posted on Feb, 6 2021 @ 12:19 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief.
The issue here is not whether ATS has become a cesspool of hate, anger and division- it has.
The issue here is not whether we take a few trolling liberties with our fellow members and occasionally argue like brain-damaged, placentas- we do.
But you can't hold a whole conspiracy website responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals.
For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole Internet?
And if the whole Internet is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of fornication and pregnancy in general?
I put it to you, fellow ATS members - isn't this an indictment of our entire Planet?
Well, you can say whatever you want about ATS, but I for one am not going to stand here and listen to you badmouth TERRA FIRMA...or fornication.
BUT, first...let me tell you the story of THREE other ATS losers...whom, in spite of being as diverse, unlikely and unholy a troika of halfwit ATS
members that ever sat in a LazyBoy, typing rubbish with nicotine-stained fingers...
STILL manage, each day, to interact civilly on ATS while eating crab legs...
STILL manage to conscientiously exchange tastefully-photographed collages of women's feet in tight, open-toed, designer footwear on holidays and
...and whom, through the magic of mutually-possessed kompromat...
STILL manage to share the day-to-day drudgery of burying large, awkward and 'inconvenient' bundles in the desert outside of Vegas...(a place none of
them have officially ever visited).
I speak, of course, of 'The Three Idiots' of ATS:
AUGUSTUS MASONICUS...Fiercely independent, fashionable, Masonic lapdog of George Soros and faithful servant to Moloch and Cthulhu
DBCOWBOY...Witty, adorable, tireless fighter for free speech and extra-toppings at Dairy Queen
and, your own humble servant...
IAMTAT...Rabid, Trump-supporting, wacko, LARPing Qtard from the future
So, again, I put it to you, my fellow ununified and frustrated ATS brethren...if three such completely dissimilar and uniquely dysfunctional mental
cases as 'The Three Idiots' somehow manage to get along civilly on ATS...
Can't we ALL just get along?
Sincerely...and with enclosed apologies to 'National Lampoon' and Rodney King,