The Bible has a Transformers Scene like chasing Deceptagons Happening at the Endtime

And the transformers are Jesus' army. You know the ones that come with Him on white horses. At Armageddon to stomp the evil ones like ashes.

These evil ones get stomped since they refuse to honor God, and cuss Him to His face so yeah, stomp.

It's Joel 2 but I''l post the neat part. There's also somewhere a verse saying the people in the army of Jesus will be invincible in their immortal bodies and if one falls on a sword he will just get right up like it didn't happen, but now the transformer scene Joel 2

the tough, rough sounding army here is God's army so

before them the people writhe in pain, their faces are drained of color. they run like mighty men of war,

Everyone marches in formation and they do not break ranks. They do not jostle one another though they lunge between the weapons, they are not cut down. they run on the wall, they climb up into houses and enter through the windows like a thief, the Earth quakes before them. The Lord gives voice before His army, for His camp is very great

idk sorta a Transformers scene...those who were transformed go after those with the deception of the nations....

a reply to: GBP/JPY

The rapture was last weekend. That was the purpose of the lockdown. To not freak everyone out when the elect disappeared.

Sorry, you missed it.

Oh no
Christian pop culture reference
Do we want to be relevant like that? Really?


a reply to: GBP/JPY

Since this is the thread for deep thoughts today,

Do you think in the future, this might be how billions of humans die, potentially the entire race becoming endangered or extinct?

A virus with symptoms like Ebola that has an extremely high mortality rate of 90%+

People who die from infection with Ebola virus usually end up dying from multi-organ failure and shock. "The shock is from the bleeding -- now you're bleeding in different parts of your body, and the blood is leaking out of your blood vessels," Bhadelia explained

www.huffpost.com...

Except it's airborne and hyper contagious like COVID-19. Hospitals are helpless to save anyone. Much like a zombie apocalypse scenario without zombies. The human race cannot procreate exponentially.

@ FS....yes, that really bad part comes right after the believers go get transformed bodies. idk details, huh but something written about once the restrainer is removed, man, takes ones breath, whew

I went for the battle of the bands record and we were Christian..had the Guiness official there in Farmersville Texas to count bands ..gathered 184 bands to do in one Saturday, that one band growled into the mic and emptied that stages auditorium...I told him he could reach people we couldn't because they were from Lufkin Tx, a college town with bars that have growling onstage....idk4s

originally posted by: Raggedyman
Oh no
Christian pop culture reference
Do we want to be relevant like that? Really?


a reply to: GBP/JPY

a reply to: GBP/JPY

Does this play into the timeline?

What does it mean?

Pope Francis Dropping The ‘VICAR OF CHRIST’ Title

The interesting fact about this new layout of the Vatican Year Book is political rather than theological. Such a change could hardly have been made without the knowledge and approval of the Pope himself. It is at once strange and, to my mind, most inappropriate.

Joel 2 New International Version (NIV)
An Army of Locusts
2 Blow the trumpet in Zion;
sound the alarm on my holy hill.

Let all who live in the land tremble,
for the day of the Lord is coming.
It is close at hand—
2 a day of darkness and gloom,
a day of clouds and blackness.
Like dawn spreading across the mountains
a large and mighty army comes,
such as never was in ancient times
nor ever will be in ages to come.

3 Before them fire devours,
behind them a flame blazes.
Before them the land is like the garden of Eden,
behind them, a desert waste—
nothing escapes them.
4 They have the appearance of horses;
they gallop along like cavalry.
5 With a noise like that of chariots
they leap over the mountaintops,
like a crackling fire consuming stubble,
like a mighty army drawn up for battle.

6 At the sight of them, nations are in anguish;
every face turns pale.
7 They charge like warriors;
they scale walls like soldiers.
They all march in line,
not swerving from their course.
8 They do not jostle each other;
each marches straight ahead.
They plunge through defenses
without breaking ranks.
9 They rush upon the city;
they run along the wall.
They climb into the houses;
like thieves they enter through the windows.

