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Where’s my fricken hat!?

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posted on Feb, 3 2021 @ 07:14 PM
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Here I am, laying on the couch minding my own business when the wife drops down to get her daily dose of yours truly,,,,,,,yep
Then she says,,,”you have 100k stars”.......”what’s that mean?”....

Uh....

“And what’s the lightning bolt with 100?”

Uh,,,, don’t know...

“Shouldn’t you get a hat or something?”

Well...yeah!

Where’s my freakin hat?
And what the hell is karma?



posted on Feb, 3 2021 @ 07:18 PM
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Not to be rude, but is this a hat thing?

I'm not sure I follow.



posted on Feb, 3 2021 @ 07:22 PM
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a reply to: Nivhk

Like the mile high club.. I want a hat



posted on Feb, 3 2021 @ 07:25 PM
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a reply to: Bluntone22
I mean, congrats?

I think I get it now, maybe ATS should hire some freelance hat makers from during the pink hat phenomenon.



posted on Feb, 3 2021 @ 07:27 PM
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a reply to: Nivhk

Well since this site is based solely on user content and participation, it only makes sense to recognize the users that contribute.

And I would prefer a blue hat.... maybe red but not pink... I have standards.



posted on Feb, 3 2021 @ 07:28 PM
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a reply to: Bluntone22

A hat? Man, that's like 50k Schrutebucks or 20k Stanley nickels.

The exchange rate of Karma to Shrutebucks is somewhere around 1000:1

Cutthroat market.



posted on Feb, 3 2021 @ 07:30 PM
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a reply to: JinMI

Well poop.
Sellers market.
I didn’t know the exchange rate was like Venezuelan cash.



posted on Feb, 3 2021 @ 07:47 PM
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a reply to: Bluntone22

Nobody knows what the lightning bolt thing is for.



posted on Feb, 3 2021 @ 07:58 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: Bluntone22

Nobody knows what the lightning bolt thing is for.


The lightning bolt is shocking!

( I'll leave quietly.)
edit on 3-2-2021 by Timely because: Actually, it's very, very frightening !



posted on Feb, 3 2021 @ 08:07 PM
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originally posted by: Bluntone22

Where’s my freakin hat?
And what the hell is karma?


Karma is not getting a hat because it would hide your cool Birdman cowl.



posted on Feb, 3 2021 @ 08:15 PM
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a reply to: VictorVonDoom

Oooooh!

Got it..



posted on Feb, 3 2021 @ 08:17 PM
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a reply to: Bluntone22

They don't have hats available but they do have Schnitzengruben. 15 is the limit, though.



posted on Feb, 3 2021 @ 08:29 PM
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a reply to: TheSpanishArcher

Twuu it’s twuu



posted on Feb, 3 2021 @ 08:32 PM
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originally posted by: Bluntone22

And what the hell is karma?

its the number of years you'll be waiting for a hat



posted on Feb, 4 2021 @ 07:50 AM
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originally posted by: Bluntone22
Then she says,,,

How could she overlook your gold borders?



posted on Feb, 4 2021 @ 08:20 AM
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a reply to: Bluntone22
Tell her that they gave you a gold border round your stats instead. That came from the cup value.

You won't get anything for the lightning bolt figure, because it might go down again. Somewhere in the formula there is a line that says "divide by the number of posts", so too many posts without stars will reduce your average.



posted on Feb, 4 2021 @ 09:15 AM
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originally posted by: BlueJacket

originally posted by: Bluntone22

And what the hell is karma?

its the number of years you'll be waiting for a hat


I've been waiting for a while.



posted on Feb, 4 2021 @ 12:40 PM
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a reply to: Bluntone22
You don't get a hat for the mile high club, you get a tie. Eeerr, eeerrr, I mean I think you do.



posted on Feb, 6 2021 @ 12:35 AM
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a reply to: Bluntone22

At least you got the joke. Bunch of wankers here with no sense of humor. It's probably a recency bias as anyone younger than thirty has no clue what happened before they were born.

Then again, ATS skews older, so what the hell is up with the elder folk here?

Fart jokes. Who doesn't laugh at farts? Or Schnitzengrubens?

We so need to get over ourselves.



posted on Feb, 6 2021 @ 07:04 AM
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originally posted by: Bluntone22
a reply to: JinMI

Well poop.
Sellers market.
I didn’t know the exchange rate was like Venezuelan cash.


Hmm. Wonder what my count can get me. I've got over 19,000 karma, so theoretically, I should be bestowed a cheap off-brand candy bar or something.

And I thought the Karma exchange rate was akin to the Zimbabwean dollar?




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