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The Biden administration has cured Man-Flu

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posted on Jul, 22 2021 @ 05:18 PM
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Remember back in the before-times when men and children and even sometimes women would get summer colds, seasonal allergies?

But mostly men. And they'd get the Man-Flu.

I've even chronicled my afflictions with this deadly disease.

But no more.

The summer cold, allergies, even the deadly and dreaded Man-Flu have all be eliminated and cured.

There is a rise in the delta variant of covid, seems everyone gets that. Which is a corona virus.

Just like summer colds and even the ever-deadly Man-Flu.

But they are all gone now, thanks to the Biden administration of enforcing kissing while wearing masks. Just ask Kermerlerp Herpes.

She has shown us the way.

So even though I am an antigovernment insurrectionist because I didn't vote for a leftist dink-twizzler, I will give them credit for curing Man-Flu.

Amen.



posted on Jul, 22 2021 @ 05:22 PM
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Covid is the universal name for all illnesses rolled into 1. Everything else is non-existent. What great times we live in吁MH.



posted on Jul, 22 2021 @ 05:25 PM
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And by next week the CDC will say all people should wear masks.

This will re-embolden a slightly weakened State and Local government authoritarian complex.

Welcome back Demokrats and all your glory 不不不不不

The Rona and the Vax will tie in nicely with the coming Jan6th super-story campaign of sensationalist lies 不不不不不



posted on Jul, 22 2021 @ 05:28 PM
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Levels of influenza and other non-COVID-19 respiratory viruses were at historic lows during most of 2020, according to a new report from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. Theres still very little flu circulating, but other viruses including parainfluenza viruses and common human coronaviruses, which cause colds are having an out-of-season resurgence in 2021.

www.theverge.com...



posted on Jul, 22 2021 @ 05:54 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

That's a misrepresentation and you know it.

All negative interactions with biological organisms are merely a result of your prejudiced attitudes and a dog whistle to incite violence against them.

You ought to be ashamed of yourself.

Now go to your room!



posted on Jul, 22 2021 @ 06:00 PM
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a reply to: Tulpa

I heard the people on January 6 were just trying to get their vaccine and didnt want to wait, but they stayed within the ropes.



posted on Jul, 22 2021 @ 06:01 PM
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originally posted by: Tulpa
a reply to: DBCowboy

That's a misrepresentation and you know it.

All negative interactions with biological organisms are merely a result of your prejudiced attitudes and a dog whistle to incite violence against them.

You ought to be ashamed of yourself.

Now go to your room!



So you're saying that Man-Flu is systemic white racism in our schools.

Fair enough.



posted on Jul, 22 2021 @ 06:03 PM
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a reply to: KonquestAbySS

Let me tell you something chief, last week I hit my head on a shelf, twisted an ankle and had a hangover. Worse, I sneezed 4 times this morning. I obviously have the Delta strain.



posted on Jul, 22 2021 @ 06:06 PM
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Lol I have a head cold right now. Covid test = negative.



posted on Jul, 22 2021 @ 06:07 PM
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originally posted by: Ahabstar
a reply to: Tulpa

I heard the people on January 6 were just trying to get their vaccine and didnt want to wait, but they stayed within the ropes.


Vaxine Waters was there???



posted on Jul, 22 2021 @ 06:11 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Person-Flu. Please.

It's a failure to communicate positively resulting in the microbial oppression of anything smaller than yourself.

You should welcome Person-Flu and embrace it as an equal.



posted on Jul, 22 2021 @ 06:19 PM
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a reply to: Tulpa

Man-Flu only attacks people with a penis.

And yes, I got to say, "penis" on ATS.

It's SCIENCE!



posted on Jul, 22 2021 @ 06:19 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy



So even though I am an antigovernment insurrectionist because I didn't vote for a leftist dink-twizzler, I will give them credit for curing Man-Flu.

Amen.


What? No. And antigubbermint peeps don't vote, do they?
Oh, wait! Is there anyone else in the pulpit with you?




posted on Jul, 22 2021 @ 06:23 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Now you're trying to say only men have penises. Seriously dude, your level of bigotry in this thread is astounding.
edit on 22/7/2021 by dug88 because: (no reason given)



posted on Jul, 22 2021 @ 06:24 PM
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originally posted by: PublicService
a reply to: DBCowboy



So even though I am an antigovernment insurrectionist because I didn't vote for a leftist dink-twizzler, I will give them credit for curing Man-Flu.

Amen.


What? No. And antigubbermint peeps don't vote, do they?
Oh, wait! Is there anyone else in the pulpit with you?



Just a guy named Kevin.

But everyone hates Kevin.



posted on Jul, 22 2021 @ 06:26 PM
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originally posted by: dug88
a reply to: DBCowboy

Now you're trying yo say only men have penises. Seriously dude, your level of bigotry in this thread is astounding.





posted on Jul, 22 2021 @ 06:31 PM
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originally posted by: dug88
a reply to: DBCowboy

Now you're trying yo say only men have penises. Seriously dude, your level of bigotry in this thread is astounding.


He just won't try and help himself.

I think he has a self destructive nature.

We should ask that nice Doctor Professor Gates if he knows of a cure.



posted on Jul, 22 2021 @ 06:49 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: Tulpa
a reply to: DBCowboy

That's a misrepresentation and you know it.

All negative interactions with biological organisms are merely a result of your prejudiced attitudes and a dog whistle to incite violence against them.

You ought to be ashamed of yourself.

Now go to your room!



So you're saying that Man-Flu is systemic white racism in our schools.

Fair enough.

So 'Back-to-School' will be a 'Super-Man-Spreader' event.



posted on Jul, 22 2021 @ 06:50 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Hmm... The Only " Man Flu " I ever Knew was Named Harlot .....



posted on Jul, 22 2021 @ 06:55 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: Tulpa
a reply to: DBCowboy

That's a misrepresentation and you know it.

All negative interactions with biological organisms are merely a result of your prejudiced attitudes and a dog whistle to incite violence against them.

You ought to be ashamed of yourself.

Now go to your room!



So you're saying that Man-Flu is systemic white racism in our schools.

Fair enough.

So 'Back-to-School' will be a 'Super-Man-Spreader' event.


It won't be a super spreader event if there are democrats there.

Invite a few. Promise them free beer. (apparently Miller Lite)



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