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My recommendation is to seek out God first, it'll save a lot of risk and pain. Again, nothing to lose in that.
Originally posted by xpert11
My recommendation is to seek out God first, it'll save a lot of risk and pain. Again, nothing to lose in that.
Why seek out something that dosnt exsit?
I my as well try and find the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.
Originally posted by xpert11
Why seek out something that dosnt exsit?
Originally posted by saint4God
Originally posted by xpert11
Why seek out something that dosnt exsit?
Talk to imaginary leprechauns all you like, they won't talk back. If you say you do hear leprechauns talking back, please let me point back to the board's policy against lying.
Originally posted by I_s_i_s
I'm going to assume that comment was for me. Ok saint let me get something clear. Did you accuse me of being a liar?
Originally posted by I_s_i_s
How do you know for sure leprechauns are imaginary? I have the holy leprechauns handbook. Its all there you know. ALL OF IT!
Originally posted by I_s_i_s
Here's a little exercise for you. PROVE ME WRONG!?
Originally posted by saint4God
If you're assuming the comment was for you, then how could you know if I'm calling you a liar? No, I did not accuse you of anything.
If you believe what you say is true, that's not for me to judge. Who's the author of the book? I can't seem to find it by the title "The Holy Leprechaun's Handbook."
I have my own proof that leprechauns aren't real but I can't make you believe my proof. It's up to you to find your proof. If you say you do in fact have proof, then you're saying they are real and thus calling me a liar? Come on now, take down the defense wall for a moment so we can have a discussion of facts instead of incursions of emotion.
Originally posted by I_s_i_s
The super-leprachaun wrote the book. He governs Leprachaunland and takes care of all his subject leprechauns. Well I havent really seen super-L write this but we KNOW he did.
Originally posted by I_s_i_s
Huh? Now when did I call you a liar?
Originally posted by I_s_i_s
I said no such thing. Hullo! I TALK TO LEPRECHAUNS. Isnt that proof enough?
Originally posted by I_s_i_s
You know how many miracles ive seen because of Super-L!
Originally posted by I_s_i_s
Seriously, anyone who mocks this, or scoffs at the power of Super-L will regrett it.
Originally posted by saint4God
That's okay. Is there a copy I can view on line, get at a bookstore, or could you send me a copy?
No, sorry. I would need to talk to them and being that I've already invited them to prove their existence long ago, this failure is a point against them.
What miracles? If you have your proof and information then by all means share.
I've never believed anything because of a threat. Sorry again but it ain't doing it for me. What else you got?
Originally posted by I_s_i_s
Originally posted by saint4God
That's okay. Is there a copy I can view on line, get at a bookstore, or could you send me a copy?
Blasphemy! I cannot get you a copy because it is only for the chosen ones eyes to see.
Originally posted by I_s_i_s
Even if I could get you a copy, you would mock my precious Super-L.
Originally posted by I_s_i_s
I care for your safety. I will not harm you by giving you the book.
Originally posted by I_s_i_s
Super-L is very sensitive and caring but he does not tolerate mockery!
Originally posted by I_s_i_s
I dont understand. You would need to talk to them?
Originally posted by I_s_i_s
They're not the customer service reps at Dell that'll talk to anyone!
Originally posted by I_s_i_s
You invited them to talk to you? C'mon! No seriously! It is not a failure in any sense. They only talk to the righteous people. Ones who respect the Leprechauns as the chosen ones.
Originally posted by I_s_i_s
Ok its a long story so bear with me here. I was hungry in the morning and wanted to eat a bagel with cream cheese. So I go to the kitchen and guess what I find! Donuts! Ugh hate donuts! So I cried out to Super-L. And the miracle that followed cannot be explained in words. Ok maybe it can.
THE DONUT TURNED INTO A BAGEL! THEN THE BAGEL CREAM CHEESED ITSELF! I'd never doubt the power of Super-L after that day. He even left me a gold coin next to the bagel for being such a good follower. I spent that coin to get more bagels.
Originally posted by I_s_i_s
What do you mean what else Ive got? This isnt a car dealership!
Its not a threat.
Originally posted by I_s_i_s
Its just accepting the loveeeeee........
Originally posted by I_s_i_s
Or burn in leprechaun hell! Where they make you do horrible horrible things *shudders*
Just because you cannot see it right now does not mean it doesn't exist. I can assure you if you don't look, you will not find.
Originally posted by saint4God
Then, chosen one of the leprechauns, share with me what this text says in detail so not a single word is out of place or misunderstood.
