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To Snough or Ceeze - that is the question?

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posted on Apr, 1 2021 @ 11:10 AM
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This is a really stupid topic, but considering it's April Fool's Day, I thought I'd share something silly I experienced just a few days ago... no joke.

Very simply, I had a sudden urge to cough profusely. However, as I was about to bellow out said cough, I also felt a tingle in my nose and just had to sneeze as well.

What happened, I didn't think was possible! I ended up coughing and sneezing simultaneously. It was the weirdest sensation. Luckily, I was outside because what came out was not a pretty sight. In any case, this cough, sneeze and splutter was immensely gratifying.

What was most awkward for me was that since childhood I have always stifled my sneezing. I know withholding a sneeze is not healthy, but that's just me. So, for it to come out like that, piggybacked onto a cough ended up being a once-in-a-lifetime experience.

Snough or Ceeze? Has anyone experienced the same?


edit on 1-4-2021 by Encia22 because: Edited Title



posted on Apr, 1 2021 @ 11:12 AM
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Just snart and be done with it.
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posted on Apr, 1 2021 @ 11:14 AM
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a reply to: Athetos

LOL, that happens more often, but I don't talk about it.




posted on Apr, 1 2021 @ 11:15 AM
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a reply to: Encia22

I like snough myself personally. Cneeze just looks and reads awkwardly.


Has anyone experienced the same?


Yeah...but I usually find it makes me choke and gasp for breath rather than feel gratified to be honest.



posted on Apr, 1 2021 @ 11:18 AM
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a reply to: dug88

Luckily I didn't choke, so, in the end, it was a satisfying relief.

I prefer Snough, too.

You're right about Cneeze. I edited it to Ceeze, a bit easier to read.




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posted on Apr, 1 2021 @ 11:55 AM
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Proceed cautiously...

If you cough, sneeze and fart at the same time, you will be reset to manufacturer settings.

I have heard that farting and sneezing simultaneously will take a screenshot; I haven't tried that yet...



posted on Apr, 1 2021 @ 12:28 PM
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You are infected with COVID19.Isolate for 20 years.
Don't bother the hospitals,you will get no medication or help.



posted on Apr, 1 2021 @ 12:28 PM
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a reply to: madmac5150

LOL, that's excellent!

I'm an IT Admin, so I truly appreciate this!




posted on Apr, 1 2021 @ 12:30 PM
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a reply to: glen200376

The whole ordeal was so violent that if I had Covid it's probably gone with all the muck that came out!




posted on Apr, 1 2021 @ 12:35 PM
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a reply to: Encia22

I once read that this is one possible explanation for spontaneous human combustion.

Consider yourself lucky and proceed with extreme caution.




posted on Apr, 1 2021 @ 12:47 PM
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a reply to: Encia22

Very good. Now try to fart and burp simultaneously. Open both ends of the Tunnel.
Multi task management 😄



posted on Apr, 1 2021 @ 01:06 PM
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a reply to: Tulpa

a reply to: Observationalist

Only near an open flame... that's why I avoid communal barbeques! 🔥



posted on Apr, 1 2021 @ 01:42 PM
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a reply to: Encia22

Congratulations. Sounds like you lost your respiratory virginity



posted on Apr, 1 2021 @ 01:47 PM
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a reply to: Peeple

I did have a cigarette afterwards!




posted on Apr, 1 2021 @ 03:30 PM
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originally posted by: Encia22
a reply to: madmac5150

LOL, that's excellent!

I'm an IT Admin, so I truly appreciate this!




There seems to be several of us geeks here. Congrats on the snough. In the immortal words of Tommy Chong...
"I've done that man."



posted on Apr, 1 2021 @ 08:09 PM
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a reply to: Klassified

Cheers! We geeks need to stick together.

Yep, now I can also say that I've done that... and bought the T-shirt!








 
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