New Year Resolutions. . . Biden-Covid Edition 1.0

In keeping with the snark, I wanted to build a database of New Year resolutions for 2021.

Number 1.

Behave just like the left did, going total bitch and fighting every step of the way. RESIST!



Number 2.

Ignore Covid, the Karens, the Maskies, as much as I can. I don't want to shun them, but I will treat them like the homeless who openly masturbate in public. But enough about CNN staff and the left.

Number 3.

I will continue to blink. I like making resolutions I can keep.

Also I will continue my goal of getting older and gaining more weight.

Number 5.

I will mock, insult, deride, degrade all of the Biden administration and mock everyone who wanted this asshole in instead of Trump.



Please add more of your own own.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
In keeping with the snark, I wanted to build a database of New Year resolutions for 2021.

Number 1.

Behave just like the left did, going total bitch and fighting every step of the way. RESIST!

I eagerly await the db version of this gif.

CUCK FOVID!!!!!


YEAS!!!!! LOVE THIS THREAD!

# 6 , I've decided I'm not paying my taxes in 2021 cuck, the IRS as well!!

Much love,

Namaste'

reply to: DBCowboy

a reply to: DBCowboy

Number 7.

Pretend that democracy exists.

I will continue to question everyone’s sources even if it is from God.

Double post

Number 4.

I will check my numbering when making lists...

I’m going to learn how to speak gibberish so I can understand what the # our new commander in chief is saying to us. Learning sign language would be futile I believe.

Shrugs

a reply to: Ahabstar

Op was playing golf whilst typing.

He yelled 'Four' and it was used so he went to five.

He is a bit like that ... but I like him anyhole.



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Number 8.

Ensure that heavy scrutiny is focused on all activities and dealings of not only colleagues/friends of President Biden, but family members, son-in-laws, the First Lady etc.

Nothing says #Resist like scathing NYT editorial pieces about the Trump children.

a reply to: DBCowboy

I maked us a calendar

I'm going to try to stop having wake up beers.

Also afternoon beers, and goodnight beers.

Ugh, it isn't going to be easy.

a reply to: DBCowboy

mock everyone

I edited it down to just this one task.

I don't think of it as a resolution, it's more a calling and a passion.

I'm starting to get a little choked up

UPDATE:

President Elect Biden and Dr. Jill Biden were just guests of the 2020 'New Year Rockin' Eve' program; Ryan Seacrest started off the interview by asking the President Elect about his thoughts for the upcoming year.

(paraphrasing)

"I am very optimistic and confident about America's future"

Hmm but wait, wasn't the narrative "our darkest days are ahead" last week?

The Narrative changes so quickly now, and I guess with a somewhat sizable cabal of handlers managing Joe, it's probably not unreasonable to expect some clash and discord in messaging coming from the White House Central Committee in the future.

Remember, as we've been told by members on ATS, the POTUS is not actually an executive position, intended for a single duly elected leader to guide the nation. What the forefathers /really/ meant in framing the office of the POTUS was just a ceremonial position, where the true leadership flowed from a committee of unelected bureaucrats/academics/activists to govern the US, through the vessel of a pliable and docile figurehead.

Get ready, 2021 should be the year of "walking it back", "level setting", "restating" and "clarifying The Narrative". Make sure you download and independently track all that is put out in the MSM news stream, because I have a feeling there are going to be a lot of retractions and sweeping of things under the carpet in the year ahead.

NUMBER TRUNALIMUNUMAPRZURE.

Make fun of "trunalimunumaprzure"...as often as Leftists made fun of "Covfefe".

a reply to: IAMTAT

I watched that clip at least half a dozen times. I still don't know WTH he was trying to say??

Number 21:

Create a new Dependency Class and form the 2nd Dark Ages ☠️

Number 22 :

Even when they Take my Money , My house , My Drivers License , All my rights and Put a gun to my head threatening me with Imprisonment or Death .

Even then I will not take this Vaccine.

I have seen the future and know full well what to do.

#D I will religiously use Brawndo “the thirst mutilator” for hydration, watering the yard, plants, and washing my Jeep. Not water like outa the toilet.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I don't want to shun them, but I will treat them like the homeless who openly masturbate in public. But enough about CNN staff and the left.

Even Alexander the Great envied Diogenes.

Keeping up with the snark it seems that you choose to shrink your bubble.

Like Diogenes, my goals for the New Year is to devalue the currency that society holds dear.