posted on Apr, 13 2021 @ 11:02 AM
Babylon Bee is the new MLK:
“ 1. Kill all white people. - An easy one. And if you're white, well, you know what to do.
2. Pluck out everyone's eyes. - Can't be racist if you can't see.
3. Bravely walk through a riot and give some police officers a cool, refreshing Pepsi. - Effective and refreshing. This tip brought to you by Pepsi.
4. Teach everyone to always focus on race as the most important thing about a person. - The only way to end racism is to make sure you're constantly
talking about race and never letting people forget what the color of their skin is for even a second.
5. Have the earth get invaded by flesh-eating aliens so we have a common enemy to unite against. - Bring on the aliens.
6. Segregate people by skin color. - We can't talk honestly about racism if we're all just mixed together like a melting pot. We need to segregate
into different rooms, schools, and drinking fountains.
7. Steal some Nikes. - Racism will crumble as you bash the window of the Nike store and leave with some sweet kicks.
8. Start an organization to fight racism and use the proceeds to buy multiple mansions. - Every time you buy a big house, forty million racists drop
9. Have an after-school special about how racism is bad, hosted by a cool TV star like Kirk Cameron. - You could have on trendy bands like Hanson and
Kris Kross, and the kids would all give up their racist ways.
10. Whatever you do, don't believe the lie that we're all one blood and race is a social construct meant to divide us. - This is dangerous Christian
brainwashing and will only lead to people treating each other the same. And we can't defeat racism that way.”