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posted on Nov, 5 2020 @ 07:22 PM
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…is now open.

  • Press ‘1’ for Spanish….oh, hell, now that the Democrats won due to 300,000,000 illegal aliens voting for Biden everything is going to be in Spanish as a ‘thank you’ so you might as well get used to it

  • Press ‘2’ to report your way of life ending

  • Press ‘3’ to report Democrat voter fraud, real or imagined

  • Press ‘4’ if you are a proud patriot, ready to shoot some mofo’s in the face on Donald Trump’s orders and to be directly connected to the FBI

  • Press ‘5’ to report ‘peaceful protesters’ taunting you from in front of your Unabomber cabin

  • Press ‘6’ if you are concerned about the Supreme Court being packed or Puerto Rico and D.C. becoming a State

  • Press ‘7’ if you still believe in Q and think the swamp will be drained

  • Press ‘8’ to pre-pay on your soon to be 110% tax rate

  • Press ‘9’ for help with your mobility scooter or to order an industrial tub of butt hurt cream

  • If you owe me money since you lost a bet on all of this please hold and I will be on momentarily to process your payment (the three of you know who you are)


I reserve the right not to respond to any post unless one or more numbers are selected. Even then you should not expect an intelligent or topical reply, A.K.A. ‘business as usual’. Thank you for calling The Republican Crisis Hotline and enjoy your next 10 years President Joementia and Soon to be President Strong Brown Woman.

 



posted on Nov, 5 2020 @ 07:25 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

If this lady answers maybe call back later




posted on Nov, 5 2020 @ 07:26 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

7777777777!!!!


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posted on Nov, 5 2020 @ 07:26 PM
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I love ya man, but hot damn, you've been acting like one hell of a pissy little bitch over all this as soon as the hinkiness caught widespread attention.

Just...go get drunk or something, jeebus. Get offline, stay offline til the borderline alcohol poisoning resolves itself.

I'm mostly serious, turn off the interwebs before you have an aneurysm or something. And have a few stiff drinks to calm down.
edit on 11/5/2020 by Nyiah because: (no reason given)



posted on Nov, 5 2020 @ 07:27 PM
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originally posted by: UpIsNowDown
If this lady answers maybe call back later


Stop pretending you'd kick her kooky ass out of bed.



posted on Nov, 5 2020 @ 07:27 PM
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Click....bŕŕrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.a reply to: AugustusMasonicus



posted on Nov, 5 2020 @ 07:29 PM
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When trump is out of office how do I fill my time



posted on Nov, 5 2020 @ 07:30 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Just a suggestion: Press 1 for Spanish makes sense, but there should also be a Press # for Chinese.



posted on Nov, 5 2020 @ 07:30 PM
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Sorry, I miss-dialled. Wrong number.



posted on Nov, 5 2020 @ 07:31 PM
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originally posted by: Grambler
7777777777!!!!


Oooooooooo, you wildman. I knew I could count on you.

Good to see you again, BTW.



posted on Nov, 5 2020 @ 07:31 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Grambler
7777777777!!!!


Oooooooooo, you wildman. I knew I could count on you.

Good to see you again, BTW.


Thanks same to you!

Now shut up and get me Q on the phone!



posted on Nov, 5 2020 @ 07:32 PM
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originally posted by: OtherSideOfTheCoin
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When trump is out of office how do I fill my time


We'll have to find you a new gig that pays by the post just as well as this one.




posted on Nov, 5 2020 @ 07:33 PM
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originally posted by: queenofswords
Just a suggestion: Press 1 for Spanish makes sense, but there should also be a Press # for Chinese.


That's in Kermala's first term. One catastrophe at a time please...



posted on Nov, 5 2020 @ 07:34 PM
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originally posted by: Grambler
Thanks same to you!

Now shut up and get me Q on the phone!


*rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiinnnng*

Q: "Hello, This is Dashen..."



posted on Nov, 5 2020 @ 07:35 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Grambler
Thanks same to you!

Now shut up and get me Q on the phone!


*rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiinnnng*

Q: "Hello, This is Dashen..."



Dang, i had money it would be sillyolme.



posted on Nov, 5 2020 @ 07:35 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

  • Press ‘1’ for Spanish….oh, hell, now that the Democrats won due to 300,000,000 illegal aliens voting for Biden everything is going to be in Spanish as a ‘thank you’ so you might as well get used to it


  • 300 million huh? I knew they sent ballots to Mexico!!!




    edit on 5/11/20 by spirit_horse because: (no reason given)



    posted on Nov, 5 2020 @ 07:35 PM
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    I am the guy walking behind her building up my courage to invite her home to meet my parents, not sure what my dad will think he is a big drinker




    posted on Nov, 5 2020 @ 07:35 PM
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    I'm on hold waiting for the bitcoin wallet address. We never had a bet but, I felt like typing.



    posted on Nov, 5 2020 @ 07:35 PM
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    originally posted by: Nyiah
    I love ya man, but hot damn, you've been acting like one hell of a pissy little bitch over all this as soon as the hinkiness caught widespread attention.


    Pissy? I'm totally apoplectic over this election. It was s*** versus s***.

    And you didn't pick a goddamn number.



    posted on Nov, 5 2020 @ 07:36 PM
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    the victory lap will be more like just spinning in circles really. Biden is neutered anyhow from day 1 due to Senate being R and nothing will be done at all for at least 2 years
    (Not necessarily a bad thing mind you)

    Anyhow, yeah, in 2016 (and arguably the last 4 years) the right have been sore winners...no need to repeat the behavior. Joe nearly lost this because of shi-ty behavior by blm and all the nonsense the left have been doing. The only thing this election shows is that bad behavior doesn't pay off. Seems people were slightly more annoyed at Trump than the idiots in the street.

    Missing Obama. Policy aside, it was mostly just classy chat with him. We've spun down a toilet hole of sh-t talking these last years. time to pull ourselves out of the swamp I think.



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