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Pelosi: "I'm a street fighter."

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posted on Apr, 19 2021 @ 03:06 PM
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If she was a character in a street fighter game i would demand a refund from capcom.



posted on Apr, 19 2021 @ 03:06 PM
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originally posted by: eXia7
Her street fighter name is Drunka


Corkpop 😃



posted on Apr, 19 2021 @ 03:07 PM
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Nancy Pelosi doesn't shovel bulls**t; bulls**t shovels Nancy Pelosi.



posted on Apr, 19 2021 @ 03:09 PM
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Very busy today, so the quality of my work is lacking... but



posted on Apr, 19 2021 @ 03:10 PM
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originally posted by: burdman30ott6
Very busy today, so the quality of my work is lacking... but


That's just fine. Crazy Nancy does not deserve quality work.



posted on Apr, 19 2021 @ 03:10 PM
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a reply to: incoserv

M. Bisonsh_t



posted on Apr, 19 2021 @ 03:10 PM
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originally posted by: incoserv
Nancy Pelosi doesn't shovel bulls**t; bulls**t shovels Nancy Pelosi.


In her previous life she shoveled bulls# at the s# factory, she is pretty advanced in the art of shoveling bulls#



posted on Apr, 19 2021 @ 03:26 PM
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originally posted by: chiefsmom
LOL I about died laughing when I saw this the other day.
Didn't she say that she would have fought them off with her shoes.


Pretty sure a stiff wind will blow her over.


But those shoes look like lethal weapons. She wears them to intimidate others.

She doesn't realize that the Thor's gavel was in her office at the time.
edit on 19-4-2021 by rickymouse because: (no reason given)



posted on Apr, 19 2021 @ 03:27 PM
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originally posted by: eXia7

originally posted by: incoserv
Nancy Pelosi doesn't shovel bulls**t; bulls**t shovels Nancy Pelosi.


In her previous life she shoveled bulls# at the s# factory, she is pretty advanced in the art of shoveling bulls#


She was reincarnated into her current body form in the early 6th century.



posted on Apr, 19 2021 @ 03:28 PM
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a reply to: ColdWisdom

I don't have photoshop so this is as good as mine get -




posted on Apr, 19 2021 @ 03:31 PM
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a reply to: burdman30ott6

Put a tribe of MS-13 bangers behind her and I will call that a winner!



posted on Apr, 19 2021 @ 06:27 PM
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I'm sorry I had to use a different name, but Chun-Li was always my favorite fighter.




posted on Apr, 19 2021 @ 07:44 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: ColeYounger

Well...she's been fighting alcoholism for decades...

Well...she's been embracing alcoholism for decades.

Fixed



posted on Apr, 19 2021 @ 07:48 PM
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a reply to: Gothmog

...and causing it. Rumor has it Ted Kennedy kept a naked photo of her in his shirt pocket. Between shots he'd look at the photo and when she started looking decent, he knew he'd had too much and it was time to call it a night. Not once did he ever quit slamming shots before last call.
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posted on Apr, 19 2021 @ 07:49 PM
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originally posted by: Krakatoa

originally posted by: ColdWisdom
a reply to: ColeYounger

Quick! Someone photoshop a meme with Pelosi dressed like Chun Li!


She's more like "Chum Lee" (from Pawn Stars)

I would say "Chumlee" from Tennessee Tuxedo.



posted on Apr, 19 2021 @ 07:49 PM
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originally posted by: ColeYounger

Listen to her tale of the January 6th capitol incident, or as the libs call it,
"The most horrific thing that ever happened in the history of America".
If Nance had been there, she would have cleaned house. She would have gone all Chuck Norris on 'em.
She knows no fear! “Well, I’m pretty tough. I’m a street fighter. They would have had a battle on their hands.”


In reality (something Nance is not familiar with), she's 80 years old, frail, and the closest she's ever been to a fight is wrestling the top off of one of her $15 a pint ice-cream containers.
Another certifiable lunatic sitting in the halls of power. These are the leaders of our country!

Pelosi is tough!

Only thing she knows about "the streets" is that is where her constituents relieve themselves.
She represents the home of the original poo map.



posted on Apr, 19 2021 @ 07:51 PM
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originally posted by: shooterbrody

originally posted by: ColeYounger

Listen to her tale of the January 6th capitol incident, or as the libs call it,
"The most horrific thing that ever happened in the history of America".
If Nance had been there, she would have cleaned house. She would have gone all Chuck Norris on 'em.
She knows no fear! “Well, I’m pretty tough. I’m a street fighter. They would have had a battle on their hands.”


In reality (something Nance is not familiar with), she's 80 years old, frail, and the closest she's ever been to a fight is wrestling the top off of one of her $15 a pint ice-cream containers.
Another certifiable lunatic sitting in the halls of power. These are the leaders of our country!

Pelosi is tough!

Only thing she knows about "the streets" is that is where her constituents relieve themselves.
She represents the home of the original poo map.


Sheet Fighter.



posted on Apr, 19 2021 @ 08:06 PM
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a reply to: slatesteam

Now that depends on whether Corn Pop has his rusty razor blade or not. The very same one that Jao Bai Den said he dipped in rain gutters before fights.



posted on Apr, 20 2021 @ 09:28 AM
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originally posted by: burdman30ott6
Very busy today, so the quality of my work is lacking... but


Absolute work of art.

Should make an NFT out of it and make a fortune.




posted on Apr, 20 2021 @ 09:30 AM
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originally posted by: deadlysyn
a reply to: slatesteam

Now that depends on whether Corn Pop has his rusty razor blade or not. The very same one that Jao Bai Den said he dipped in rain gutters before fights.


I was just talking to Snap and Crackle, they will confirm this.




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