Anal oxygen administration may save lives

sounds dreadful. and heaven help any memory-wiped former alien abductees if their suppressed anal-probe nightmares are awakened by this procedure. all that AND covid? damn.

And now you know what they want......

a reply to: carewemust

If you think that sounds gross do not listen to what a pap smear actually is. When I was foolish enough to ask, I kept interrupting with "you let them do what?" "That sounds like some torture tactics to me."

I have a condition that makes me unable to perform mouth to anus. I do have a couple of air pumps and this one you just squeeze but that is all I am able to do. Mouth to mouth possibly. Oh no I just realized with this new deadly disease that is lung based either option may cause that condition to occur.
I bet they will say this new way is safer from catching it or something watch this will be the next level of Idiocracy.
It is a rough world to live in right now.

originally posted by: AutomateThis1
Blowing smoke up your ass

originally posted by: butcherguy
Rectum scraper.
Sounds like a pretty terrible career choice.

....so there's a possibility I can get Covid up my bum?

originally posted by: Arnie123
....so there's a possibility I can get Covid up my bum?

Of course! That's why anal swabbing is a thing lmao

Sounds really great... they can still force people to wear a mask but if they get anal oxygen they can live an extra 50 minutes...
are people really that insane ? Why don’t we just dump the masks 🎭 because we and Fauci and Gates all know they don’t stop covid and are making people rebreathe their CO2

originally posted by: Vroomfondel
I can see it now...a new tiktok challenge: a cartridge of laughing gas up your butt!

And I can already see the headlines about idiots blowing up their intestines with pressurized N2O and bleeding out while laughing hysterically.

I weep for the future.

I would actually encourage and endorse that. Sometimes evolution needs a helping hand.

Let's bring back the tide pod challenge.

If given a choice, I think I'd stick to the other route for oxygen. But maybe I'm just stubborn. a reply to: dug88

I knew it. Fish can breathe under water and so do we. Obviously. We were just using wrong body part.
You may say it's only 15ppm concentration (0.0015%) but water is 1000 times denser than liquid air, not to mention air. I'm lazy to do the math obviously.
Solubility of Oxygen in Sea Water - Salinity ~ 35 at 15°C is 7.9mg/l
Oxygen Solubility in Fresh Water - Salinity ~ 0 at 15°C is 10.1 mg/l
These ideal numbers may require a bubbler up your ass tho. I'm not sure about the common saturation.

We can breathe and drink sea water. Perfect. Cant wait to try it (again) 😀


Oh look - some turtles can do it too. Yeah, they are cold blooded and our metabolism is wasting a lot of oxygen for heating. If the trick gives me 10 minutes or more my free-diving will reach a whole new level

a reply to: beyondknowledge

Thank you for your post. That is very valuable information that I had no idea about until you just stated it here. That can save some lives, perhaps someday my own, as I like to visit the oceans from time to time, and you never know what can unexpectedly happen out on the oceans setting a person adrift longer than their water will last

I'll volunteer for this. Hit me up, scientists

originally posted by: Michigan72
I'll volunteer for this. Hit me up, scientists

Liberal! lol

Are people going through college to pump air in animals' asses? Give me a turkey baster. I can do this. Hell, I'll record the results.

Well they've blown air up our arses for so long now what's changed, I'm off to get me a portable compressor me thinks

a reply to: imdfreek

Well played. Did you go to Brown?

originally posted by: sine.nomine
Are people going through college to pump air in animals' asses? Give me a turkey baster. I can do this. Hell, I'll record the results.

Stay tuned. I am honestly waiting for "$15 million 4 year government funded University study proves sky is actually blue" to be in the news one day.