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posted on Apr, 7 2021 @ 08:10 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: FauxMulder
DB is NOT Cherokee


More like Cher-a-she.


Blokeahontas was his Casino Stripper stage name.



posted on Apr, 7 2021 @ 08:12 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
Blokeahontas was his Casino Stripper stage name.


Now its just 'Help, I've Fallen Down And I Can't Get Up Bull'.



posted on Apr, 7 2021 @ 08:13 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: FauxMulder
Still doesn't count. Even though he was at the trail of tears.


DB's trail of tears is the remains of all the lawn chairs and interns he's sat on.


Ohhh.. so it's trail of TEARS... like anal fissures.



posted on Apr, 7 2021 @ 08:15 AM
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a reply to: Atsbhct

The reality is DB couldn't even go within five miles of a real Native American, they'd mistake him for a bison and try to chase him off a cliff.


So he should probably go pay them a visit in my opinion...



posted on Apr, 7 2021 @ 08:17 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I dont know about that. The earthquake would kill billions



posted on Apr, 7 2021 @ 08:20 AM
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a reply to: FauxMulder

Cool with that.



posted on Apr, 7 2021 @ 08:24 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Only if it's in Canada.



posted on Apr, 7 2021 @ 08:25 AM
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originally posted by: FauxMulder
Only if it's ON Canada.


Fixed.



posted on Apr, 7 2021 @ 08:31 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

DB has his own Reservation...Party of Six.



posted on Apr, 7 2021 @ 08:34 AM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

Poor JAGStorm, another thread ruined by the infamous 'DB topic creep'.


Probably could take out the word 'topic' and the sentence would still be correct.



posted on Apr, 7 2021 @ 08:40 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Not too late for us to delete it all.



posted on Apr, 7 2021 @ 08:45 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Not too late for us to delete it all.


Why? We're merely exploring the ancestry of the greatest cryptoid ever rumored to exist.



posted on Apr, 7 2021 @ 09:26 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT

Poor JAGStorm, another thread ruined by the infamous 'DB topic creep'.




With one phone call JAGS can make us all 'persona non grata' at every Korean nail salon in the country.



posted on Apr, 7 2021 @ 09:29 AM
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a reply to: IAMTAT




With one phone call JAGS can make us all 'persona non grata' at every Korean nail salon in the country.


Get your stereotypes right, Koreans own dry cleaners, Vietnamese do the nail salons!!



posted on Apr, 7 2021 @ 09:30 AM
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originally posted by: FauxMulder

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Not too late for us to delete it all.


Why? We're merely exploring the ancestry of the greatest cryptoid ever rumored to exist.


I hear Bigfoot claims he's 1/1024% DB.



posted on Apr, 7 2021 @ 09:35 AM
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edit on 7-4-2021 by IAMTAT because: (no reason given)



posted on Apr, 7 2021 @ 09:37 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
With one phone call JAGS can make us all 'persona non grata' at every Korean nail salon in the country.


Now I'll never be a teen model...



posted on Apr, 7 2021 @ 09:41 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
With one phone call JAGS can make us all 'persona non grata' at every Korean nail salon in the country.


Now I'll never be a teen model...


Joke if you will...but Prom is coming up and my cuticles are a mess.



posted on Apr, 7 2021 @ 09:42 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: FauxMulder

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Not too late for us to delete it all.


Why? We're merely exploring the ancestry of the greatest cryptoid ever rumored to exist.


I hear Bigfoot claims he's 1/1024% DB.


Darwin said that's what gives the Bigfoot his thick coat of hair.



posted on Apr, 7 2021 @ 09:44 AM
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a reply to: FauxMulder




Darwin said that's what gives the Bigfoot his thick coat of hair.


What if bigfoot is out there making fun of all of us...



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