What will be in President Biden's inaugural speech

1. I hope it's all positive and nothing negative.

2. I actually believe he will be speaking on the greatness of America and how great it's been and how great it will be and how great it will always be.

3. I believe he will omit the word I in his speech.

4. Unfortunately he will be using the word unite, come together , and other false pretenses of a nation that is divided. From what I can observe everyday Americans are quite the opposite they are not divided , they are united as one nation as people with the same thought of having the freedom and the privileges and the god-given rights of being oneself without being under the influence of a totalitarian government.

a reply to: musicismagic

1. Teleprompter breaks.

2. Biden "Sliding hairy spanner ride.....mahogany wheelchair......"

3. Aide rushes on stage.

4. Cut to commercial.

"Meet the new boss... same as the old boss"

a reply to: musicismagic

Peace and unity...after we hunt, reeducate, and crush the right.

A lot of mumbled words mixed with popular progressive Democrat ideas like:

Green new deal, corona virus mandates, illegal alien pardoning, $2000....no....$1400 stimulus checks, free college tuition, Puerto Rico and DC as democrat states, damnation and hellfire for all Republicans, a new thought police branch of the government for tracking down and re-educating Trump supporters,
New taxes, tax cuts done away with, next place we will start a war, gender fluid acceptance, all the good things Antifa and BLM did during the summer, denounce the previous admin.........

We gonna have to wait to hear it!

C’mon man

a reply to: musicismagic

Trump bad, me good.

Social distancing, vaccines and masks, lots of them.

Equality, sustainability, lgbtq++ rights, climate change.

Disagree with new government, labelled domestic terrorists.

Bout the sum of it. All the while bleating this out with no-one there to watch except the vision of his new police state.

originally posted by: Tulpa
a reply to: musicismagic

1. Teleprompter breaks.

2. Biden "Sliding hairy spanner ride.....mahogany wheelchair......"

3. Aide rushes on stage.

4. Cut to commercial.

That's pretty damn funny right there, and I don't care who ya' are!!

**still laughin'!**

ETA - In fact, that's fooking HILARIOUS!!! LOLOLOLOLOL!!!

Whatever he says, or struggles to say...it will be leaps and bounds better than the Trump show.

We are divided. He is hated by millions. Tolerated by millions more...

It's a strange world.

a reply to: musicismagic

Well, you know one thing for sure, he's gonna' be all diapered up cuz he's gonna' make a big doody his britches at least once, maybe twice. Prolly walk off the stage all bow legged, leaving stinky footprints. Poor guy!

They've probably had him on pure Imodium laced applesauce and jello for the past 48 hours.

If he pauses, grimaces and then suddenly gets a big smile on his face you're gonna' know he did the deed!

"My fellow Americans...**gurgle, gurgle...brraaap-P-P!**...we're gonna' reunite this...**BRAAP-P-P**...broken nation and...**wizzer, BRap, BRAP**...hang on a second here, folks...**wizzer, wizzer, BLAM BLAM BLAM!**...Ahhhhhhhhh! And God Bless America!"

Whatever he says is going to be one hundred percent opposite to what any ‘woke’ loser thought he would say

Expect outrage from the left

Hey, you know what?? I just realized something!

Jao Bai-dan reminds me of Beavis!!!

"Alright, folks, heh-heh, I am like now the president, heh-heh, heh-heh, yeah, heh-heh, I am the great president Cornholio, heh-heh, I need T.P. for my bung-holio, heh-heh, heh-heh, heh-heh, cool! So like, thank you, and like Danzig is cool and stuff. Heh-heh, heh-heh, heh-heh. The end, heh-heh, heh-heh."

Errr huhuhuhuhuhu he said "Bung" huhuhuhuhuhu huhuhuhuhuhu.

If he mentions god damn Scrantan and sitting around the kitchen table with his Pa, i will throw my 4am cuppa tea from Sydney Australia hard enough to reach Washington USA.

a reply to: musicismagic

"We have had a very successful congress. We have done three things. First, we have decided on the line of our Party, which is boldly to mobilize the masses and expand the people's forces so that, under the leadership of our Party, they will defeat the Japanese aggressors, liberate the whole people and build a new democratic China....

Wait....wrong speech.

Peace

All that is funny in this thread.

He's old and a commie.

But he served for 47 years, as is often pointed out. Did nothing also pointed out.

But now, soon, he is president.

Old. A commie? That's just dumb...

He's not my first choice but he beat Trump. So that's a winner.

"Join me in welcoming our new commander in chief, Kamala Heiress!!"

A lot of mumbling and incoherence I’d imagine and possibly a little inclination in to just how screwed you’re all going to be. Not too much, just enough to take the p!ss.

originally posted by: Grenade
a reply to: musicismagic

Trump bad, me good.

Social distancing, vaccines and masks, lots of them.

Equality, sustainability, lgbtq++ rights, climate change.

Disagree with new government, labelled domestic terrorists.

Bout the sum of it. All the while bleating this out with no-one there to watch except the vision of his new police state.

Pretty much. Add fake tears

Lies.
😷