The Muppets Go To Langley

Come out come out wherever you are...

To the desk jockey at Langley reading this...


Bwaaahahahahahahahahaaaaa ah ah ahahaha hahahahaaaaaaa!!!


Right.



From the agency whose biggest claim to fame is destabilizing countries of color, comes a bold new initiative to hire unstable minorities and butter them up with condescending buzzwords and pacifiers in order to manipulate them to perform questionable decisions on behalf of their woke superiors.

You just know at some board meeting one of the crustier spooks suggested that what this elite counterintelligence agency needs is more Generalized Anxiety Disorder and social justice warriors.


From now on you can be sure that the persons hired by the CIA with clearances and access to sensitive information, will literally be a national security risk in and of themselves.

In an ironic twist everyone at the CIA will now use every analytical tool at their disposal to discuss their personal lives and say nothing about actual work.

Satellites will be diverted to take vainglorious selfies other narcissists can only dream of.

If you're a bit maladjusted and sporting a passive aggressive victim mentality, now's the time to serve your taxpayers.

a reply to: 19Bones79

That was actually a really powerful and inspiring video.

I don't know how you can come away from watching that with negativity.

Nothing says "CIA Competence" more than Generalized Anxiety Disorder.

You can count on her in high stress situations, like you know, the CIA. Unless she is just a worker bee in an office.

Brave.

a reply to: Lucidparadox

Oh god. I just stopped laughing why did you have to say that?

When I saw that, my first reaction was, WHAT THE **** WAS THAT?

Then I backed off, calmed down, carefully considered the content ... And my reaction was still WHAT THE **** WAS THAT?

Seriously, i couldn't even watch the whole thing. It's really sad. The US is hosed, screwed, finished. Stick a fork in it.

a reply to: 19Bones79

Everyone feels so special, lol.

The vid is almost vomit inducing.

Talked about not checking boxes while she checked the boxes. Too bad she's cis-gendered and not gay and/or trans. She *almost* made the intersectionality trifecta....



I'd be a bit more impressed if she'd talked about what she did and overcame (other than PatRiarChY) to get there instead.

a reply to: incoserv

But wait there's more!

Are you kidding me?

This is exactly what we need for the CIA.

Hire more sensitive sally's.


LOL

a reply to: 19Bones79



What the hell did I just watch?

a reply to: Lucidparadox

This inspires me to raise my kids to overcome millenialitis for sure

originally posted by: Lucidparadox
a reply to: 19Bones79

That was actually a really powerful and inspiring video.

I don't know how you can come away from watching that with negativity.

You’re kidding, right?

Coincidentally there was a shooting in front of CIA headquarters yesterday

a reply to: 19Bones79

One more thought for now; this type of ideology always gets me thinking:

I wonder why this woman's immigrant parents were so cruel to subject their daughter to such a "horrific" upbringing in such a hostile place. Maybe it was her parents' cruelty which makes her so proud of her diaper changing skills now.

a reply to: zosimov


It's a bit twisted and dangerous when you think about it but I figure laugh while you can.

New CIA commercial Shows USB Drive Handoff...
Exactly Like the USB Thumb Drive Hand-Off in Fulton County, Georgia


youtu.be...

About 30 seconds in you will see a USB drive handoff....
Just like what we saw in the 2020 election!

CIA Woke Video - Woke CIA Recruitment Video - CIA Recruitment Ad



USB Thumb Drive Hand-Off Fulton County, Georgia
youtu.be...

Daily reminder anyone who works for the CIA is a criminal.

originally posted by: 19Bones79
a reply to: zosimov


It's a bit twisted and dangerous when you think about it but I figure laugh while you can.

God they don't make funny stuff like that anymore.

I genuinely feel sorry for people that are coming of age now and their idea of comedic genius is like Pete Davidson and Trevor Noah.

I'll take Pryor and Wilder instead, that is until the Woke Brigade gets around to deleting all traces of actual funny content from the records. Shouldn't be long now, after they're finished cancelling Dr. Seuss.

a reply to: SleeperHasAwakened

I'd like to see how these snowflakes deal with Blazing Saddles.

Tiny heads exploding all over the place.

originally posted by: Lucidparadox
a reply to: 19Bones79

That was actually a really powerful and inspiring video.

I don't know how you can come away from watching that with negativity.

lulz