Good Afternoon, Evening, Morning, or wherever you are, whatever you may call it!
Seeing as we're all being affected in some way or another by the BIG-BAD-BUG that's rolling around like an airborne naval mine and scaring
the snot out of everyone (to be fair, myself included through some losses to my friend circle to the fornicator), and in the interest of lightening
the mood, let's share our most outlandish, ATS-worthy conspiracy theories that we can come up with as to the origin of this virus... And PLEASE,
UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES SERIOUS POLITICAL DEBATES!!!
I'll fire off round one:
I've heard from a source close to me (who has a brother who knows a guy he met in a bar that works for the U.N.) that the kung-flu was not, in fact,
orchestrated by China. It was actually a "political favor" done by the Chinese, who did in fact release the virus, which was brewed up in a secret
underground laboratory in Pripyat, and is actually a strain of Swine Flu H5N1 that got exposed to the radiation of Chernobyl.
Said political favor was done at the behest of North Korea's Kim "young'un" as a result of watching the Ghanaian pallbearers and their "Coffin
Dance" routine (video added below for reference) and realizing that his military parades would never be able to match that level of co-ordination,
and even less so with a stiff in a box on their shoulders.
Angered by this, Li'l Kim arranged to have the 'rona released to kill off all his rivals on the world-stage, assured that North Korea would never be
affected by the virus because of the draconian visitation policies.
Exhibit the first - the Coffin Dance:
Please add your own theories as to what you think caused the pandemic! I'm sure we all have some theories we heard from a guy who knows a guy who
works at a bar who overheard another guy too deep in his scotch
Ummm......lmao what the actual feck was that man lol
I have to share that one with my circle mate.
Have at it man!
That's the point! Come up with the most ridiculous theory about this thing that crawls out of your rear end... even if it's some cr@p about invisible
maple-tree-men that decided they've had enough with our cutting them for syrup and farted on our pancakes, whatever
edit on 27-7-2021 by
Havoc40k because: (no reason given)
The virus doesn't exist it's all on the atomic level the 5g is used to trigger human cell response in form of purging garbage and that's what makes
you feel sick and vax is actually nano euthanasia switch so you don't die in debt to your country hahaha
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