh at,

You're a better person than me.

What station was he listening to?

I wonder if it was local, or satellite radio.

originally posted by: dug88

At first, I thought that distressed look on his face was because the gravity of the situation was beginning to sink in, but I think it may actually be because when they were taking his photo, he suddenly realized everyone is going to find out about this.... little incident.



In one way, he kinda did save the World. He saved the World from having to encounter any future offspring from his bloodline.



I'm slightly curious if it was a 100% healthy penis. Part of me hopes it wasn't. This is much easier to deal with if you imagine it being diseased or in some other way defective.



Was he vaccinated?

I'm sure this never would have happened if he had been wearing his mask.

originally posted by: dug88
a reply to: LABTECH767'

I have to say that this is Not something to laugh at,

You're a better person than me.

Sorry about that, I was telling myself off at the same time so no I am definitely not.