Rats is stupid

originally posted by: Rikku

That's the CATS Forum.

RATS is

Rubbing
Arabian
Tea
on
Seals.

Don't judge me.

Here's your RATS



Now go have fun.

a reply to: DBCowboy

You will not be judged.

But would you mind telling me what's in the PETS forum?

I've never had the nerve to go that deep.

a reply to: DBCowboy

So you're the one to blame.
From: KING5

WHIDBEY ISLAND STATION, Wash. — A young elephant seal was rescued from a storm drain on Whidbey Island Tuesday by South Whidbey Fire.

A report of a seal caught in a storm drain near Old Beach Road in the Mutiny Bay area came into South Whidbey Fire/EMS (SWF) around 7:30 Tuesday evening. South Whidbey Fire, the Langley Police Department and the Orca Network arrived to find a young elephant seal trapped in a vault of a stormwater drainage system in the lawn of a condominium complex, according to SWF.

Does it bother anyone else that the "Orca Network" came out to "save" a trapped seal? It's like the Cookie Monster guarding the... Oop's I'll make a post about this in RATS. Sorry to hi-jack.

originally posted by: Tulpa
a reply to: DBCowboy

You will not be judged.

But would you mind telling me what's in the PETS forum?

I've never had the nerve to go that deep.

Prisoners
Eating
Tapioca
with
Spoons

I don't even go there.

*shudder*

a reply to: Guyfriday

I'd direct you to my "Clubbing Baby Seals" thread in RATS but that would be awkward.

a reply to: DBCowboy

That's confirmed my fears.
I'm glad I stayed away from that one.
I have enough nightmares as it is.

Not much there in RATS anyway

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: Klassified

I really need to apologize, I was the one who left the deuce, I just blamed you for it.

My bad.

And you used up all the TP..DIDN'T YOU!!!! didn't even replace the roll

a reply to: SinDefiant

Well for us non real conspiracy theorists who are in Rats, let me tell ya, it's all _______'s and ________ _______ and ______ _____'s.
You aren't missing much.

Wait until the OP discovers that RATS is just an empty forum that only exists to rickroll new members.

a reply to: Hefficide

See.....now you ruined it!

a reply to: JinMI

I didn't see a mention of the only post there being a link to "Never Gonna Give You Up".

a reply to: deadlysyn

It's right under the "sarcasm" headline.

Easy to miss.

a reply to: JinMI

You're already giving away too much. There won't be anything left for OP to miss out on.

RATS is the new silk road.

a reply to: SinDefiant

Don't waste your time. It's where all the perverts who get turned on by stories about paedophilia and child trafficking hang out. Full of faked outrage and very real prurience. The real sewer of Above Top Secret, far more insanitary and poisonous than the Political Mudpit.

This would have to be the most lightheartedly funny thread here on ATS for a long time.

Thank you guys, and you too OP for the initial post.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Oh, I thought it was ...

Really? Another Trump Soliloquy?

See ya !