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Humblebrag Contest

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posted on Aug, 28 2021 @ 09:12 AM
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It’s the weekend. It’s s beautiful morning. I don’t know about you, but I’d like to take a step away from all the crazy talk and serious goings-on in the world —just for a minute. Take a breather and just laugh. To that end, I’m looking for examples of a good ‘humblebrag’ (real or ludicrously false). If you didn’t already know what a humblebrag is, it’s when someone claims misfortune or deprecates an accomplishment of theirs while not-so-secretly bragging. The example I found online was “Damn! I just spilled wine on my new book contract!” LOL. What a wanker…
Any humblebrags you’ve been meaning to trot out? Again, they can be entirely made up. I’ll start.

I’d like to go to the concert tonight, but my yacht’s dumping oil in the marina. Takes all day to fix it!



posted on Aug, 28 2021 @ 09:19 AM
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a reply to: Thoughtcrime

The wind and rain hitting the windshield on my Tycan is too noisy.



posted on Aug, 28 2021 @ 09:25 AM
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a reply to: Thoughtcrime

Not only is the water cold, it's deep.



posted on Aug, 28 2021 @ 09:34 AM
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I knew a girl who was so conceited, she would actually say humblebrags like this:

"I hardly got any sleep, so I know I looked awful! I put my hair in a ponytail and threw on a sweatshirt and sweatpants.
I went to the store, then put gas in my car. Two guys hit on me at the store, and one guy asked me out when I was at the gas station!"



posted on Aug, 28 2021 @ 09:38 AM
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originally posted by: ThatDamnDuckAgain
a reply to: Thoughtcrime

The wind and rain hitting the windshield on my Tycan is too noisy.


🤣🤣🤣

Awesome! VERY strong start!



posted on Aug, 28 2021 @ 09:40 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: Thoughtcrime

Not only is the water cold, it's deep.


Ooof! Love it! Very subtle…😉



posted on Aug, 28 2021 @ 09:41 AM
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originally posted by: ColeYounger
I knew a girl who was so conceited, she would actually say humblebrags like this:

"I hardly got any sleep, so I know I looked awful! I put my hair in a ponytail and threw on a sweatshirt and sweatpants.
I went to the store, then put gas in my car. Two guys hit on me at the store, and one guy asked me out when I was at the gas station!"





The very definition of Humblebrag. LOL. ‘Girl, get ovah ya self!’



posted on Aug, 28 2021 @ 09:47 AM
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a reply to: Thoughtcrime

Isn't from me, even TopGear stole it, it's a running gag among those who have to deal with that horrible situation.




posted on Aug, 28 2021 @ 09:47 AM
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a reply to: Thoughtcrime

Then there is the true story of the actress who said she just couldn't believe People magazine chose her as one of the world's most beautiful people. She said "In the photo they have, I wasn't even wearing makeup!"
All I know about her was that she was in a Bruce Willis "Die Hard" movie.



posted on Aug, 28 2021 @ 01:24 PM
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There are people walking their dog and let it pee on my lake view property- I didn’t say anything though cause I’m cool like that.😎
Or another for you(this is fun):
My tomato plants are 7 feet tall and now the heat is hampering their fruit production. Ho hum woe is me.
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edit on 28-8-2021 by Onlyyouknow because: (no reason given)



posted on Aug, 28 2021 @ 06:35 PM
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Is this diamond too big for my small hand?



posted on Aug, 29 2021 @ 08:45 AM
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originally posted by: ColeYounger
a reply to: Thoughtcrime

Then there is the true story of the actress who said she just couldn't believe People magazine chose her as one of the world's most beautiful people. She said "In the photo they have, I wasn't even wearing makeup!"
All I know about her was that she was in a Bruce Willis "Die Hard" movie.


Yeah, that’s pretty bad. Sounds about right for any actor/actress. Yuk.



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