Space lizards Vs Inner Earth Reptoids?

In a straight up schoolyard fight, who would win. the shape shifting space lizards that are masquerading as humans to control the government, or the ancient inner earth reptoids that are secretly controlling the government through puppet rulers and ancient cults?

originally posted by: AaarghZombies
In a straight up schoolyard fight, who would win. the shape shifting space lizards that are masquerading as humans to control the government, or the ancient inner earth reptoids that are secretly controlling the government through puppet rulers and ancient cults?

Well in that scenario theyre both working together so?

IF i were going to bet, I would bet the ones who have the technology to traverse the galaxies over the ones still stuck inside this rock

a reply to: AaarghZombies

They never fight.

They provide you with two imaginary sides, and you do the fighting for them.

a reply to: AaarghZombies

Covid will kill both of them.

originally posted by: CrazyWater

originally posted by: AaarghZombies
In a straight up schoolyard fight, who would win. the shape shifting space lizards that are masquerading as humans to control the government, or the ancient inner earth reptoids that are secretly controlling the government through puppet rulers and ancient cults?

Well in that scenario theyre both working together so?

IF i were going to bet, I would bet the ones who have the technology to traverse the galaxies over the ones still stuck inside this rock

According to Admiral Bird' the inner earth Reptoids are also a highly advance spacefaring race.

originally posted by: Tulpa
a reply to: AaarghZombies

They never fight.

They provide you with two imaginary sides, and you do the fighting for them.

But if we were doing the fighting, one of them would still likely provide us with something that allowed us to defeat the other. Like some kind of super space laser, or giant robotic turtles, or something.

The scaley cold bloods are working against the pink skins.

originally posted by: Nickn3
The scaley cold bloods are working against the pink skins.

Insert lawyer joke here.

a reply to: AaarghZombies

It depends on how you cook them, what ingredient's and spices you use but I would recommend the inner earth lizzy's, taste a little more homely and like chicken and you never know what those astrolizards have been eating or were they have been, best stick to domestic than imported lizard for your snack's.

Just don't invite that guy David Ike, he's got a fat gut for a reason and you will probably have none for the other guests by the time he fills his plate at your buffet.


Seriously if they did or DO exist and joking aside if they have ever eaten humans I would recommend we develop a quantum phased weapon system to pure our planet of there scaly cruel posteriors.

That or borrow a sub-molecular destabilization field array (Basically think of mass as a waveform or RIPPLE in space time at right angles to the time space continuum, then think that matter has elements in it's make up that move slightly ahead and slightly behind it relative to our perception of the current instant in time, this device disrupts those by adding or cancelling out energy causing them to destabilize at below the quark level and so fission does not occur but the matter and energy the object is made from unravels and evaporates over a few days to month's at most, a weapon that can be used to clean an area of radioactive particles OR to destroy an entire galaxy depending on how you apply it, those scaly arsed troglodyte Reptoid criminal's hiding from our fleet would not have a chance, still we are not going to use it unless it is the last resort to remove them and no other method can be found, other than that we wish not to harm the indigenous native sentient population or the hybrid's that are innocent of there nature but neither do we regard them as hostages of any value and if given the order or left with no other solution we will evaporate the infected planets.


Sorry too much Role Playing I am getting carried away all the way back to Epsilon Eridani IV, we don't forget and have a reason to eradicate them - utterly and totally.

LoL

Inner Earth Reptoids (Reptililans).

home planet advantage.

so which one is responsible for the Earth warming?

As a descendant of inner earth reptilians I have to clarify some things.

Us terran born reptilians are honest, hard working people. We go to work, pay taxes, and raise children like you humans do. Some us us do still live in the inner earth, but they are basically the equivalent of mountain people. Kind of backwards in their thinking.

It's the damned space lizards from the Draconis system that's ruining our image.

They think they can just come here and do whatever they want and ruin everything. Those are the assholes yall should be mad about.

They take our resources, they steal our women, and they took our jerbs!

They have no respect for us apes and reptilians who were here first.

originally posted by: AaarghZombies
In a straight up schoolyard fight, who would win. the shape shifting space lizards that are masquerading as humans to control the government, or the ancient inner earth reptoids that are secretly controlling the government through puppet rulers and ancient cults?

