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knock knock... bang bang

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CrazeeWorld777

posted on Jan, 18 2021 @ 10:49 AM
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who's there?

Toof

Toofu?

No... Toofurtin

Toofurtin who?

Toofurtin me

ok... come in... take a seat.. i'll be with you soon.


visitedbythem

posted on Jan, 18 2021 @ 11:00 AM
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Did you hear about the Indian that loved tea?

He ended up with a teepee full of tea pee


choomsuba

posted on Jan, 18 2021 @ 11:10 AM
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What do you call a vegan with diarrhea?

A salad shooter!!


ColeYounger

posted on Jan, 18 2021 @ 12:12 PM
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originally posted by: visitedbythem
Did you hear about the Indian that loved tea?

He ended up with a teepee full of tea pee


That's a good one!

Why is Moses' tea so good?
Hebrews it fresh daily.


DISRAELI

posted on Jan, 18 2021 @ 01:19 PM
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a reply to: CrazeeWorld777
Your title suggested one about the police raid;

"Knock, Knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Bang! Bang!"


ThatDamnDuckAgain

posted on Jan, 18 2021 @ 03:12 PM
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a reply to: DISRAELI

f this, choomsuba blew it, gloves are off!


According to Freud, what comes between fear and sex?

Fünf!


choomsuba

posted on Jan, 18 2021 @ 03:53 PM
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a reply to: ThatDamnDuckAgain

Come on man!
😂😂😂


ThatDamnDuckAgain

posted on Jan, 18 2021 @ 04:02 PM
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a reply to: choomsuba
whispers: it's a bilingual joke


In the voice of Homer Simpson
"It's wo-m-an.
wo-m-an."

You and ColeYounger made my day

edit on 18.1.2021 by ThatDamnDuckAgain because: (no reason given)


choomsuba

posted on Jan, 18 2021 @ 06:33 PM
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a reply to: ThatDamnDuckAgain

Got it!!

I hope I didn’t offend anybody??


operation mindcrime

posted on Jan, 19 2021 @ 12:59 AM
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a reply to: CrazeeWorld777



Peace


Whodathunkdatcheese

posted on Jan, 19 2021 @ 06:59 AM
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a reply to: operation mindcrime

Joke of the year so far!


CrazeeWorld777

posted on Jan, 19 2021 @ 07:00 AM
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originally posted by: DISRAELI
a reply to: CrazeeWorld777
Your title suggested one about the police raid;

"Knock, Knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Bang! Bang!"



There was already a title of thread 'knock knock', so I had to add something or couldn't post the joke.

I like yours though...



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