The White Mandela Does It Again - Time for America to thank us Brits again!

a reply to: DougHole64

Context - go back and read again slowly

It's possibly something those liberal lefty snowflakes in Derbyshire might eat.

You say your'e from Long Eaton? Near Erewash or should that be "eye-wash"?

Surely you're English should be better than an Aussies.

I understand the Russian Troll farms are running to full capacity

My wife hates it. My son LOVES it though. You gotta have it made with sausage and lard in a cast iron skillet though.

Now blood sausage...err black pudding? Jesus, that snip musta been left over from your post ww 2 rationing days...you know...the seventies.

a reply to: TheConstruKctionofLight

a reply to: interupt42

hahaha I do remember my parents freaking out when I wore this is the age of Aquarius T-shirt. But that was nothing to when I wore clogs and flares to the Office

a reply to: DBCowboy

Haha - does it soothe the skin or is it actually an anti aging cream?

originally posted by: lakenheath24
Natural!!!!! Summer teeth aint natural.

Its mo wonder UK Dentists have the highest suicide rate in the world.


a reply to: DougHole64

Disgraceful!

originally posted by: DougHole64

originally posted by: nofear46

originally posted by: DougHole64

originally posted by: nofear46

originally posted by: DougHole64
Just when all hope seemed lost for the greatest President of the United States since Martin Luther King, the British have one again come to the aid of the American people. I have it on good authority that my good friend, Nigel Farage (AKA The White Mandela) has flown across the pond to support Pres. Trump which is bound to be a huge game changer. Nigel successfully freed the UK from the tyranny of the E.U and since that time us Brits have been enjoying something of a new utopia. Our bananas are now perfectly bent and we can now cycle on the pavements which is a huge improvement. Most importantly we are in control. Are there hardships ahead? Of course there is, it is likely that we will enter a black of hole of recession that may last 50yrs but this is just a minor inconvenience for the joyous life of freedom that we will enjoy in the meantime. I think it's high time that some of you American folk showed a bit of gratitude to us Brits for bailing you out again just as we did in World War 2.

I watched Farage at One of President Trumps rallys and he was excellent..

He is a wonderful man, I have had the pleasure of meeting him on a number of occasions. Tell me, would you consider joining the UKIP party?

Yes I would ..

Perfect. The three of us currently meet at The Last Post pub in Beeston, Nottingham on Mondays at 7pm. Dogs are welcome but not encouraged. If you are ever passing this way we would welcome your company. Our current agender is pushing a bill through parliament that would see the Euro Millions Lottery being renamed the Great British Lottery.

I will make sure I get there early doors 😁

originally posted by: TheConstruKctionofLight
a reply to: DougHole64

Context - go back and read again slowly

It's possibly something those liberal lefty snowflakes in Derbyshire might eat.

You say your'e from Long Eaton? Near Erewash or should that be "eye-wash"?

Surely you're English should be better than an Aussies.

I understand the Russian Troll farms are running to full capacity

How dare you! Technically I am unfortunate enough to live in a Derbyshire postcode -a clear mistake on behalf of town planners and something I have been campaigning against for many years. To imply that I am somehow a tofu eating, freedom loving, lib dem voting, Derbyian is an absolute insult! I am Nottingham born and bred.

a reply to: lakenheath24

In all honesty it must be an acquired taste. US food is rather bland for me, being a young one in Egypt then growing up in OZ with Italian & Greek rellies I got the best of 3 cultural cuisines

@1:02 look at the beautiful slab of dark burgundy Basturma ( or Pastirma )

Noahs ark supposedly was in Armenia - I think God gave this recipe for shear pleasure of the olfactory senses when frying it.

Cost of Basturma about Aus $100. She's got about 1 1/2 kg there




I love Fool bean with Cummin plain without tomato paste just lightly salted and a quality olive oil drizzled over with warm pitta to dip - fingers only no forks!

