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Joe Oblivion NPC Dialouge

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posted on May, 11 2020 @ 02:25 PM
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And by the way you know I sit on a stand

and it get hot

gotta lotta, i got hairy legs

that turn, that-that-that-that turn uh, um, uh blonde in the sun.

and the kids use to come up and reach in the pool and rub my leg down *makes downward motion* so it was straight, and then watch the hair c-c-come back up again

They'd look at it.

So I learned about roaches I learned about kids jumping on my lap

and I love kids jumping on my lap.

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Top 10 NPC commentary there.



posted on May, 11 2020 @ 02:33 PM
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Astute and articulate



posted on May, 11 2020 @ 03:02 PM
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I guess that the Democrats figured that half the country wanted a doddering old fool for president when when they elected Trump so they decided to run the same kind of candidate.



posted on May, 11 2020 @ 03:02 PM
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a reply to: Lysergic

Spooky stuff.
I can’t wait to see Joe ad-lib during the debates against Trump.
It should be a real humdinger.



posted on May, 11 2020 @ 03:07 PM
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a reply to: RazorV66
Surely the DNC is not so stupid to not see this as well. I"m not that smart and even I can see that if Biden and Trump hit the stage together Trump will have him drooling onto his chin. At best it would only take a couple of jabs from Trump to set Biden off on some tangent of explosive stammering.



posted on May, 11 2020 @ 04:32 PM
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My favorite is the cartoon version




posted on May, 11 2020 @ 05:07 PM
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Vote for Joe Biden.
He makes sense.
As much sense as a life time psych ward patient on a 6 month meth binge.



posted on May, 11 2020 @ 06:23 PM
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originally posted by: TerryMcGuire
I guess that the Democrats figured that half the country wanted a doddering old fool for president when when they elected Trump so they decided to run the same kind of candidate.


I can't believe Obama praised Joe so much. You would have to be an idiot to praise someone like Joe Bidden, let alone pick him for VP.



posted on May, 11 2020 @ 06:39 PM
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Every time Biden opens his mouth,he reinforces my theory that we have slipped into a weird parallel dimension where things are just a tad upside down.
Hes not the only thing that validates my theory by a long shot,but I just cannot help thinking there is something "off" about our reality when I see that he is the main democratic hope for president.

I've tried pinching myself,biting my finger really hard,and I am pretty sure I am not stuck in a fever dream,so I must conclude reality is broken.There are plenty of other signs,but Biden is a major one.



posted on May, 11 2020 @ 06:41 PM
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bonus npc dialouge:



Joe only has 20 points in speechcraft!


edit on 11-5-2020 by Lysergic because: (no reason given)



posted on May, 11 2020 @ 06:45 PM
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a reply to: RazorV66

I'm guessing he wakes up and rushes Trump.

Better than pay per view.



posted on May, 12 2020 @ 09:29 AM
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a reply to: Lysergic

Bonus disco remix





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