Vampires are either Clean Freaks or have a Serious case of Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder.
It’s hilarious and interesting to me that throughout both Eastern and Western Europe, folktales claim you can stop a vampire attack dead (pun
intended) by scattering rice or matchsticks around the room. Failing rice or fire-starting supplies on hand, one can simply untie one’s shoes and
leave them around the room! The upshot is that the vampire can’t help himself…he feels compelled to pick up the rice or matchsticks before
he attacks—though what, exactly, he does with them once collected is left to conjecture. And the shoes? What else? He has to tie them.
Anyone hear any other means of thwarting a vampire?
You know that how in the movies poring blood on the ashes of a dead vampire will bring him back to life ? Terry Patchett's vampire wore a vile of
blood in a delicate glass vile around his neck. Too much sun and down he goes , vile breaks and back to live he comes.
Lot's and Lot's of Whisky, I mean it the vampire does NOT want a headache or he or she will not be able to sleep all day at all as after all
hangovers always strike in the morning which is bedtime for them.
Also good to stop a Zombie horde, no seriously think about it you and your mates get so bladdered blind drunk pissed that when the slowest of you
stumbles into the Zombie Horde he either walks and talks just like them so get's a free pass or they eat him and fall over paralytic drunk themselves
allowing you to then just step over them - mind the vomit though.
Sorry I love being an imbecile (Sometimes).
And now you have me longing for either a good Chinese or Indian or NO definitely I love it a proper Japanese Omurice with beef curry (basically a
ball of sweet Japanese sticky rice wrapped in an omelette in the shape of a Cornish pasty with beef curry (Japanese curry is not as hot as others and
has it's own character which is quite pleasing to the taste buds) drizzled plentifully over it, only had it once in a restaurant when I was in Japan
in the 90's but still longing for it today all these years later that is how much I enjoyed it.
Not like the one I had but it looks nice anyway.
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