Well, this year it was the democrats. Last cycle it was the Republicans. Its been a back and forth for decades.

Godzilla versus Space Godzilla(from space).

This may or may NOT be true, probably not but let's get the story rolling.

Billions of years ago there was another age of life on earth before the period known as the great snow ball earth epoch, this was a time when the earth looked more like Hoth from the star wars imaginary (half remembered subconsciously) universe so way before that, the earth was nearly 2 billion years old at this point and stable, it also despite lack of evidence shown by your current scientists whom have been unable to sample TRUE surface rocks from that period and only had subcrustal rocks to sample and a few that were NOT exposed to the atmosphere at that time had a breathable oxygen rich atmosphere.

Despite this the planet was mostly barren rocky deserts and bacteria infested seas, they were not all sulphur reducing bacteria as the atmosphere was rich in CO2 and O2 as well as nitrogen and other familiar atmospheric gases that you know to be in it's current atmosphere.

So it was a prime target for colonization BUT it existed in a region of disputed space, call it a no man's land were certain interstellar/intergalactic forces were NOT allowed to venture, this was because if one side claimed it then so would the other side and this would lead to conflict, they lived and let lived but in a state of perpetual caution of one another as either multi galactic empire had the ability to destroy the other.

At that time the Ancestors of the Terran lizards (they are not actually lizards) looked just like human's, not exactly but close enough and there skin scales were so small you would not even have known they had any and in fact there skin was just like yours including an analogue of hair on there heads.

They settled Terra illegally and were a rogue sect that had fled from one of the empires areas of control, that empire then to attempt to keep the peace sent an enforcer, the enforcer whom was something of a zealot and intent on doing his duty was also extremely emotionless and driven only by a sense of duty and loyalty to the Emperor, his ship was unusual to say the least.

They had this technology which let them take neutron stars and CORE them leaving a thin sliver were the stars equator used to be and to also keep it from collapsing under it's own dense mass this sliver was mounted around the periphery of a huge ship that looked something like one of those old Ring/Donut science fiction space stations but it was not for habitation, no the ring was the edge of the blade.

The ship was huge and it came to the earth then like a huge wheel it landed on the planet in one of the ocean's which barely covered it's rim and ROLLED across the planet crushing to oblivion the illegal colony and driving any survivors deep, very deep underground, there surface colony's were built in canyons not unlike the grand canyon of today and plant's did not yet exist but this being an earlier epoch of life there were plant -like- species as well as huge dinosaur like creatures that were larger even than the dino's at there peak against which these canyon settlements were good protection as they afforded both good camouflage from space observation and also from the behemoth life form's that posed a genuine threat.

the gates of these settlements looked much like your hoover damn but were mobile and meant to keep those creatures out.

But all of this afforded the ancestors of the lizards as you call them NO protection, the ring ship rolled over there settlements crushing them to dust and only by a few of them somehow surving somewhere that the zealot enforcer did not take the ring (which was pretty much over the entire planet as this thing even crushed proto continents into the mantle and only didn't sink into the earth itself because of the ability to negate it's own mass and focus it were it wanted that mass to be focused).

They hid deep below and over ages mutated, they came to the surface a few times and were wiped off the face of the earth but never in such a manner again, some say the ancient destroyer is still here somewhere sunk into the earth itself with the long dead or perhaps dormant enforcer suspended in time but others say it went back to the galaxy that used to be the heart of the long dead empire from which it had been sent.


OR I could just be talking a load of crap and really feeling like a Chicken and stuffing butty about now as this thread is a great excuse for some sci fi.

a reply to: AaarghZombies

Mike Ditka would win. Or Chuck Norris. Take your pick.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Have to be chuck no getting around a geriatric kung fu artist - sorry was it karate - and his meme's.

originally posted by: AaarghZombies

originally posted by: Tulpa
a reply to: AaarghZombies

They never fight.

They provide you with two imaginary sides, and you do the fighting for them.

But if we were doing the fighting, one of them would still likely provide us with something that allowed us to defeat the other. Like some kind of super space laser, or giant robotic turtles, or something.

Hey, don't tell them about the super space lasers! Those are secret.
We aren't supposed to talk about those.
The turtles don't work in earths atmosphere.