Your Ancestry

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: FauxMulder
DB is NOT Cherokee

More like Cher-a-she.

Blokeahontas was his Casino Stripper stage name.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Blokeahontas was his Casino Stripper stage name.

Now its just 'Help, I've Fallen Down And I Can't Get Up Bull'.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: FauxMulder
Still doesn't count. Even though he was at the trail of tears.

DB's trail of tears is the remains of all the lawn chairs and interns he's sat on.

Ohhh.. so it's trail of TEARS... like anal fissures.

a reply to: Atsbhct

The reality is DB couldn't even go within five miles of a real Native American, they'd mistake him for a bison and try to chase him off a cliff.


So he should probably go pay them a visit in my opinion...

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I dont know about that. The earthquake would kill billions

a reply to: FauxMulder

Cool with that.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Only if it's in Canada.

originally posted by: FauxMulder
Only if it's ON Canada.

Fixed.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

DB has his own Reservation...Party of Six.

a reply to: IAMTAT

Poor JAGStorm, another thread ruined by the infamous 'DB topic creep'.


Probably could take out the word 'topic' and the sentence would still be correct.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Not too late for us to delete it all.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Not too late for us to delete it all.

Why? We're merely exploring the ancestry of the greatest cryptoid ever rumored to exist.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT

Poor JAGStorm, another thread ruined by the infamous 'DB topic creep'.

With one phone call JAGS can make us all 'persona non grata' at every Korean nail salon in the country.

a reply to: IAMTAT

With one phone call JAGS can make us all 'persona non grata' at every Korean nail salon in the country.

Get your stereotypes right, Koreans own dry cleaners, Vietnamese do the nail salons!!

originally posted by: FauxMulder

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Not too late for us to delete it all.

Why? We're merely exploring the ancestry of the greatest cryptoid ever rumored to exist.

I hear Bigfoot claims he's 1/1024% DB.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
With one phone call JAGS can make us all 'persona non grata' at every Korean nail salon in the country.

Now I'll never be a teen model...

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
With one phone call JAGS can make us all 'persona non grata' at every Korean nail salon in the country.

Now I'll never be a teen model...

Joke if you will...but Prom is coming up and my cuticles are a mess.

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: FauxMulder

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Not too late for us to delete it all.

Why? We're merely exploring the ancestry of the greatest cryptoid ever rumored to exist.

I hear Bigfoot claims he's 1/1024% DB.

Darwin said that's what gives the Bigfoot his thick coat of hair.

a reply to: FauxMulder

Darwin said that's what gives the Bigfoot his thick coat of hair.

What if bigfoot is out there making fun of all of us...