Masters of the Universe (He Man) failure.

For the past weeks, social media has been dominated by fan outrage over the latest attempt at re-working Masters of the Universe.

To be honest, we all thought it would be another "woke" appropriation of the original - and By the Power of Grey-skull, we were right.

Well, He-man dies and Teela takes the lead.
And she's apparently an insufferable bitch.
And it's implied, a quasi-lesbian thing.

Everyone looks ultra-jacked.

I'm a huge fan of the flicks and action figures.
Me, not too long ago.


The Masters of The Universe now?

I was never a fan of he-man……….as a kid, but watching recuts, especially of skeletor, is bloody hilarious lol

The guy that cropped this together is a genius lol


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a reply to: halfoldman

Well, if I had to "queer " it all.

I'd be thinking Merman and Mossman.

You know, keep things "green".

He-man fans are furious!

Karen Smith dissed himself?

a reply to: halfoldman

Awww my poor Cringer.
His voice is an abortion.

Masters of the Universe debate:

The Critical Drinker:

Beast man vs Skellator rap on CKY....a classic.

a reply to: halfoldman

I like how it’s…He-Man……He….is a Man……..but it’s She-Ra……..what the hell is a Ra….lol

I need to see this…….link??

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a reply to: halfoldman

Toys. Plastic toys.

originally posted by: Akaspeedy
I like how it’s…He-Man……He….is a Man……..but it’s She-Ra……..what the hell is a Ra….lol

A god.

Remember She-hulk... Why not call her Shulk or Wulk or Bitch....

Adult Swim He Man use to be my favorite. I wouldn't watch it with the kids.

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This ran across my recommendations after watching the OP's video, I guess - because I've never seen or had a recommendation for a He-Man video before. But given the topic of this thread, this one seemed quite apropos ...

originally posted by: Akaspeedy
I like how it’s…He-Man……He….is a Man……..but it’s She-Ra……..what the hell is a Ra….lol

Ra ?

Ummm...well, that's the.....the "sound" She-Ra makes when, you know, He-Man explores and goes where no man has gone before......

The original He-Man before the cartoon was a totally different storyline. He came with a small paper book that said he was a barbarian and was cast out or went on a quest..I barely remember it but he was a barbarian not a prince. I had one of the first ones. I would not even watch the first cartoon. I thought it was to kiddie.

My favorite cartoon was Dungeons and Dragons. Now that was a real cartoon. They got fined because of the violence. It even had a Nazi plane that crashed in the realm. The ended up giving him a modern jet to go back and kill them.

The kitchen…..?? Lol

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a reply to: halfoldman

How woke do they want it to be?

OK, thinking "woke".

At least one character who's truly gender non-binary:

They have arrested development so young these days.
One day it's action figures, and the next: "Mom, dad - I'm an Orco-sexual".

And then the recriminations: "You figure it out, you bought him the action figures".