Silent But Deadly--Farts May Spread Coronavirus

Physicians from 'Down Under' are doing a scientific deep dive into whether or not Covid-19 can be spread through farting.

Apparently, it is being concluded that it IS entirely possible to spread CV through 'cutting the cheese' in pubic...as farts can aerosolize CV-carrying fecal matter...spreading it into the atmosphere around ourselves and others.
Since GI issues also may exist with Covid-19 patients...this compounds the problem of spreading the virus.

The Aussie scientists further conclude, however, that as long as we are wearing pants in public...the chance of spreading Covid-19 to others while farting is significantly reduced (Take Note, DB).

Social-Distancing just became that much more attractive.

Australian doctors are looking at the possibility coronavirus may be passed on through farting.

It may sound ridiculous to some, but two Australian doctors are seriously looking into the possibility of coronavirus spreading through farts. If proven true, the smell will not be the only thing you will be annoyed about but also the likelihood of getting infected. You need not be anxious, however, as there is no evidence yet that farting alone can spread the virus, and besides, you do not go into public places bare-bottomed.

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a reply to: IAMTAT

Totally impossible...

If masks prevent the contraction and spread of the virus how does underwear and pants not stop the spread?

We are being told masks work....
Is that a lie?

a reply to: IAMTAT

Here comes government mandated butt plugs. I can picture it now, the cop says drop those pants and spread those cheeks.
Thanks for ruining my day.

a reply to: IAMTAT

I’ve been wearing my mask wrong.

a reply to: DBCowboy

You may be classified as a WMD now.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: IAMTAT

I’ve been wearing my mask wrong.

Did you mean "wrong"...or "thong"?

Time to get me some Shreddies





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originally posted by: IAMTAT
The Aussie scientists further conclude, however, that as long as we are wearing pants in public...

I guess my studded leather assless chaps are out.

originally posted by: Bluntone22
a reply to: IAMTAT

Totally impossible...

If masks prevent the contraction and spread of the virus how does underwear and pants not stop the spread?

We are being told masks work....
Is that a lie?

Masks help if worn and used properly along with other common sense practices. Like not coughing or farting on people.

a reply to: IAMTAT
So no more blue angels?

originally posted by: Bluntone22
a reply to: IAMTAT

Totally impossible...

If masks prevent the contraction and spread of the virus how does underwear and pants not stop the spread?

We are being told masks work....
Is that a lie?

The key error there is in the word, "prevent". They don't "prevent" anything, but they may "lower risk" In order to reach some level of "prevention" you would need something approximating an SCBA environmental suit. Even that does not necessarily ensure no contaminants get out.

originally posted by: Bluntone22
a reply to: IAMTAT

Totally impossible...

If masks prevent the contraction and spread of the virus how does underwear and pants not stop the spread?

We are being told masks work....
Is that a lie?

The masks are to keep you silent, not to protect you.

a reply to: Theli93

Yeah... I know that's how it works.
But does the every day Joe six pack understand this?

originally posted by: Klassified


Masks help if worn and used properly along with other common sense practices. Like not coughing or farting on people.

You can take my farts when you can pry them from my cold, dead,. .


I'll show myself out

/facepalm

Just think, people's taxes paid for this. Scientists farting and measuring what came with it all day long.

a reply to: MRinder



... or "hamster cannons"!

a reply to: IAMTAT

Uh-oh...

a reply to: MRinder

Capped off with a mini Biden Head.

originally posted by: MRinder
a reply to: IAMTAT
So no more blue angels?

I'm thinking mandatory blue angels, since everyone could be helping by killing CV with fire.

a reply to: LSU2018
My god, I know that position. It's doggie isn't it?