Pff

Blobbity bloo blah, blah blobbity bloo blah. Hippity hooplah!
Yodo lodo doo, yodo lodo dee, heyooo!
Bah bah bah bah, bah bah bah, bah bah bah, bah!
6 8 6 8 10 9 11 10 11 8 6 6 6 8 6 8 6

Sources:
Eight Mile www.youtube.com...
Franz Lang www.youtube.com...
South Park Cash for Gold www.youtube.com...
Rick Astly www.youtube.com...

a reply to: WakeUpBeer
What? What is that you're saying?

a reply to: Klassified

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(@ 3:20)

a reply to: gortex

There is absolutely no way modern man could have made the keyboard I'm using right now, with our current technology. Too many perfect right angles and the LED lights embedded within are clearly just meant to pulse Morse code messages to the motherships looking through my walls and windows.

Those alien bastards know I love tuna fish. And that's why they are polluting the oceans.

a reply to: WakeUpBeer

Don't tell me you've taken your tinfoil hat off again !

Thank god it's not just me having a breakdown.

a reply to: gortex

No man, no no. Well, yes. But there is good reason, you will see!

Let me explain. See I realized the tinfoil hats were a fat Illuminati lie. I came to realize this when superstar Weird Al made a song about tin foil hats, some years back. At first, I thought he was right on.. But then it hit me... Al is trying to trick us into keeping our tin foil hats on. He is part of the machine! Come on man! (to quote the most popular person on the planet right now) See, see, I love Al, but he is still part of the machine. A cog. So, ofc I took my tinfoil hat off. Don't worry though. I still make sure to keep all my foods fresh (especially the cheese) with aluminum foil.

Ok okay maybe I'm going off the deep end here. But I will quote the assassinated Kurt Cobain.

"Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they're not after you."

I've already said too much. Gonna hit up Tsoukalos, and get more of his thoughts.

ETA sources: www.youtube.com... (Al)

a reply to: WakeUpBeer

OMG ! , I think you may be right.

So Weird Al is an asset , that would probably explain "Eat It" and "Fat" and their role in sparking the Obesity epidemic.

The NWO want us overweight and lazy.
Crafty bastards !

a reply to: gortex

I would write out a more thought provoking post, but I gtg afk, and hit up Taco Bell. Brb.

Gonna be pissed if they forget Georgios sour cream again..

a reply to: WakeUpBeer

Did you notice on the South Park cover, the shirt!
When the singer moves it looks like Mario and Luigi are singing.

I'm too lazy to work out the Morse Code message though.
I guess I'll just have to go on being ignorant.

Too bad I can't blame any body else for my sloth.

I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish.

This thread reminds me of this...





Anyways, carry on

originally posted by: WakeUpBeer
I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish.

I met Mel C once... from the spice girls.

I asked "What does the C do?"

She said "Keeps boats floating in the ocean."

Sorry Bob Mortimer, I can't remember the proper joke.. lol