I Get to Be Ripley!

I am still waiting for someone to say, "You'll shoot your eye out!"

That's probably because I feel like Ralphie going around saying "I want a Red Ryder beebee gun ... with compass in the stock!"

Only for me it's "I'm getting a M41-A pulse rifle with over-under pump action grenade launcher!"

a reply to: ketsuko

This gun works against politicians and it comes in different colors.

sheatee gun

originally posted by: Trueman
a reply to: ketsuko

This gun works against politicians and it comes in different colors.

sheatee gun

Oh no! Why would I need a gun to fire tree-fitty? Then the monsters keep coming back for more.

I've been thinking a bug as-salt gun would be fun though.


(Cops would be even more likely to shoot me with this./)

I feel bad when I use my bug-a-salt because it never does a clean kill.

a reply to: ketsuko

originally posted by: hombero
I feel bad when I use my bug-a-salt because it never does a clean kill.

a reply to: ketsuko

I have cats who will finish up.

originally posted by: ketsuko
I am still waiting for someone to say, "You'll shoot your eye out!"

As you wish !

a reply to: JohnnyAnonymous

I needed that. Thanks.



My inner child came out hard over this one.

"Nuke the entire website from orbit, it's the only way to be sure."