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I swear. . . no one has a sense of humor any more. . .

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posted on Feb, 14 2021 @ 10:23 PM
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I've got some major nerve damage in my left arm. It's a wreck. I've recently gotten a compression glove to help with the tremor in my left hand.

In the doctors office recently, once it was on I raised my hand, snapped my fingers and said, I am inevitable".

My bride just rolled her eyes and my doctor told me to shut up.



No one has a sense of humor. . . .


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posted on Feb, 14 2021 @ 10:27 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Since no one replied, "And I am Iron Man" you should find a new doctor and file for divorce.



posted on Feb, 14 2021 @ 10:28 PM
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originally posted by: VictorVonDoom
a reply to: DBCowboy

Since no one replied, "And I am Iron Man" you should find a new doctor and file for divorce.


LOLOLOLOLOLOL



posted on Feb, 14 2021 @ 10:31 PM
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But, were there infinity stones on that glove?

(if I were you I would have them sewn on the back of that compression glove, for giggles)



posted on Feb, 14 2021 @ 10:32 PM
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originally posted by: Krakatoa
But, were there infinity stones on that glove?

(if I were you I would have them sewn on the back of that compression glove, for giggles)


Oh hell yes!



posted on Feb, 14 2021 @ 10:58 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Man sorry...not being up on the latest media that's popular with the kids...the first thing that comes to mind is Dwarf Fortress.

Sorry dude...but....it was inevitable.

Now i have this urge to have my drunken minions dig too deep and have great !!!FUN!!! while i watch. As long as there's no catsplosions i should be fine.
edit on 14/2/2021 by dug88 because: Nobody on ats will understand what i'm talking about at all...but it's ok...it was inevitiable.



posted on Feb, 14 2021 @ 10:59 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
No one has a sense of humor. . . .


I thought your story was amusing... so your theory is kaput I say.. Kaput!



posted on Feb, 14 2021 @ 11:02 PM
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My bride just rolled her eyes and my doctor told me to shut up.


Marriage is for men who are tired of making their own decisions..just sayin!



posted on Feb, 15 2021 @ 12:18 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

You have the most unaffordable insurance in the world and your Dr tells you to shut up? I'd be looking for a new DR



posted on Feb, 15 2021 @ 02:44 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Jokes aside and going by your doctor's clear signs of frustration, did you try natural/alternative medicine???



posted on Feb, 15 2021 @ 03:24 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy
I went to the doctor and said "It hurts when I raise my right arm".
And the doctor said "Don't do it, then."

[Yes, it's an old Tommy Cooper joke]



posted on Feb, 15 2021 @ 04:10 AM
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My humor is generally like my soul and my coffee, black. Jimmy Carr is a favorite comedian of mine for instance, among others. I feel like laughing at the most evil and dark things in the world is the best way to cope with it. I have a long list of terrible jokes.



posted on Feb, 15 2021 @ 05:06 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Think I have nerve damage from this joke.



posted on Feb, 15 2021 @ 05:10 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

You should have moonwalked, grabbed your crotch and said, 'Shamone, heehee!'.



posted on Feb, 15 2021 @ 06:02 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Since your right arm still works and can steadily hold a joint, you need to ask a prescription for medical use against those tremors. And then finally arrive to the place and time which few of us can only dream about.

Not that I would condone or promote anything with that statement. But... hail to inhale.



posted on Feb, 15 2021 @ 07:12 AM
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The world dies a little every time someone misses a clear Geek reference, especially these days when everyone thinks they're a Geek.

Your wife can be forgiven. She knows you too well.

To be plain, I'm a pretty big Geek myself, but even I roll my eyes at my husband's Geekery at times.



posted on Feb, 15 2021 @ 07:29 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
I've got some major nerve damage in my left arm. It's a wreck. I've recently gotten a compression glove to help with the tremor in my left hand.

In the doctors office recently, once it was on I raised my hand, snapped my fingers and said, I am inevitable".

My bride just rolled her eyes and my doctor told me to shut up.



No one has a sense of humor. . . .


"It's not funny!" - Roy D. Mercer



posted on Feb, 15 2021 @ 07:45 AM
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originally posted by: Morbidlynx
My humor is generally like my soul and my coffee, black. Jimmy Carr is a favorite comedian of mine for instance, among others. I feel like laughing at the most evil and dark things in the world is the best way to cope with it. I have a long list of terrible jokes.


Is this dark enough for you?

My wife and I were discussing CRISPR technology the other day, after seeing a news item about it. She asked, "How do you make a CRISPR baby?" I told her you just leave it in the hot oil a little longer...



posted on Feb, 15 2021 @ 08:09 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

My wife used to roll her eyes at me all the time...until one of them rolled under the refrigerator.

BTW...I refuse to believe your wife hasn't a sense of humour (look at me...I'm British)...after being married to you for what must seem like an eternity.


Hope you're feeling better.


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posted on Feb, 15 2021 @ 09:07 AM
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a reply to: vonclod

Marriage is for men who are tired of doing their own
housekeeping and laundry.
DB,how is that compression glove really working? I was
thinking of trying one out, I keep having trouble with my
fingers going numb while I sleep.




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