Got you guys this time you’ll have to laugh .

My mom sent me these

There’s a few gems in there .

My Favorite is in bold .

Enjoy!!


* Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks.
The other half will come out with a drinking problem.

* I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I
turn it like I'm cracking a safe.

* I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.

* Still haven't decided where to go for Easter ----- The Living Room or
The Bedroom

* PSA: every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit.
Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.

* Homeschooling is going well. 2 students suspended for fighting and 1
teacher fired for drinking on the job.

* I don't think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we'd go
from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone

* This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she
thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog..... we
laughed a lot.

* So, after this quarantine.....will the producers of My 600 Pound Life
just find me or do I find them?

* Quarantine Day 5: Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have
to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how
this place is still in business.

* My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I
pee it cleans the toilet.

* Day 5 of Homeschooling: One of these little monsters called in a bomb
threat.

* I'm so excited --- it's time to take out the garbage. What should I
wear?

* Craigslist : Single man with toilet paper seeks woman with hand
sanitizer for good clean fun.

* Day 6 of Homeschooling: My child just said "I hope I don't have the
same teacher next year".... I'm offended.

* Better 6 feet apart than 6 feet under

Some of the funniest stuff that I have read in a long time, thank you!

You're right... I did in fact laugh at loud at these two:

* This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog..... we laughed a lot.

I resemble this remark!!! (Which one? Either/or!)

* Day 5 of Homeschooling: One of these little monsters called in a bomb threat.

Too funny!

a reply to: Boadicea

My imaginary friend thought the cat joke was funny too . Lol

originally posted by: Fallingdown
a reply to: Boadicea

My imaginary friend thought the cat joke was funny too . Lol

Got me again! LOL!!!

Thanks! I love a good belly laugh

a reply to: Boadicea

This one just might be funny to me because I got one of the big rolls for Christmas .



See...,

a reply to: Fallingdown

Best thread of the day👍

Crap I thought I linked this source earlier

50 coronavirus jokes

I laughed...and forwarded it to my mom.

a reply to: Fallingdown

May as well keep it going. Thanks for the good spirits!

a reply to: StallionDuck

My mom sent me a picture where she had made a face mask out of paper towels .

I told her cool ! It can protect you from a virus and you can soak up spills with your face .

She didn’t laugh . 😬

a reply to: Fallingdown

Now THAT's funny!

a reply to: Fallingdown

a reply to: Liquesence

😂

There’s so many comebacks it’s hard to pick.

I like puns so I guess he’s trying to shoo the virus away .

a reply to: Fallingdown

Or he didn't Fila gettin' the virus.