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Give me your cheesiest pickup lines for Valentines

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posted on Feb, 13 2021 @ 09:50 PM
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a reply to: recrisp

I figure why bother with the pickup lines man...just pull a Donald trump and grab em by the....

Hand...look deep into their eyes and kiss them softly....

Yeah...that one....
edit on 13/2/2021 by dug88 because: You know what I was gonna say...



posted on Feb, 13 2021 @ 09:53 PM
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a reply to: Agit8dChop

This one works every time.





posted on Feb, 13 2021 @ 10:02 PM
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originally posted by: DrumsRfun
How do you peeps take a Valentines thread and turn into politics....you people are mentally ill.



Lol, you are the one who mentioned politics first.
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posted on Feb, 13 2021 @ 10:24 PM
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originally posted by: Muninn

originally posted by: DrumsRfun
How do you peeps take a Valentines thread and turn into politics....you people are mentally ill.



Lol, you are the one who mentioned politics first.
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One rule for us

One rule for them.

Hell man, it's just the same when talking to Women.

P



posted on Feb, 13 2021 @ 10:33 PM
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Not that I would ever stoop so low to use a line (cough... cough...).

But I have fancied myself with a number of thoughts on the subject, I always thought this would be a novel sentence to gauge a reaction with. This would be after you've already been spending some chat time learning about her likes/dislikes etc.

The subject is food and you'd maneuver the conversation to breakfast and what I like to prepare and cook for when I have guests or relatives over. If you get a favorable/positive response then suggest that she "should come over sometime and let me fix you breakfast? If she says ok (or similar positive response) then you say; "Fantastic when would you like me to call you.. or do you prefer being nudged?"


I don't know... but that sounds a whole lot better than asking someone; "Aren't you tired yet? Because you've been running through my mind for the past hour"?

To me, it's the difference between Champagne and Beer... Or maybe it's apples and oranges, what the heck do I know!

Johnny



posted on Feb, 13 2021 @ 11:01 PM
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"Just get in the car, OK?"



posted on Feb, 13 2021 @ 11:35 PM
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Heya Steph! [confused look, continue to sit down and order us both a drink].

That's it. See where it goes. If it's actually a Steph you're f'ed.



posted on Feb, 13 2021 @ 11:53 PM
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"I'll bet you a quarter I can kiss you on the lips without touching your lips."
*Kiss
*Hands over quarter
"Oh, I lost."



posted on Feb, 14 2021 @ 01:29 AM
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a reply to: Agit8dChop

We'd better both eat the garlic bread.




posted on Feb, 14 2021 @ 01:48 AM
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a reply to: Agit8dChop
I've never attempted the direct "pick-up".
One year at college, I began the academic year by knocking on the doors of freshman girls, targetting fellow students of History, and asking if they were interested in joining a student organisation for which I was the genuine representativve. The net result was several cups of coffee, a few biscuits, one girlfriend and a substantial sum in membership fees, so the society treasurer was also pleased.

Once at work, I did overhear an older colleague recommending that classic in bad taste "If I say you've got a beautiful body, will you hold it against me?"




edit on 14-2-2021 by DISRAELI because: (no reason given)



posted on Feb, 14 2021 @ 02:11 AM
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originally posted by: DrumsRfun
How do you peeps take a Valentines thread and turn into politics....you people are mentally ill.

When you were the FIRST to mention politics. SMH

Such a dependable prog. Blame everyone else for what you do.



posted on Feb, 14 2021 @ 02:18 AM
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"Are those jeans on sale coz they're 100% off at my place"



posted on Feb, 14 2021 @ 02:18 AM
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Roses are red violets are blue,
Dr. Demento loves you too.

Spur of the moment line hah
Creepy Hallmark cards.



posted on Feb, 14 2021 @ 02:30 AM
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My bud's friend saw a woman sitting by herself & said to the guys he had a pick-up line that never worked. He strutted over to the woman and angrily said,"How's about a [bleepin'] pizza! She looked at him & angrily shouted,"[Bleep] no!" He gave a cheesy smile,"How's about the pizza?
" For a moment, she was still angry, then started laughing and said okay to the pizza! He was shocked it worked! They dated and eventually got married.

[Edit] Apologies that I don't have a requested pick-up line (per thread title) of my own, as I've not used one.
edit on 2021 2 14 by oldme because: Edit to add my apology for not having a pick-up line of my own.



posted on Feb, 14 2021 @ 03:41 AM
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a reply to: dug88
My face will be leaving in a quarter of an hour, I'd like you to he on it.



posted on Feb, 14 2021 @ 04:08 AM
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a reply to: Agit8dChop


Just smile at them and say, "I'd do things to you that would make you go home and throw rocks at your boyfriend."



posted on Feb, 14 2021 @ 06:08 AM
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originally posted by: DrumsRfun
How do you peeps take a Valentines thread and turn into politics....you people are mentally ill.


LOL, read the thread, you may find the answer as to who turned it political. then again, you may not.



posted on Feb, 14 2021 @ 06:11 AM
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originally posted by: stosh64

originally posted by: DrumsRfun
How do you peeps take a Valentines thread and turn into politics....you people are mentally ill.

When you were the FIRST to mention politics. SMH

Such a dependable prog. Blame everyone else for what you do.


I used to work in an old folks home. They had a 'SPARK' unit for Alzheimer's patients. A woman walked by me, stopped, popped on the floor, then took two steps, turned around pointed to the pile, and said "now who did that?!?" So yea, just like that.
edit on 14-2-2021 by network dude because: Beto, what a stupid name.



posted on Feb, 14 2021 @ 06:15 AM
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You look like you could ruin my life!

Let’s hang out...



posted on Feb, 14 2021 @ 06:16 AM
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got a knife
Get in the van




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