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posted on Feb, 19 2021 @ 12:08 PM
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“I got out there and sat down on the toilet and immediately something bit my butt right as I sat down,” Shannon Stevens told The Associated Press on Thursday. “I jumped up and I screamed when it happened.”

An Alaska woman had the scare of a lifetime when using an outhouse in the backcountry and she was attacked by a bear, from below.


Talk about FOUR nightmares at once.
A freezing cold area, having to use an outhouse, and then a bear chomping on your hoohaw.
But wait, it gets better, having to have your BROTHER tend your wounds.


Pretty sure I would have just bled out in that situation! lol



posted on Feb, 19 2021 @ 12:16 PM
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a reply to: JAGStorm

There seems to be a theme today with bathroom stuff. Awesome story.



posted on Feb, 19 2021 @ 12:17 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: JAGStorm

There seems to be a theme today with bathroom stuff. Awesome story.


If I have to go to Alaska and use an outhouse, I'm peeing in the shower too!



posted on Feb, 19 2021 @ 12:23 PM
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I think redback spider in the porta-potty for the second time in 5 months would be worse than the bear.



posted on Feb, 19 2021 @ 12:24 PM
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a reply to: JAGStorm

Well, apparently bears don't uh.....poop in the woods, they well....well, they have to eat too you know!



posted on Feb, 19 2021 @ 12:25 PM
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originally posted by: ketsuko
I think redback spider in the porta-potty for the second time in 5 months would be worse than the bear.





"I was sitting on the toilet doing my business and just felt the sting that I felt the first time.
"I was like 'I can't believe it's happened again.' I looked down and I've seen a few little legs come from around the rim."


I just died reading that..........



posted on Feb, 19 2021 @ 12:26 PM
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originally posted by: ketsuko
I think redback spider in the porta-potty for the second time in 5 months would be worse than the bear.


Jesus ****. Why did I click on that link....



posted on Feb, 19 2021 @ 12:31 PM
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a reply to: JAGStorm

At least with the bear, you're pretty well masticated so people aren't going to be thinking about making fun of you for what happened. This poor guy got pretty roundly made fun of. "Spider bit your dangly!"


edit on 19-2-2021 by ketsuko because: (no reason given)



posted on Feb, 19 2021 @ 12:36 PM
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I'd take the bear, over the spider.

But damn, I will be checking any outhouse I may have to use. Seems like there had to be a way for the bear to get down there, unless he fell in. Of course then he has a right to be angry!



posted on Feb, 19 2021 @ 12:38 PM
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Poor Shannon, she's just gotta grin and bear it. As for the spider thing, could a side affect be swelling in the area?????? 21 year old probably going for gold.
Don't look at this ladies:- My friends wife was a casualty nurse and had a man bought into ER with a vibrator stuck up his back passage. After it was removed he said " just put fresh batteries in it and replace".



posted on Feb, 19 2021 @ 12:54 PM
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a reply to: crayzeed

You don't mess around with a spider bite in that area. Neighbor kid where I grew up apparently got a brown recluse in his shorts and was embarrassed to say anything to his parents about it. As a consequence, they didn't know anything was wrong until the gangrene set in and it started to smell.

He lost parts of his bits and pieces because of that reluctance to speak up.




posted on Feb, 19 2021 @ 01:00 PM
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a reply to: JAGStorm

Damn...i've seen mice and rats at the bottom of outhouses...bonus points if you hit em....but a bear...now never seen that.



posted on Feb, 19 2021 @ 01:14 PM
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a reply to: JAGStorm

pics or it didn't happen



posted on Feb, 19 2021 @ 01:30 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: ketsuko
I think redback spider in the porta-potty for the second time in 5 months would be worse than the bear.


Jesus ****. Why did I click on that link....


I was going to click on it but yeah I’ll take your word for it.
Over the years I have gotten better about spiders but not too much better.



posted on Feb, 19 2021 @ 01:36 PM
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a reply to: RazorV66

Yeah, don't click. It's possibly the worst spider encounter I can think of. The only way it could have been worse is if the spider was also a clown.




edit on 19-2-2021 by AugustusMasonicus because: Networkdude has no beer



posted on Feb, 19 2021 @ 01:41 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: RazorV66

Yeah, don't click. It's possibly the worst spider encounter I can think of. The only way it could have been worse is if the spider was also a clown.








posted on Feb, 19 2021 @ 01:43 PM
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a reply to: JAGStorm

Really?



posted on Feb, 19 2021 @ 02:02 PM
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a reply to: JAGStorm

Thank-you for posting this picture I have saved it for
future use.



posted on Feb, 19 2021 @ 02:07 PM
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a reply to: ketsuko

Please tell me the rest of the neighborhood kids nicknamed him "Stumpy."



posted on Feb, 19 2021 @ 02:09 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Oh what tangled webs we weave
when we sit on a porta-crapper to relieve.




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