Biden Attacked by Horny Cicadas

Well, today I got a different dumb so Kamala can take a break. They heard the loud engines and interpreted it as female call.

The loud machine-made noise fools cicadas who interpret the noise as a cicada chorus that they want to join and they fly towards it,” Shrewsbury said. “I have noted when airplanes fly over my house, the cicadas increase their chorusing sound level, potentially competing with the aircraft noise.”

Joe got one horny one on his neck.

Even Biden wasn’t spared. The president brushed a cicada from the back of his neck as he chatted with his Air Force greeter after arriving at Joint Base Andrews for Wednesday’s flight.

“Watch out for the cicadas,” Biden then told reporters. “I just got one. It just got me.”

Maybe they thought this was one of those secret society gatherings. Party on !

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I'm sorry but why should this be on abovetopsecret.com?

originally posted by: 5ofineed5aladder
I'm sorry but why should this be on abovetopsecret.com?

Do you now what forum is this ?

a reply to: Trueman

SOMEBODY PLEASE create a meme of Joe sniffing a Cicada!

a reply to: Trueman

I'm surprised it didn't knock him over.

Must have been a MAGA cicada.

Could have been Kamalalalala with a weaponized cicada.

An "assault" cicada.

A cicada of war.

"You can have my cicada when you can pry it from my cold dead hands"

a reply to: Trueman
I remember when the site had conspiracies and posts about lost civilizations and stuff like that.
My bad?

a reply to: Trueman

somehow it will wind up being trumps fault.

a reply to: IAMTAT

Here's Joe Sicada, singing just another sniff :



Ok ok, you might need some imagination to 'get-there'.

originally posted by: 5ofineed5aladder
a reply to: Trueman
I remember when the site had conspiracies and posts about lost civilizations and stuff like that.
My bad?

We still have those. This is the mud pit forum.

Biden Attacked by Horny Cicadas

They recognize their "Master"

Just wanted everyone to know, they found a spider in Pelosi's bathroom.

And there's just been an update on Hillary's ant problem. Terminix has fixed the problem.

And Schumer is working on getting rid of some carpenter bees that have taken a bite out of his back yard deck.

I think that covers it for now.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: Trueman

SOMEBODY PLEASE create a meme of Joe sniffing a Cicada!

...ask and yee shall receive.

He is lucky he survived. That might have been one of those rare vampire cicadas I heard about. It went straight for his neck.

originally posted by: 5ofineed5aladder
a reply to: Trueman
I remember when the site had conspiracies and posts about lost civilizations and stuff like that.
My bad?

Be the change want

a reply to: Trueman


They are just giving ol sniffy joe a taste of his own medicine.

originally posted by: beyondknowledge
He is lucky he survived. That might have been one of those rare vampire cicadas I heard about. It went straight for his neck.

The cicada was targeting the erogenous area behind the ears.

a reply to: MiddleInsite

Thought I'd share this with you.

And Schumer is working on getting rid of some carpenter bees that have taken a bite out of his back yard deck.

Schumer- is a Middle Low German word meaning
"good-for-nothing" or "vagabond".

That wad of whatever that gets stuck to your shoe and
you cannot scrape it off no matter what you do.

I had Schumer all over my new sneakers and my mother
had a fit because I tracked it into the house.

Dog sh!t comes to mind.


Take it to the neck Biden!

originally posted by: 5ofineed5aladder
a reply to: Trueman
I remember when the site had conspiracies and posts about lost civilizations and stuff like that.
My bad?

Yep.
And most have been debunked years ago .
Denied right here on ATS.

Now , if you have something new , by all means , start a thread.

They attacked him while he was weak, they knew he would not be able to run up those stairs to cover and hit him hard.

'Attack of the Horny Cicadas.'
The Hitchcock film that would pay to watch.