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New Government Seal:
>> Official Announcement:
>> The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a red, white and blue CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed!
>> Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!
originally posted by: MykeNukem
a reply to: 727Sky
Here in Canada we are just going to change the name of the Canada Goose to "Canada Goose'd".
And since we're polite, the condom will be lubricated, as well.
originally posted by: DrumsRfun
a reply to: MykeNukem
I'm surprised the Natives in the North didn't complain about the name of Nunavut which means our land.
They broke away from the Northwest Territories and got Nunavut. (none of it)
Greatest government joke ever, "you get none of it....I mean Nunavut"