Crowd Lays Down Path Of MyPillows As Trump Triumphantly Rides Donkey Into D.C.

“Behold, thy Orange King cometh unto thee, meek, meeker than all others, the meekest maybe"

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Donald J. Trump was seen riding what appeared to be a donkey in the slow lane of Interstate 95 before taking the 395 North then exiting into downtown Washington, D.C., thus fulfilling the prophecy

President Trump was welcomed by patriots of all creeds, races, and religions, who lay before him palm fronds from Mar-a-Lago, tattered Trump 2020 flags, and MyPillows®, guaranteed the most comfortable pillows you’ll ever own™. The multitude then followed Trump, crying “Hosanna to the son of Fred,” which rolled off the tongue as if sung by angels.
Trump gladly spoke to the press, which the humbled journalists found refreshing. “You would not believe how I got this donkey, which I’ve named ‘Rigged Election,’ by the way,” said the 45th and 47th President. “I just sent Giuliani to the neighboring village, where he saw an ass tied alongside a colt, to bring it to me. Today is probably the most prophetic day in history, as far as I know.”

This will likely only be in the joke forum for a limited time.
The Babylon Bee has a track record with things like this.

The buyers remorse among the few non-dead or fictitious Biden voters is increasing.

How long before Orange Man crosses the Rubicon on his golden ass?

My guess is if he actually did that, he'd lose support from the evangelicals. Unless they really would replace Jesus with Trump. Ya never know. But I doubt it.

Sounds like an insurrection. Somebody needs to call Michael Byrd and tell him to shoot some unarmed white woman.

originally posted by: MiddleInsite
My guess is if he actually did that, he'd lose support from the evangelicals. Unless they really would replace Jesus with Trump. Ya never know. But I doubt it.

Doubt it, who else are they going to support? The left is anti religion unless you’re a muslim practicing 19th century religious practices.

I enjoy this kind of sarcastic satire from the Bee. We should note of course that this was not entirely pointed at trump as the end of the article reads

When President Trump entered the White House to kick the interloper to the curb, Biden was nowhere to be found. They did find Kamala Harris locked in her soundproof office, and a naked, dazed Hunter Biden smearing fingerpaint on one of the priceless historical paintings. A silver alert has been issued for the former president, who was last seen in the National Mall talking to the trees.

Lol,the way people are talking it might happenOne of the biggest liberals I know told me our leadership was totally useless and she hated Trump but he did a good job for Americans..