Kelloggs Introduces Gay Cereal

It's twoo.

If Kelloggs and GLAAD have their druthers...your kids may be waking up to something a little queer in front of them one morning very soon.



In order to raise awareness and funds for LGBTQ+ rights...Kelloggs created “All Together Cereal”.

So how does it taste?
Cereal review source, 'Cerealously' takes a swing at it...

Together with Pride is very generically fruity. It’s difficult and unproductive trying to detect any traces of raspberry or strawberry specifically, because it all gets gummed together by a sticky sugar sheen and the additional cloying sweetness of each piece’s “edible glitter.” Imagine the fakest berry taste you can, then make it hollower and glossier.

Milk can help tone down the artificiality a bit, but Together with Pride’s color evokes Froot Loops, and with that I can’t help but compare the two. What this needs is a juicier, more tropical twist, because as it stands…I’m just gonna leave this bowl standing here.

Maybe it’ll solidify into a cereal milk candle.

www.cerealously.net...

So, it sounds like a more fruity, gunky and more glittery version of Froot Loops...and, according to the early reviews...it's anything but fabulous.

For morning fun...your sugared-up kids can also turn the box to the side and practice learning to think up new non-gender specific pronouns for Kellogg's brand characters...as they shovel thick, sweet, Woke, fruity, gay-awareness down their throats.


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I won't boycott this...because I already stopped buying Kellogg's cereal years ago, after the company showed it's political leanings and after videos of disgruntled Kellogg's employees pissing in vats of Rice Krispies circulated the Internet.

But, what about you, ATS?
Good Idea?...Bad Idea?...Stupid Idea?

a reply to: IAMTAT

Well gay people have their own bars right?

You won't catch me in their cereal either.

a reply to: IAMTAT

Insanity.
That is all.

The rumor going around is that Snap, Crackle, And Pop are gay and are in a 3 way marriage. Really woke and cutting edge stuff.

Missed opportunity.....
.....could've made "pillow bites".

originally posted by: caterpillage
The rumor going around is that Snap, Crackle, And Pop are gay and are in a 3 way marriage. Really woke and cutting edge stuff.

Yeah, 'Dig'em'...the 'Honey Smacks' character...is also rumored to be a Gay Frog.

"It's fruity"

HAHA

Visions of Sodom and Gomorrah aren't far off.

a reply to: IAMTAT

aww litto love hearts. love means 36 lucifers backwards universe, a love heart is made of a 3 and a V, 3 in hebrew means means revealing, V is the fallen angle lucifer, the love heart means revealing lucifer.


L can mean 3 as its the 12 letter of the alphabet, o is the 15th, 1&5=6. V=Venus the morning star, or lucifer the fallen, e represents backwards motion. Love is evol spell it backwards i will show you, cant have one without the other, if you live a life of only love you are creating hate somewhere else.

a reply to: IAMTAT

I always thought those 3 elves were a little......off

They really love that "pop" in your mouth.

Liberals seem awfully focused on little kids' genitals.

a reply to: IAMTAT

Sanatarium food from a strange eugenicist family.

How fitting.

Adding.
They'll be annoyed if they find out what his "wellness" was trying to ......ahem......."cure".

Best line in the article:

but Together with Pride’s color evokes Froot Loops, and with that I can’t help but compare the two.

Tony The Tiger says "they're grrrrrrrrrrrrrruesome"

Well that's Kellogs boycotted by 75% of the general public.

Ahh. Patriotic entrepreneurship.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
It's twoo.

If Kelloggs and GLAAD have their druthers...your kids may be waking up to something a little queer in front of them one morning very soon.

In order to raise awareness and funds for LGBTQ+ rights...Kelloggs created “All Together Cereal”.

So how does it taste?
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"Lame as # half-assed pandering."

And THAT is coming from my husband, who isn't unfamiliar with growing up in a gay household. My opinion is roughly the same, but with more profanity.

originally posted by: and14263
Well that's Kellogs boycotted by 75% of the general public.

I already buy Malt-o Meal because it is less expensive and they don't force me to buy a cardboard box in addition to the bag that the cereal is in.

a reply to: IAMTAT

Just one more brand added to my boycott list. Getting real tired of the woke agenda.

Adults shouldn't be consuming cereal.

Children shouldn't be consuming LGBT wokeness.

I see a lot of cancel culture in this thread.