Welcome new ATS owner. I look forward to your introduction!

originally posted by: Bigburgh
a reply to: CriticalStinker

How bout we just mash our names? You can be CriticalBurgh, and I'll be BigStinker. 🤔😁

Lol, they'll never know who to ban with the confusion... I'm in!

originally posted by: Wookiep

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: Wookiep

originally posted by: Lysergic
你好我的新主人

我的名字是Lysergic我寻求尽职尽责地为您服务

Are you suggesting it's Xi Jin?? Damn maybe Kevin would be better...

No.

No.

Just. . . no.

*runs away sobbing*

Imagine this... New owner steps in and says "Hi fooks! My name is Kevin, long time lurker and I really like conspiracies..and.."

Lol lol. Oh man. Maybe they will have a sense of humor.... Or Xi, I mean not..

Who was that mysterious member way back when.. Bernard Schnitzel Berni Schnitzel... watch it be him/her.

a reply to: CriticalStinker

🤣

originally posted by: Bigburgh

originally posted by: Wookiep

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: Wookiep

originally posted by: Lysergic
你好我的新主人

我的名字是Lysergic我寻求尽职尽责地为您服务

Are you suggesting it's Xi Jin?? Damn maybe Kevin would be better...

No.

No.

Just. . . no.

*runs away sobbing*

Imagine this... New owner steps in and says "Hi fooks! My name is Kevin, long time lurker and I really like conspiracies..and.."

Lol lol. Oh man. Maybe they will have a sense of humor.... Or Xi, I mean not..

Who was that mysterious member way back when.. Bernard Schnitzel Berni Schnitzel... watch it be him/her.

I was JUST THINKING THIS

Guys lol what if its Bernard lmfao

originally posted by: Bigburgh

originally posted by: Wookiep

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: Wookiep

originally posted by: Lysergic
你好我的新主人

我的名字是Lysergic我寻求尽职尽责地为您服务

Are you suggesting it's Xi Jin?? Damn maybe Kevin would be better...

No.

No.

Just. . . no.

*runs away sobbing*

Imagine this... New owner steps in and says "Hi fooks! My name is Kevin, long time lurker and I really like conspiracies..and.."

Lol lol. Oh man. Maybe they will have a sense of humor.... Or Xi, I mean not..

Who was that mysterious member way back when.. Bernard Schnitzel Berni Schnitzel... watch it be him/her.

That would be ultimate trollage right there. I'd actually be forced to give some respect to ole Bernard after that lol.

originally posted by: Wookiep
As we all know, ATS has a new owner.

Where's your proof?

Don't tell me you learned of this by word of mouth.

🤣

originally posted by: CrazyWater

originally posted by: Bigburgh

originally posted by: Wookiep

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: Wookiep

originally posted by: Lysergic
你好我的新主人

我的名字是Lysergic我寻求尽职尽责地为您服务

Are you suggesting it's Xi Jin?? Damn maybe Kevin would be better...

No.

No.

Just. . . no.

*runs away sobbing*

Imagine this... New owner steps in and says "Hi fooks! My name is Kevin, long time lurker and I really like conspiracies..and.."

Lol lol. Oh man. Maybe they will have a sense of humor.... Or Xi, I mean not..

Who was that mysterious member way back when.. Bernard Schnitzel Berni Schnitzel... watch it be him/her.

I was JUST THINKING THIS

Guys lol what if its Bernard lmfao

They'll announce it April 1st. 😆

originally posted by: Wookiep

originally posted by: Bigburgh

originally posted by: Wookiep

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: Wookiep

originally posted by: Lysergic
你好我的新主人

我的名字是Lysergic我寻求尽职尽责地为您服务

Are you suggesting it's Xi Jin?? Damn maybe Kevin would be better...

No.

No.

Just. . . no.

*runs away sobbing*

Imagine this... New owner steps in and says "Hi fooks! My name is Kevin, long time lurker and I really like conspiracies..and.."

Lol lol. Oh man. Maybe they will have a sense of humor.... Or Xi, I mean not..

Who was that mysterious member way back when.. Bernard Schnitzel Berni Schnitzel... watch it be him/her.

That would be ultimate trollage right there. I'd actually be forced to give some respect to ole Bernard after that lol.

I'm laughing just starting to think even harder about this🤣😆😂🤣😆😆😆😆

They must be from before my time but I've occasionally seen a few mentions of Bernard and Kevin.

Ha. Bernard and Kevin sounds like some kind of strange seventies art film where it's all depressing and black and white. Two gay guys have an unfortunate adventure in the seedy part of the city and Bernard gets killed somehow and Kevin ends up at the beach looking all sombre and staring out to sea.

The mind boggles.

It's become a source of great intrigue.

Alright guys. Quit guessing. It was me.
If you want to keep your account you have to double star all of my posts!

Lol jk

Hopefully someone as cool as skeptic, 'cause he surprisingly hasn't 404'd me yet.

a reply to: Lumenari

👉 BINGO! 👈

ALEX JONES!!!!

originally posted by: ATSAlex
ALEX JONES!!!!

Edit:

a reply to: Wookiep

Waiting for the new member thread titled "IT WAS ME!"

a reply to: Bigburgh
I want a word with that Jones guy.
I bought some super bone vitality tooth paste and now my teeth are blue.

The ones that started growing from all my arm joints are nice and white (really long too) but a blue smile is kinda weird.

a reply to: Lumenari

...all your base....

a reply to: Tulpa

originally posted by: Tulpa
a reply to: Bigburgh

started growing from all my arm joints are nice (really, really, really elongated too) but a smile is kinda weird.

Why?





Just testing... 1... 2... hello... say hello

The new owners are simulating something by letting the membership run free for a while before they decide to make changes. When they do it is going to be fast and furious, they are trying to figure out how to market content and link into other profitable venues.., our Ideas, intellect, and general tone of this site the way it is, is generating their new design and marketing plans. I would predict in the next year this site is going to be split into 2 entities.


I agree with you Wookie the new ownership should say something about something.