A Righteous Rant!

originally posted by: chr0naut
a reply to: Advantage

originally posted by: Metallicus
I am the exact opposite. I love cats and hate dogs. Cats are independent, clean and are capable of doing their own thing. Dogs are a dirty, clingy ex-GF. I can’t stand them.

^this 100%

Mess with my kittay, and I will end your time on this planet.....

We have a border collie also, but she is submissive to zee feline.

originally posted by: Liquesence
a reply to: SeaWorthy

When there were no cat, one day we saw in broad daylight a huge rat sitting in a tree.

Those are called squirrels. Tree rats.

That was a birdwatching democrat...

a reply to: Advantage

Oh the good old cat juggling.

My brother in law got to using that as a codeword.
Every time something looked like a con.

So we were walking by this alley when I heard, "Pssssst, you looking to buy a bridge?"

So my brother in law loudly declared, "Cat juggling!"

When the guy in the alley looked around to see it, we ran.

originally posted by: pthena
a reply to: Advantage

Oh the good old cat juggling.

My brother in law got to using that as a codeword.
Every time something looked like a con.

So we were walking by this alley when I heard, "Pssssst, you looking to buy a bridge?"

So my brother in law loudly declared, "Cat juggling!"

When the guy in the alley looked around to see it, we ran.

That was a GREAT movie...
Back in the good ol days when a white guy could say he was raised a poor black child and it not be met with riots...

a reply to: Advantage

Well them white guys got no rhythm.

Wait. They do.

Mellow rhythm throughout the night.

say he was raised a poor black child and it not be met with riots...

I think it must be the cans.

a reply to: Advantage

water pistol with pepper water in it works a treat

a reply to: Metallicus

we have 2 cats and 1 dog i luv that dog to bits hate the wifes cats though

a reply to: Steveogold

Nugget, who was just smaller than a bobcat and terrified some Guatemalans because they didn’t think he was a cat, was not intimidated by water. When squirted he would give you a look of “What are you gonna do, get me wetter?” Of course that he regularly played in water on his own and I could give him a bath had something to do with that.

a reply to: Advantage
Evidently you don't know that cat poop is the very best fertilizer available and you're getting it for free.

originally posted by: Liquesence
a reply to: SeaWorthy

When there were no cat, one day we saw in broad daylight a huge rat sitting in a tree.

Those are called squirrels. Tree rats.

Yeah lol we have those too, don't really mind the squirrels but rats can get nasty.

originally posted by: butcherguy
a reply to: Advantage

It is okay.
Not everyone loves cats.

They dig in my garden and poo there. I don't have any cats.
Cats don't require a license like dogs do... why is that??? I don't have strange dogs running through my yard, but it is a rare day that I don't see a cat in my yard.
I am tired of them.

See many mice in your yard?Ever heard of Hantavirus? Cats good mice bad. Free Mouse Control good footing the bill for your own Cat bad...... put a motion detector sprinkler in your Garden wha-la no more unwanted Poop-Deposits .

a reply to: Advantage

I dont want to see them hurt nor would I allow anyone ti hurt one.. but I dont like them. They dont like me.

Ah a kindred soul , they are evil , master manipulators to boot.

Most of the cat's in my area understand that a trip into my garden risks an encounter with the Mop of Fury , cat's hate he Mop of Fury so most times they just skirt the top of my fence to get to where they're going ... to do evil deeds is my guess but as long as those evil deeds aren't done on my property who am I to judge.

a reply to: Advantage

As a public service some guy makes talking cat videos.

The good thing is, you don't have to smell the smells.

We furthermore don't think that the cats can see us, the viewers.

So without further ado:



My Grand Daughter showed me this,
seemed worth sharing here.

a reply to: gortex

The Mop of Fury sounds awesome!

Got any pictures?

a reply to: pthena

Behold the Mop of Fury !!!!!!


OK , it might not look much but to a cat ... terror inducing.

a reply to: gortex

Yep. That would do it.

a reply to: Ahabstar

its all about licking the pepper cats remember and wont come near

originally posted by: Steveogold
a reply to: Ahabstar

its all about licking the pepper cats remember and wont come near

Has to be cayenne pepper. Black pepper doesn't work.

originally posted by: lakenheath24
I hate cats....they kill birds. Need a collar law for the evil bassturds. Why do cats get to run loose?

#catsmustdie

A pope once declared war on cats. It was so successful we got the Bubonic Plague.

Not a fan of the things, but they have their uses.