So, screw all the idiots who drank bleach, that gene pool needed cleaning anyway! People are idiots.
But what about all the people who ate their living room couch when they ran out of Doritos?
What about the people who wiped their *** with 40 grit sandpaper for 3 months because they couldn't find TP?
What about all the people who got deathly ill from eating that 17 million year old Pterodactyl wing at the very bottom of the freezer? You know, the
thing under the one foot of frost and freezer burn on that 20lb super-pack of chicken you got at Costco in 1987 and swore you'd eat...this time.
What about the people now who just mainline bottom shelf vodka (screw the soda), or have a permanent Everclear IV stuck in their arm? The ones who
now have to carry their fatty, inflamed, liver around in a shopping cart? What about them?
What about all the children **GASP** who's parents all had nervous breakdowns trying to homeschool them and just said to hell with it and locked them
in the shed for the past two months??? How about them, huh? The CHILDREN for cripes sakes! **GASP!**
And more about the children **GASP!** What about the children who managed to escape the shed and who now roam around like wild animals, feral and
unwashed animals, in the forests eating sticks and rocks, while their parents "WFH"?
What about 'Rex', you know, the guy with the six pack abs who now weighs 650lbs and is addicted to Lil Debbies cakes, Donettes and Twinkies? The
'Rex' who now watches reruns of 'Days of our Lives' on channel #643 24x7.
Or Billy, the once bright kid, who has now mind-melded with 'Call of Duty XXXXVVII; the Beginning' and now doesn't have a pulse unless the game
controller is plugged in.
Or Suzy, who used to break the internet because she was so HOT in Yoga pants, but now can't manage to reach the bon-bons on the coffee table because
she's a gigantic SPERM WHALE in stained polyester clown pants? The one who now has a permanent insulin I.V. stabbed into her forehead. What about
And what about all those beloved "pets", some of them partially eaten, other's running wild, some of them wildly obese from eating bon-bons off the
coffee table and then skidding their butt across the carpet from neglect?
Or parents who just went and jumped off a bridge because their internet bill was $63,450.00 dollars last month!??
Are all these things going to be counted as COVID-19 statistics and deaths too????
edit on 5/1/2020 by Flyingclaydisk because: (no reason given)