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Civility And Unity--Idiot Style

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posted on Feb, 6 2021 @ 12:19 PM
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Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief.


The issue here is not whether ATS has become a cesspool of hate, anger and division- it has.

The issue here is not whether we take a few trolling liberties with our fellow members and occasionally argue like brain-damaged, placentas- we do.

But you can't hold a whole conspiracy website responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals.

For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole Internet?

And if the whole Internet is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of fornication and pregnancy in general?

I put it to you, fellow ATS members - isn't this an indictment of our entire Planet?

Well, you can say whatever you want about ATS, but I for one am not going to stand here and listen to you badmouth TERRA FIRMA...or fornication.

BUT, first...let me tell you the story of THREE other ATS losers...whom, in spite of being as diverse, unlikely and unholy a troika of halfwit ATS members that ever sat in a LazyBoy, typing rubbish with nicotine-stained fingers...

STILL manage, each day, to interact civilly on ATS while eating crab legs...

STILL manage to conscientiously exchange tastefully-photographed collages of women's feet in tight, open-toed, designer footwear on holidays and special occasions...

...and whom, through the magic of mutually-possessed kompromat...

STILL manage to share the day-to-day drudgery of burying large, awkward and 'inconvenient' bundles in the desert outside of Vegas...(a place none of them have officially ever visited).

I speak, of course, of 'The Three Idiots' of ATS:

AUGUSTUS MASONICUS...Fiercely independent, fashionable, Masonic lapdog of George Soros and faithful servant to Moloch and Cthulhu

DBCOWBOY...Witty, adorable, tireless fighter for free speech and extra-toppings at Dairy Queen

and, your own humble servant...

IAMTAT...Rabid, Trump-supporting, wacko, LARPing Qtard from the future

So, again, I put it to you, my fellow ununified and frustrated ATS brethren...if three such completely dissimilar and uniquely dysfunctional mental cases as 'The Three Idiots' somehow manage to get along civilly on ATS...

Can't we ALL just get along?

Sincerely...and with enclosed apologies to 'National Lampoon' and Rodney King,
IAMTAT.



posted on Feb, 6 2021 @ 12:24 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

I'm sending you a bottle of Bourbon for Christmas next year. I was going to send it to DB but he gave me crabs and I like this thread better.

ATS would be a sadder place without the two of you to interact with.



posted on Feb, 6 2021 @ 12:25 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT

I'm sending you a bottle of Bourbon for Christmas next year. I was going to send it to DB but he gave me crabs and I like this thread better.

ATS would be a sadder place without the two of you to interact with.


Thank you my friend.



posted on Feb, 6 2021 @ 12:28 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

It's this type of idiocy that can rightly be called inspirational.

Can't speak for anyone else but I imagine, in real life, we would all get along better than you might expect.



edit on 622021 by Tulpa because: Correction



posted on Feb, 6 2021 @ 12:31 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

This thread should be pinned to the top of the forum. Who needs to be civil or polite or at the least, respectful when you can just sling shet like a monkey and giggle at all the splat sounds?

Class and decorum were never going to be a given, but that's not why I don't say much here.
I don't have the energy for the drama anymore.
I let sleeping idiots lie.
You 3 gents (TAT, DB, AM) and a few others are the paling reflection of what this place used to be in spirit.

Time heals all wounds it's been said.
But who's got time for that?
I'd digress, but it seems extraneous.
My point is surely to be gotten.
And if not, pity.


edit on 12Sat, 06 Feb 2021 12:32:25 -0600pmvAmerica/ChicagoSaturdayb20212America/Chicago by Gravelbone because: Better words



posted on Feb, 6 2021 @ 12:31 PM
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I concur, ATS is merely a reflection of what is going on in the world right now.

I am surprised at the amount of trust Critical Thinkers put in one man or one party, but I guess this is a symptom of being played, divided and conquered.

Everything is black and white nowadays, and as Bush would have said, “You’re either with us, or against us”, when in fact we really need to take a step back and look at who is playing us and to what ends?



posted on Feb, 6 2021 @ 12:33 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT


Well, you can say whatever you want about ATS, but I for one am not going to stand here and listen to you badmouth TERRA FIRMA...or fornication.


As someone who loves fornication, I will not stand idly by while people badmouth it.



posted on Feb, 6 2021 @ 12:39 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

As I have said four million times before, I hate people who exaggerate.

Now on to the topic; Racial profiling of lemurs.

The grey ones look shifty.
edit on 6-2-2021 by DBCowboy because: Covid drank my beer



posted on Feb, 6 2021 @ 12:40 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

DB is collecting his thoughts and will be along shortly -



Damn, 30 seconds late

edit on 2 6 2021 by underpass61 because: (no reason given)



posted on Feb, 6 2021 @ 12:43 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
As I have said four million times before, I hate people to exaggerate.

Now on to the topic; Racial profiling of lemurs.

The grey ones look shifty.


What are you giving me next Christmas, gonorrhea?



posted on Feb, 6 2021 @ 12:46 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
As I have said four million times before, I hate people to exaggerate.

Now on to the topic; Racial profiling of lemurs.

The grey ones look shifty.


What are you giving me next Christmas, gonorrhea?


You didn't like the projectile diarrhea 2 years ago so I'll have to be creative.
edit on 6-2-2021 by DBCowboy because: blerg de dergy blergy blerg



posted on Feb, 6 2021 @ 12:47 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
As I have said four million times before, I hate people to exaggerate.

Now on to the topic; Racial profiling of lemurs.

The grey ones look shifty.


What are you giving me next Christmas, gonorrhea?


Regifting is frowned upon.



posted on Feb, 6 2021 @ 12:54 PM
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a reply to: underwerks

But isn't it the thought that counts?

Personally, I'd send Genital Warts.
It's the gift that keeps on giving.





posted on Feb, 6 2021 @ 12:56 PM
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a reply to: Gravelbone

Crabies!

Don't get bitten at the beach.





posted on Feb, 6 2021 @ 01:18 PM
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The secret is dealing with everything with a sense of levity.

Except funerals. Never try the, "Pull my finger" at funerals.

Okay.

Maybe clown funerals. But only happy clowns. Not the scary clowns like on the movie "It" or "On Golden Pond". Happy clowns would understand. Except that they'd be dead and all the rest of the clowns might be sad. So don't try it on sad clowns.
It'd be weird if there were happy clowns at a clown funeral. Who's happy at a funeral?

I like funeral potatoes. You make them with cream cheese.



posted on Feb, 6 2021 @ 01:26 PM
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I been an ATS member for a long, time, I seen my fair share of good and bad posters, good and bad fights, when things got to hard for me to handle I took time off, but overall, ATS is what always expected to be.

I missed everybody, the good, the bad and the ugly. We all will never agree on Topics but we should always be tolerant.



whenever posible.



posted on Feb, 6 2021 @ 01:40 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy


Clown funerals can get a bit chaotic




posted on Feb, 6 2021 @ 01:47 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

I thought the debate on lemurs was all about red-ruffed or ring-tailed?




posted on Feb, 6 2021 @ 01:49 PM
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originally posted by: ketsuko
a reply to: DBCowboy

I thought the debate on lemurs was all about red-ruffed or ring-tailed?



Always bringing up the race-baiting ones, aren't you!

Look, Gingers have no souls and THAT'S the end of discussion!!!



posted on Feb, 6 2021 @ 01:49 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

When the electronic people start to really touch a nerve, I step away go play a video game. I either wrangle electronic animals in an electronic zoo, herd electronic cats (people) on a distant planet, or shoot electronic people in a dystopia. Any of the the three can be cathartic.




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