Yumm - I can see me having another drive to the specialty Lebanese/Armenian grocer REAL SOON

Ful Mudammas (sometimes spelled “fool”) is a savory dip made from fava beans, with garlic, seven spice and tomatoes. Ful has a long history - it has been a staple since Biblical times as a source of protein, and is packed with fiber, iron, magnesium

I made this Halva thread last week - started with 2 1/2 kg block I "donated" ( Lol ) 200 gms to my son, he loves it but in moderation. I'm down to 100 grams.
www.abovetopsecret.com...

a reply to: DougHole64

I was being cheeky - with the Eton ol boys snobbery meme. Tofu is that thing that comes from cardboard recycling!



EDIT BTW we drink our beer cold here....hahahaha

To be fair, you've only discovered spices since Gordon got famous.
And what is British food besides a roast dinner on sunday?
All those other dishes are foreign btw...not British.
Now gimme a curry with a bottle of Kingfisher 24/7!!!!

And a doner kabob on a friday night.



Where have you eaten in the US? New Orleans is epic. The gulf coast for seafod. KC, North Carolina and Tennessee for slap your mumma bbq and texas for some kick your dog brisket.

I was just in Tesco today and saw some hot dogs in a tin ffs. 🤣😂😅






a reply to: TheConstruKctionofLight

a reply to: lakenheath24
Don't forget NY pizza and breakfast rolls

Ugggh.
I wouldnt spend a dime in NYC.


a reply to: TKDRL

Wait you saved us from the Nazis? Then why were we getting firebombed on your island? You weren’t over here getting firebombed.
Besides, we had a couple more ‘fat men’ lying around. I’m sure we would have been interested seeing what the effects of radiation on German soil.

CHICKEN AND DICKLE.

George Dickel Barrel Select Tennessee Whisky and a bucket of fried chicken. Tastes plenty good after 10 AM too...It's the breakfast you can enjoy all day, and don't let snobs tell you otherwise.

. I'd make Nigel a convert in 48 hours. All that Scottish Castle Glenfrachtwhuchberne-whatever is nice and peaty to be sure, but you haven't lived until you've had Tennessee's finest brown likker slapping the insides of your bladder at 6 AM, rooster on the roof and all.

originally posted by: lakenheath24
To be fair, you've only discovered spices since Gordon got famous.
And what is British food besides a roast dinner on sunday?
All those other dishes are foreign btw...not British.
Now gimme a curry with a bottle of Kingfisher 24/7!!!!

And a doner kabob on a friday night.



Where have you eaten in the US? New Orleans is epic. The gulf coast for seafod. KC, North Carolina and Tennessee for slap your mumma bbq and texas for some kick your dog brisket.

I was just in Tesco today and saw some hot dogs in a tin ffs. 🤣😂😅






a reply to: TheConstruKctionofLight

OMG. You haven’t eaten until you’ve had a good southern brisket.
Here in the south we do Alligator really well too. I couldn’t believe how good gator is.

a reply to: Guiltyguitarist

Another Brit named Basil who ran some kind of hotel advised me to not mention the war under any circumstances.

I did my own brisket, first one was dry, buut the second was epic. Low and slow for eight hours with some good mesquote chunks.

I lived in the Redneck Riviera for eight years so I know gator...but peeps mostly drowned it in batter.
Lived just off the Chochtawatchee bay.
Now, for poker night, we used to have a shrimp boil...mainly cuz mud bugs were not easy to get. But damn, you get some tasty ass shrimp out of the ICW.


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a reply to: DougHole64
It's no good trying to butter up Texas as when the new guy gets in the white building on that big lawn Texas will be another country as they've promised the BLM they can have it for their own country.
Farage????? Don't mention the idiot, he's ALL me, me, me, in it for himself. Just like that Piers Morgan guy. You Americans remember him, tried his hand on US TV and just like Farage, full of #e and wants to tell everyone about it.

Not as bad as your dig at vets. Come with me to Mattingly and say hi to some of them sometime. It aint far from Nuttinghham.


a reply to: DougHole64