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A Big F-U from Mother Nature

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posted on Apr, 21 2021 @ 03:37 PM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
When did he become one of the idiots?


He was initiated in due to his horrid behavior.



posted on Apr, 21 2021 @ 03:43 PM
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a reply to: mamabeth

They told me I'd get a Gunther after the ceremony. But DB "accidentally" put his address on the order.

Go figure.



posted on Apr, 21 2021 @ 03:51 PM
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a reply to: FauxMulder

doesnt it all end up in auggies freezer any way...



posted on Apr, 21 2021 @ 03:52 PM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: IAMTAT

When did he become one of the idiots?


You really think he "wanted" to be one of the Idiots?




posted on Apr, 21 2021 @ 03:54 PM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: IAMTAT

When did he become one of the idiots?


Since he lost 60 IQ points in a tragic melon baller accident.
edit on 21-4-2021 by IAMTAT because: (no reason given)



posted on Apr, 21 2021 @ 03:58 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I will have to completely re-write the 3 idiots story now.
I wonder how I can add him in,I have the draft almost
done?
How about this...Faux becomes the ships mascot? Or,
you guys win him in a card game on Venus?



posted on Apr, 21 2021 @ 03:59 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: IAMTAT

When did he become one of the idiots?


Since he lost 60 IQ points in a tragic melon baller accident.


Melon Baller was my stripper name in college. It was actually Seminary School which made it kind of awkward.



posted on Apr, 21 2021 @ 03:59 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: IAMTAT

When did he become one of the idiots?


Since he lost 60 IQ points in a tragic melon baller accident.


Drink this they said. It'll be fun they said. And then they....wait....what was I talking about?



posted on Apr, 21 2021 @ 03:59 PM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I will have to completely re-write the 3 idiots story now.
I wonder how I can add him in,I have the draft almost
done?
How about this...Faux becomes the ships mascot? Or,
you guys win him in a card game on Venus?


How about DB farts him out?



posted on Apr, 21 2021 @ 04:00 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

I have a serious question for you....just how many stripper
names do you have?



posted on Apr, 21 2021 @ 04:02 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

I was thinking more on the lines of the Reptilian Overlord.



posted on Apr, 21 2021 @ 04:04 PM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: DBCowboy

how many stripper names do you have?


That's how they taught him math.

Fun fact, Alge-bra was his stripper name in math class.

edit on 21-4-2021 by FauxMulder because: (no reason given)



posted on Apr, 21 2021 @ 04:08 PM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: DBCowboy

I have a serious question for you....just how many stripper
names do you have?


Absolutely none. . . in Vegas.



posted on Apr, 21 2021 @ 04:14 PM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
I will have to completely re-write the 3 idiots story now.
I wonder how I can add him in,I have the draft almost
done?
How about this...Faux becomes the ships mascot? Or,
you guys win him in a card game on Venus?


We process him into food works for me.



posted on Apr, 21 2021 @ 04:14 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

you should change that...



posted on Apr, 21 2021 @ 04:15 PM
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originally posted by: FauxMulder

originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: DBCowboy

how many stripper names do you have?


That's how they taught him math.

Fun fact, Alge-bra was his stripper name in math class.


I thought it was Algae-bra...during his Ethel Merman stage.



posted on Apr, 21 2021 @ 04:25 PM
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originally posted by: FauxMulder

originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: DBCowboy

how many stripper names do you have?


That's how they taught him math.

Fun fact, Alge-bra was his stripper name in math class.


Never had to take maths.

I already knew Calcium, and trigger-nometry is easy when you can already shoot.



posted on Apr, 21 2021 @ 04:26 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: FauxMulder

originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: DBCowboy

how many stripper names do you have?


That's how they taught him math.

Fun fact, Alge-bra was his stripper name in math class.


I thought it was Algae-bra...during his Ethel Merman stage.


. . . Everything's coming up roses. . .



posted on Apr, 21 2021 @ 04:27 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: mamabeth
I will have to completely re-write the 3 idiots story now.
I wonder how I can add him in,I have the draft almost
done?
How about this...Faux becomes the ships mascot? Or,
you guys win him in a card game on Venus?


We process him into food works for me.


As long as it isn't f***ing spaghetti, I'm game.



posted on Apr, 21 2021 @ 04:28 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

you will yeald more if you make soap...



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