Free answers

a reply to: Out6of9Balance

Why do people say, "excuse me" after they fart and not "WATCH OUT!" before they do?

a reply to: KKLOCO

In the OP I mentioned I might reply with an answer.

a reply to: underpass61

They say excuses me for the sound and/or smell.

They don't say watch out?

a reply to: Out6of9Balance

Ok try this one -

Which one is bigger, Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby?

a reply to: Out6of9Balance

I'm a European male nearly 38 years old.

Did you recently say you were 20 something ?

a reply to: mysterioustranger

Nice question.

Answer:

In the direction of the concrete.

a reply to: pthena

Here on ATS?? Not that I know of.

a reply to: underpass61

I can't make sense out of that

a reply to: Out6of9Balance

So, 38.

I had a severe mid-life crisis when I got to be 45.
A big part of it was that my mom died when she was 45.
I'd wake up each day and think "Why am I alive?" "Is this fair?"

For 11 years that was always lurking somewhere in my mind.
And then it just faded away.

I felt that I could live again.
So I changed my ATS signature.

a reply to: pthena

My handle reminds me of a gambling issue I had although I wanted it to mean imbalanced.

a reply to: Out6of9Balance

I always thought that your handle was a tricky way of saying you were:

originally posted by: pthena
a reply to: Nothin

How much does the internet weigh ?

As light as a cloud.

But how bright is it?

It could be as bright, as it is light, but not really... ?

Thanks for the free answer !

originally posted by: Out6of9Balance
a reply to: Nothin

The weight of my smartphone.

Thanks for the free answer !

2 : Could the internet be described, in one sentence ?

originally posted by: Out6of9Balance
a reply to: Nothin

"" Wha !!!
Does that mean that there are no free answers ? ""

No

Hmmmmm... ( Beard scratching occurring. )

Is "No", an answer ?
Yeah. Seems like it is.
Is it offered freely ?
Yeah. It seemingly is.

Hey !
That's a free answer !

Thanks for the free answer !

2 : What do you like best about free answers ?

a reply to: Nothin

I think so.

World wide web maybe, that's even 3 words.
What's wrong with internet, that's only one word.

Ok, ok, you want a full explanation?

Computernetwork

Good morning.

a reply to: Out6of9Balance

Hiya. I kinda hijacked your thread in a dyslectic sort away...if you get Answers...send to me, and I will direct all Questions to you back

Mysterioustranger

a reply to: Nothin

It can be anything and people can come back for more.

a reply to: Out6of9Balance

Ok, ok, you want a full explanation?

No thanks. Do not feel the need for a full explanation.

Thanks for the free answer !

3 : What does the internet smell like ?

a reply to: Nothin

Thanks for the free answer !

'tweren't nothin'.
easy lift.

"" 2 : What do you like best about free answers ? ""

originally posted by: Out6of9Balance
a reply to: Nothin

It can be anything and people can come back for more.

Thanks for the free answer !

3 : Are these free answers : free ?