Is not your Super-L more powerful than mockery? If so, what does Super-L have to fear?
I build my own computers so I don't need to talk to Dell. Eternity is what everyone needs help with. If Super-L is not willing to help, then what kind of love is there? How could I be expected to spend eternity with one who does not love me?
If not, I can only make my assessment according to what I know of leprechauns (other than they don't exist).
From tales, I've heard of their hoardings of gold, selfishness, sugary cereal, chicanery, a lot of faith in luck, willingness to fight, and affiinity for football.
Sounds like a great help :shk:. Small miracle for a small god?
Does this mean I'll be without hoardings of gold, selfishness, sugary cereal, chicanery, a lot of faith in luck, willingness to fight, and affiinity for football? Oh what great tragedy!
Originally posted by BSB2005
Why are you still arguing about it, when you miss the point of a "god" in social setting verse "GOD" GOD? I know what happened to me, and I know it wasn't a concidence.
"god" in soceity is usually used to make the masses feel better or too be under better control of their rulers(whomever is running the show economically usually).
"God" God- is will it's sort of a something you get or don't get, understand or don't understand it, but you have to "seek" and you HAVE TO CARE ABOUT IT AND MEAN IT!
I know this may seem comedic to you, but does how I recieve my enlightenment really matter..
So I'm a BSB fan, suck my non-exsistant balls, and don't question my AUTHORITY!-in Cartman voice.
Originally posted by I_s_i_s
You expect me to type out the whole "holy leprechaun's handbook?" Naha!
Originally posted by I_s_i_s
I can answer specific questions about our philosophy if you wish.
Originally posted by I_s_i_s
I'm breaking the rules as it is. I wont be getting my gold allowance for bagels if someone finds out.
Originally posted by I_s_i_s
Is not your Super-L more powerful than mockery? If so, what does Super-L have to fear?
Yes he is more powerful than anything you can imagine. There's a reason he's called the Super-L you know. Super-L does not fear anything. He created fear just like he created love. I will ask the lord of the leprechauns to grant me the clarity so I can explain you his great wisdom.
Originally posted by I_s_i_s
Ask away my friend.
You may not talk to the leprechauns( Or as I call them-brothers). They will talk to you if they deem you worthy. But they are full of love unlike what some of you think.
Originally posted by I_s_i_s
My brothers have an answer for eternity. I am one of the chosen. Therefore I get to go to leprechaun heaven where there's pots of gold everywhere. And since they love me, there are heaps of bagles everywhere too. With unlimited supply of cream cheese.
Originally posted by I_s_i_s
You have to give up your un-leprechaun ways and the brothers will accept you. The brothers may be a bit rigid but Super-L loves you always. He cares for everyone alike.
Originally posted by I_s_i_s
How can you say they dont exist? What selfish reasoning do you have to make such a bold statment? Oh I know. You're infected with Wicked-Leprechaun's evil ways.
Originally posted by I_s_i_s
From tales, I've heard of their hoardings of gold, selfishness, sugary cereal, chicanery, a lot of faith in luck, willingness to fight, and affiinity for football.
Yes those are true but not the way you see them my friend. Their possesion of gold is for a reason that will only be revealed when all life is about to end.
They are not selfish. You may see it that way becasue you have not experienced the love they have to offer.
Originally posted by I_s_i_s
Eating sugary cereal is a very sacred ritual that must be obeyed with a pious mind. Do not mock such rituals.
Originally posted by I_s_i_s
They love football yes. They love it because Super-L loves it too. Infact Football was created as a byproduct of the great war that was fought between ancient leprechauns. Now its just a watered down version with no mortal combatting.
The brothers believe in luck very much. But no matter what a leprechaun does, Super-L knows just how lucky a brother will be. He knows everything. Super-L
Originally posted by I_s_i_s
Sounds like a great help :shk:. Small miracle for a small god?
No there are far huger, really hugestemest miracles that Super-L has performed. Those were in the ancient times.
Originally posted by I_s_i_s
Does this mean I'll be without hoardings of gold, selfishness, sugary cereal, chicanery, a lot of faith in luck, willingness to fight, and affiinity for football? Oh what great tragedy!
You cannot comprehend the vastness of your tragedy if you keep looking for a logical explanation of the existence of leprechauns. Believe man Believe and my brothers will show themselves to you. You shall be without a lot more of the above mentioned things. You will live a baseless, loveless horrible life for eternity suffocating in the smelly abyss of rotten cream cheese.