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Bernie Suspends Campaign--BUH-BYE!

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posted on Apr, 8 2020 @ 11:44 AM
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originally posted by: Xtrozero

originally posted by: eXia7

He is gonna sharpen his straight razor on the concrete then soak it in a barrel and threaten world leaders at the swimming pool.



Straight razors are for pussies.... Really bad men use home made Shanks...


It's ok old Joe has his back with a length of chain and an unnecessarily long convoluted story.



posted on Apr, 8 2020 @ 11:47 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: AndyFromMichigan

originally posted by: LogicalGraphitti
Hillary is thinking, one down, one to go. Let's hope Joe doesn't suddenly die of old age.

He's been coughing in his most recent appearances. I'm seriously wondering if he has Corona virus.



Biden will address the nation via podcast saying his doctor just tested him for the Chimichanga Virus...and discovered he has late stage dementia...so his VP choice should take his place at the convention.


Hillary for chimichangas!

Lolz🤪



posted on Apr, 8 2020 @ 11:50 AM
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originally posted by: neo96
At least he could have waited until the convention to have his nomination stolen again.

Quitters never win.


Ah...my campaign of Dis info worked flawlessly against bernie sanders. Im still suckering his supporters to write him in though.



posted on Apr, 8 2020 @ 11:59 AM
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originally posted by: Xtrozero

originally posted by: LogicalGraphitti
Hillary is thinking, one down, one to go. Let's hope Joe doesn't suddenly die of old age.


Headline News: Biden dies of apparent heart attack attending a dinner fund raiser at the Clintons.... More to follow...


Did you know...

If the President goes away after 2 years in office and the VP takes over, that person can then run for the office twice more?

So possibly 10 years for whomever the VP is going to be...

And I am going on record saying in advance that Biden didn't kill himself.




posted on Apr, 8 2020 @ 12:06 PM
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noooooooooo.... fuuuuuu7u...

i hope he is planning on running independent.



posted on Apr, 8 2020 @ 12:08 PM
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originally posted by: butcherguy
a reply to: IAMTAT




Time to retire to his new beach house or yacht.

I think he refers to it as a 'Dacha'.

That's the house the Dems gave him when he sold out last time, right?



posted on Apr, 8 2020 @ 12:08 PM
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originally posted by: tgidkp
noooooooooo.... fuuuuuu7u...

i hope he is planning on running independent.


Doubt it. He is practically endorsing Biden already.



posted on Apr, 8 2020 @ 12:29 PM
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So is Bernie going to endorse Trump now that he signed the 2.2 trillion socialism bill? I mean it isn't his 60 trillion one, but hey it is least in the trillions.



posted on Apr, 8 2020 @ 12:46 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

Not surprised...Bernie was the only socialist in the Democratic and Republican parties that was actually upfront about it and showed some integrity.

Well, the field is cleared for the closet socialists, now.



posted on Apr, 8 2020 @ 12:55 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

I don't think it is a virus that Joe is suffering from unless it is a virus that kills brain cells or makes a person into a spaced out forgetful person.

Although, I have to say, you can have both at the same time.

Bernie is looking at what he would have to bring the country out of and is probably asking himself....Do I really want to be president. He may be suspending it just in case Joe dies so the Democrats will have a candidate.



posted on Apr, 8 2020 @ 01:26 PM
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Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse! Sad sad times!




posted on Apr, 8 2020 @ 01:39 PM
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a reply to: shawmanfromny

Now THAT is funny!



posted on Apr, 8 2020 @ 01:56 PM
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originally posted by: tgidkp
noooooooooo.... fuuuuuu7u...

i hope he is planning on running independent.

He is runnin alright.
Runnin to the DNC to collect his money.
Where do ya think the 25,000,000 for the "Kennedy Performing Arts" went to ?
Yep , you guessed it .
"Bought out Bernie" strikes again.
Just like I said a long time ago.
And you saw it right here on ATS.



posted on Apr, 8 2020 @ 01:59 PM
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a reply to: Gothmog

No...I think Bernie is getting Pelosi's PBS (Pay Bernie Sanders) funding from the stimulus bill.



posted on Apr, 8 2020 @ 02:49 PM
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originally posted by: CriticalStinker

originally posted by: Sookiechacha
a reply to: IAMTAT

Now President Obama can endorse and start campaigning for Biden.



That would be about as valuable as an endorsement from Bush.... Which, joking and hyperbole aside, I bet happens.


As usual, the Babylon Bee is right on target:

Obama Still Holding His Endorsement To See If Someone Else, Anyone Else Going To Run For President


WASHINGTON, D.C.—The Biden campaign is ecstatic that Bernie Sanders has dropped out of the race, making Joe Biden the presumed nominee of the Democrat party. Campaign aides broke the news to Joe Biden during his nightly campaign meeting, where they traditionally sit down to remind Joe what his name is and that he’s running for president.

Biden set down his glass of warm milk and danced a jig upon hearing the news. He then ran out into the street in his silk pajamas and stocking cap to go to his friend Barack Obama’s house to secure the nomination he had long waited for.

According to sources, Obama came to the door but refused to open it. “Lookie here Joe,” Obama was heard saying through the $80,000 oak door. “There’s uh… still plenty of time in this race. Let’s not be, um… too hasty here, OK, Joe?” Biden was then seen collapsing at Obama’s doorstep in a puddle of tears before a team of aides and nurses picked him up and led him back to the safety of his basement.

“Listen, let me be perfectly clear,” Obama told reporters after the incident. “We need to be open to the idea that someone else, anyone else at all, may decide to run for president. Anyone. Literally anyone. You uh… never know! I will hold my endorsement until then.”

Several anonymous sources close to the Obamas have reported that Obama is planning to just endorse himself, even though he isn’t running for president.



posted on Apr, 8 2020 @ 02:56 PM
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Bernie will likely have to sell a couple houses. Book sales will tank and I imagine the property taxes on those properties is not cheap. He's also getting no sweetheart deal like last time to concede because he got his butt whooped this run.



posted on Apr, 8 2020 @ 03:16 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
My sources inside the Biden campaign tell me that when hearing the news of Bernie dropping out, Biden said, "Well who's going to run against Howard Taft now!"


Why you are just a lying horse-faced pony soldier...

sorry it just never gets old unlike Joe Biden.

Has anybody actually seen old Joe lately, you would think this would be a prime time to scoring points with the public? Instead, I bet his head is jerking around every time a car backfires now, that is if he still has part of cheese on his cracker.



posted on Apr, 8 2020 @ 03:19 PM
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originally posted by: Gothmog

originally posted by: tgidkp
noooooooooo.... fuuuuuu7u...

i hope he is planning on running independent.

He is runnin alright.
Runnin to the DNC to collect his money.
Where do ya think the 25,000,000 for the "Kennedy Performing Arts" went to ?
Yep , you guessed it .
"Bought out Bernie" strikes again.
Just like I said a long time ago.
And you saw it right here on ATS.

And I'm sure it all went to a "foundation" which pays no taxes. He only reports his meager Senator pay-check as income yet has more houses than he can afford on that pay-check.



posted on Apr, 8 2020 @ 03:21 PM
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Hillary continues Paving the way for herself to be vice president or president?

twitter.com...
edit on 4/8/2020 by carewemust because: (no reason given)



posted on Apr, 8 2020 @ 05:44 PM
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Answering a reporter's question during today's coronavirus update to America, president Trump had some interesting comments about Bernie Sanders dropping out of the race.

Also, President Trump said he knows why President Obama is not supporting Joe Biden. But he can't divulge it right now.

Could Obama be under criminal investigation?




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