A Big F-U from Mother Nature

a reply to: FauxMulder

Worried most about my young red maple and a couple of magnolias...they seem to have been hit pretty hard by this one-two punch of freezing.

a reply to: IAMTAT

Speaking of Mother Nature, I wanted to wish our own planet-sized pal DB a happy Earth Day.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT

Speaking of Mother Nature, I wanted to wish our own planet-sized pal DB a happy Earth Day.

Knowing women, Mother Nature will just say she's 39 and then chain-smoke until the pool boy arrives.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Knowing women, Mother Nature will just say she's 39 and then chain-smoke until the pool boy arrives.

She wants to know if South America makes her ass look fat.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Knowing women, Mother Nature will just say she's 39 and then chain-smoke until the pool boy arrives.

She wants to know if South America makes her ass look fat.

It does butt I'm not going to tell her.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Knowing women, Mother Nature will just say she's 39 and then chain-smoke until the pool boy arrives.

She wants to know if South America makes her ass look fat.

I got her a gift certificate for some body work as an Earthday present.
She wants to have California removed and Brazil waxed.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
I got her a gift certificate for some body work as an Earthday present.
She wants to have to have California removed and Brazil waxed.

Tell her to shave her French armpits too.

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Knowing women, Mother Nature will just say she's 39 and then chain-smoke until the pool boy arrives.

She wants to know if South America makes her ass look fat.

I got her a gift certificate for some body work as an Earthday present.
She wants to have California removed and Brazil waxed.

That'll go well with the colonic gift certificate I gave her. Been stinking up the joint lately.

I got her some roses that I savagely cut then threw into a decorative glass vase filled with fluoridated water so the flowers could die slower.

a reply to: mamabeth

Sorry, mama. I was out there gassing the little bastards.

originally posted by: FauxMulder
a reply to: mamabeth

Sorry, mama. I was out there gassing the little bastards.

a reply to: FauxMulder

You poisoned the dandelions? Great,now they can't be
used for making tea!

a reply to: IAMTAT

And I see that you are on his side,poisoning the
dandelions.My front yard is loaded with them and
I have seen the Tru-Green truck out here a few times
already.My neighbors are keeping their pristine
lawns sprayed.
I have the dandelions,lots of violets and the wild
strawberries are blooming.The bees,bunnies,birds
and squirrels love my yard.