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Advice for the people running Joe Biden.

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posted on Apr, 7 2021 @ 08:34 PM
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I put this in the jokes forum for two reasons.

First because it is humor, in a dark way.

Second, because I think our current President is a joke.

Anyways, found this gem and thought I would share it... it is from the AwakenWithJP YouTube channel.

Fair warning for those with the attention span of a hummingbird of crack... it is 12 minutes long.

A brief synopsis of the video is someone advising Joe's owners on how they could do better with his public appearances going forward.

The comments section has some pretty funny observations as well.



Enjoy!!




posted on Apr, 7 2021 @ 08:44 PM
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a reply to: Lumenari

Personality over policy.

I’ve said it from the beginning.

Problem is — Joe doesn’t possess either.

All fraud aside, I’ve seen MANY Biden supporters.

Doesn’t give you much hope for mankind.



posted on Apr, 7 2021 @ 08:47 PM
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a reply to: Lumenari

I mean Look on the bright side .

At least we got rid of Trump that big ol meany racist who kept hurting everyone's feelings .

Maybe we can carve that on the Tomb stone of the United States.

" At least we got rid of Trump that big ol meany racist who kept hurting everyone's feelings . "




posted on Apr, 7 2021 @ 08:53 PM
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a reply to: Lumenari

From Note Cards....🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣👍🤣🤣🤣



posted on Apr, 7 2021 @ 08:58 PM
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a reply to: asabuvsobelow


Doesn’t give you much hope for mankind.


Oh, I still have hope for mankind.

I just think that the future won't really have any Biden supporters present.



ETA: I meant of course real live ones.

I sometimes forget that in a post 2020 age, there is an actual distinction.

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posted on Apr, 7 2021 @ 09:25 PM
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a reply to: Lumenari

Lumenari, here is another cute one about Biden. My good friend who is also a ham and former lodge brother sent me this. Enjoy...


Joe Biden walked into a D.C. bank to cash a check.

Approaching the cashier, he said, "Good morning, ma'am. Would you please cash this check for me?"


"It would be my pleasure, sir. Would you please show me your ID?" "Well, I didn't bring my ID with me since I didn't think there was any need to. I am Joe Biden, President of the United States!"


"Yes, sir. I know who you are, but with all of the regulations and monitoring of banks because of impostors and forgers and requirements of banking legislation, I must insist on seeing some identification."


"You can ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am." "I'm sorry, Mr. Biden, but these are the bank's rules and I must follow them."


"Please, I am urging you to cash this check."

"Mr. Biden, here's an example of what we can do. One day Tiger Woods came into the bank without any ID and to prove that he was Tiger, he pulled out his putter and made a beautiful putt across the bank floor right into a cup. With that shot, we knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed his check. So, Mr. Biden, what can you do to prove that it is really you?"


Biden stood there thinking and finally replied, "Honestly, my mind is a total blank. I have absolutely no idea what to do, I don't have a clue."

"Would you like large or small bills?"



posted on Apr, 7 2021 @ 09:43 PM
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a reply to: NightFlight

Tell your friend thank you for the joke!

Here is a quick one...

Joe Biden walks into a bar and sees a pretty young blonde woman.

He sits down next to her and says "So, do I come here often?"



Or another just for fun...

What's the most progressive thing about Joe Biden?

His dementia.



Oh, what the hell...

My conservative grandmother used to be a big Trump supporter, but this year her mail-in ballot was cast for Joe Biden.

No way would she have done that if she were still alive.



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posted on Apr, 7 2021 @ 09:58 PM
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a reply to: Lumenari



yure killin' me!!!!



posted on Apr, 7 2021 @ 10:14 PM
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This guy is brave and hilarious and incredibly smart. I LOVE all of his videos and have even bought some of his sponsors’ products just to support him. We need people like him to keep speaking up.



posted on Apr, 8 2021 @ 12:31 AM
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LOL, we are literally living out the Emperor's New Clothes... instead of fearing he will explode.it's like they are fearful of exposing his weakness

Biden wasn't talking about running again in 2014 that's just when his next press conference will be
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posted on Apr, 8 2021 @ 04:57 AM
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a reply to: Lumenari

That is too painful to watch more than a minute or two. I'm stunned every day how dangerous it is to have this person as president because we don't know who is the actual president.




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