posted on May, 14 2020 @ 06:10 AM
Sometimes I pull such a boneheaded move I have to tell on my self.
This happened about a year and a half ago and has since become a bit of a running joke around my house.
My girlfriend moved in over a year ago, but before that, we went out one night and decided to stay at her house. When we got there, I went into the
bathroom and I didn't turn the light on because there was enough light from the other room to see what I was doing [ or so I thought ].
All I had planned on doing was get a dab of toothpaste on my tongue, swish some water around with it and instant fresh breath for later. [
Well, there was a tube lying on the counter, it had a red strip on the tube and I knew she used Colgate toothpaste, so I just assumed it was the right
So, I squeeze a dab out and suddenly I get this awful
taste. I mean nasty, greasy horrible flavor. I think WTF is that
. I come out of
the bathroom spitting and sputtering, with the tube in my hand and finally got a look at what I'd grabbed.
Turns out what was lying there was this and I couldn't tell because I didn't turn the light on.
Took her a good 5 minutes to wind down from hysterical laughter to fits of snorts, giggles and chuckles.
Lesson One - turn the light on.
Here endeth the lesson.