Just a reminder. . . . . Happy Columbus Day!

Just wanted to make sure everyone was triggered today.



In 1492 Columbus sailed the ocean blue,
In the Nina, Pinta, and Enterprise.

Before Columbus's arrival, no one had ever had racism, war, or was mean.

Columbus is responsible for the ozone hole, Nickelback, and that little piece of pop corn that gets stuck in your teeth at the beginning of the movie and just ruins the entire film experience for me. I really hate that but who brings floss to the movie theatre?

a reply to: DBCowboy

What real Italians think of the guy:

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You spelled 'Indigenous People's Day' incorrectly.

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and The Nina is "The Niña"

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My wife is a banker and has the day off...
Thanks Christopher!

F*** people's feelings...

It seems strange to me that we have a holiday for a man that was never an American citizen, who "discovered" an already inhabited land. This holiday should die; and, if another national holiday is necessary, then make it election day.

I demand to know when we will start celebrating the Vikings?

You know, the REAL MEN, who got here first.

originally posted by: WeDemBoyz
It seems strange to me that we have a holiday for a man that was never an American citizen, who "discovered" an already inhabited land. This holiday should die; and, if another national holiday is necessary, then make it election day.

I personally don't get his relevance to the United States, it's not like he ever set foot here.

I'm so triggered right now, I think I'm gonna go steal a new tv and burn down the store on my way out. Just to get some justice.

originally posted by: chiefsmom
I demand to know when we will start celebrating the Vikings?

You know, the REAL MEN, who got here first.

I'm fine with that, as long as it's not the crap team from Minnesota.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Just wanted to make sure everyone was triggered today.

In 1492 Columbus sailed the ocean blue,
In the Nina, Pinta, and Enterprise.

Before Columbus's arrival, no one had ever had racism, war, or was mean.

Columbus is responsible for the ozone hole, Nickelback, and that little piece of pop corn that gets stuck in your teeth at the beginning of the movie and just ruins the entire film experience for me. I really hate that but who brings floss to the movie theatre?

Happy Columbus Day back at ya.

I'm proud of all my ancestry. I'm glad I am who I am.

I like having the capability of growing a nice fat Spanish beard and having a brown colored Native American ass.

I like my swarthiness.

I am now a pirate.

Thanks to Columbus, Spaniards destroyed ancient civilizations in America.

They call them pre-columbian cultures for something.

In honor of Columbo Day I'm going to accuse William Shatner of Murder.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
In honor of Columbo Day I'm going to accuse William Shatner of Murder.

Colombo: "Excuse me ma'am."

DB: "I'm not a woman!"

Colombo: "Well, using my detective skills I've deduced you have huge breasts. Therefore you are a woman."

um...no...it is Canadian Thanksgiving Day, eh!

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I personally don't get his relevance to the United States, it's not like he ever set foot here.

Columbus Day should be deported to Cuba. Then when it floats to Florida on a raft, it can get special refugee status and become a permanent resident of the U.S. with a path to citizenship.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Ah...the bastard that enslaved my gggggggfathers, (Chickasaw and Cherokee, Iroquois) and all First Nation origin peoples...(tho not the 1st to discover same).

Columbus flew a Templer flag and was Masonic affiliated.

No matter what anyone thinks...he was just one peon credit taker when dozens...perhaps 1,000's ..obviously went before

Here in Detroit, they tore his statue down in downtown...next will be LaSalle, Marquette...then our Joe Louis Fist

Celebrating with a plate of spaghetti with meat sauce; Eyetalian style.

originally posted by: Floridadreamin
Celebrating with a plate of spaghetti with meat sauce; Eyetalian style.

He was from Genoa, you'd be better of with pesto and not something from rival Bologna.

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Magic Chef isn't fancy like that. Ground beef sauce on special today only at 4.99.