Help me choose....

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I didn't have the dating apps that kids these days have.

I did, that's how I met my wife.

I had my search profile set for a 10 mile radius, she had hers set to 'desperate'.

The "Crime Scene" tape at your reception was a nice touch.

I love how he whisked her away in the windowless, white, van after the ceremony.

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I didn't have the dating apps that kids these days have.

I did, that's how I met my wife.

I had my search profile set for a 10 mile radius, she had hers set to 'desperate'.

The "Crime Scene" tape at your reception was a nice touch.

I love how he whisked her away in the windowless, white, van after the ceremony.

At first I thought he was getting a police escort, then I realized it was a chase.

Guess I shouldn't have thrown rice at the officers.

a reply to: IAMTAT

so she couldn't testify against me

She still can but doesn't have to...

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I didn't have the dating apps that kids these days have.

I did, that's how I met my wife.

I had my search profile set for a 10 mile radius, she had hers set to 'desperate'.

The "Crime Scene" tape at your reception was a nice touch.

I love how he whisked her away in the windowless, white, van after the ceremony.

At first I thought he was getting a police escort, then I realized it was a chase.

Guess I shouldn't have thrown rice at the officers.

After the tasers wore off...it seemed you were still able to enjoy the reception.

originally posted by: Terpene
a reply to: IAMTAT

so she couldn't testify against me

She still can but doesn't have to...

Which explains the mink.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
The "Crime Scene" tape at your reception was a nice touch.

We walked own the aisle to the SVU time alert.

I grew up when dating was old fashioned, this choosing dates on the internet is something I would not even want to do.

I once had three girls I was dating for about six months...I thought I was smart, I chose three girls with the same name...Cindy..so I would not mess up and any of their friends that heard me talk about Cindy would think I was talking about the one they knew.

Well, that worked for quite a while till I walked into the bar and all three of the Cindys were sitting at the same table. When they found that all three of their boyfriends were the same Rick...there was a cat fight going on. The people at the bar were laughing like hell, two of the Cindys left and I walked out with one. I married her about a year later, and of course she never did trust me...that marriage only lasted for about a year and She was more strict than Whitmer.

I learned from my mistake, after that I never got married to a woman named Cindy and I also never married a woman that I dated at the same time as I did two other girls.

I don't understand all of this new fangled dating method, what is wrong with just striking up a conversation with a woman in a bar...or laundromat like I did with my wife of thirty six years. I took my wife next door that day for a drink at the strip club, it was in the afternoon, so there were no strippers there. The fact that the bartender/owner woman knew my name and what I drank tipped off my wife that I had been there quite a bit. I knew the woman who owned the bar because I used to go in for a beer after getting off work before the strippers came to work, I even talked to the strippers when they were there, they had a different way of life but most were good people, and most were actually more honest than regular people, they did not need to lie to fit into society...but even though I got along with strippers, I never dated one, I sure wasn't going to start paying money to a girl to get a date. I would buy girls drinks and buy them breakfast sometimes, and that could be more expensive than paying them. I am just old fashioned.

a reply to: IAMTAT

shows up at your place at 2 am, naked with a meat cleaver.

I suppose that's the moment to propose?

I just have to say that I am appalled, as a god fearing man, at some of these responses.
Everyone knows that you gotta go with the tall, blue eyed, skinny sex machine.
If she starts stalking you, just keep a gun under your pillow.

This thread is like my internal dialogue over the last 7 weeks, but more funny

originally posted by: Terpene
This thread is like my internal dialogue over the last 7 weeks, but more funny

I am still curious...what is the skinny, blue eyed girl’s story about making a scene?
What does she do?

a reply to: IAMTAT

I should have written I was a womanizer and would still be, if it wasn't for my bald, fat, lazy, dad arse.

a reply to: RazorV66

How would I know I never knew a blond blue-eyed skinny girl after I married her, but I imagine it something to be like...

It's obviously time to go and she is beating around the bush for an hour, and the sad faces and the "really alreadys" when I leave...

Not really a scene but I had to exaggerate the negative otherwise every one would go with the blond blue eyed skinny girl...

a reply to: Terpene

They never complain in bed

Oh grasshopper they never complain in bed. They wait
until they're with friends. Not complaining tells you
nothing about your performance. I have a rule that
has served me well. Lady's first in EVERYTHING!

Know what I'm saying?

I saw this in the morning and could not help myself but comment here

originally posted by: Terpene
Help me choose a second date

Be a man about it

They never complain in bed

Sweety you shouldn't use this as an indicator about your sexual fitness nor should you be the one doing all or most of the work! It takes two to tango but that can be learned. Don't base your decision on the sexual part.

but outside I'm just no womaniser.

Whatever you mean with it, it's relative. Do you want to be a "womaniser"? What defines one? You want to hear a secret, other women may be different... we pick up a lot. Like how you talk to cashier or other service personal. Maybe it's just me. But it tells a lot about the person. That doesn't mean to be a pushover but polite and civilized.

I'm trying to keep all of them warm but eventually I should go with one, which one would you go for

You plan to much. Don't overthink. You want a relationship, that has to develop and grow. And please. Strike the word "friendzoned" from your vocabulary. It's just a sore looser term. I explain to you:

If you feel friendzoned by a woman it's because she just doesn't have deeper feelings for you. You're a friend, it's not like feelings can be decided over. She cares about you as a friend.

a reply to: Randyvine

It's ladys first and twice that will keep them from complaining

a reply to: rickymouse

... what is wrong with just striking up a conversation with a woman in a bar...or laundromat

We must be living in different time lines but on tinder I get to see their faces without risking a fine

a reply to: ThatDamnDuckAgain

Damn she even said family, I mean a drunken slip can happen with a friend but family...

I got "familyzoned" can I complain about that?

a reply to: Terpene

You know, just be yourself and good luck

a reply to: ThatDamnDuckAgain

just be yourself

I try not to