10 Before them the earth shakes,
the heavens tremble,
the sun and moon are darkened,
and the stars no longer shine.
11 The Lord thunders
at the head of his army;
his forces are beyond number,
and mighty is the army that obeys his command.
The day of the Lord is great;
it is dreadful.
Who can endure it?

Sounds like aliens.

a reply to: FlyingSquirrel

Sounds like something which moves through the air, like a virus. Wait a minute..........

Between this and your other thread.. I want whatever you are on today sir..

originally posted by: FlyingSquirrel
Since this is the thread for deep thoughts today,

Do you think in the future, this might be how billions of humans die, potentially the entire race becoming endangered or extinct?

A virus with symptoms like Ebola that has an extremely high mortality rate of 90%+

People who die from infection with Ebola virus usually end up dying from multi-organ failure and shock. "The shock is from the bleeding -- now you're bleeding in different parts of your body, and the blood is leaking out of your blood vessels," Bhadelia explained

www.huffpost.com...

Except it's airborne and hyper contagious like COVID-19. Hospitals are helpless to save anyone. Much like a zombie apocalypse scenario without zombies. The human race cannot procreate exponentially.

This is something I’ve thought about and find it absolutely terrifying. Talk about population control. What if this is how a intelligently-superior race would wipe a planet of organisms (humans) out if they wanted the planet they found in the vastness of space for whatever reason. They’d even possibly have the capability of selecting the sub-species they wanted to preserve or even have it targeting specific animal/plant/bacterial life transmission also all in one go..

Terrifying possibilities and rabbit holes that thought process leads down, I think watch xfiles did this to me.

I loved Beast Wars spin on the bible.

You should do some study on the nature of apocalyptic literature.

a reply to: GBP/JPY

As always, an incredibly interesting brain smasher

I have lost sense of reality and coherent thought.

The "all-spark" is the holy spirit

originally posted by: FlyingSquirrel

Joel 2 New International Version (NIV)
An Army of Locusts
2 Blow the trumpet in Zion;
sound the alarm on my holy hill.

Let all who live in the land tremble,
for the day of the Lord is coming.
It is close at hand—
2 a day of darkness and gloom,
a day of clouds and blackness.
Like dawn spreading across the mountains
a large and mighty army comes,
such as never was in ancient times
nor ever will be in ages to come.

3 Before them fire devours,
behind them a flame blazes.
Before them the land is like the garden of Eden,
behind them, a desert waste—
nothing escapes them.
4 They have the appearance of horses;
they gallop along like cavalry.
5 With a noise like that of chariots
they leap over the mountaintops,
like a crackling fire consuming stubble,
like a mighty army drawn up for battle.

6 At the sight of them, nations are in anguish;
every face turns pale.
7 They charge like warriors;
they scale walls like soldiers.
They all march in line,
not swerving from their course.
8 They do not jostle each other;
each marches straight ahead.
They plunge through defenses
without breaking ranks.
9 They rush upon the city;
they run along the wall.
They climb into the houses;
like thieves they enter through the windows.

10 Before them the earth shakes,
the heavens tremble,
the sun and moon are darkened,
and the stars no longer shine.
11 The Lord thunders
at the head of his army;
his forces are beyond number,
and mighty is the army that obeys his command.
The day of the Lord is great;
it is dreadful.
Who can endure it?

Sounds like aliens.

naw, to me it sounds like Nano-bots, Quad-trillions of them if they block out Sun

originally posted by: FlyingSquirrel

Joel 2 New International Version (NIV)
An Army of Locusts
2 Blow the trumpet in Zion;
sound the alarm on my holy hill.

Let all who live in the land tremble,
for the day of the Lord is coming.
It is close at hand—
2 a day of darkness and gloom,
a day of clouds and blackness.
Like dawn spreading across the mountains
a large and mighty army comes,
such as never was in ancient times
nor ever will be in ages to come.

3 Before them fire devours,
behind them a flame blazes.
Before them the land is like the garden of Eden,
behind them, a desert waste—
nothing escapes them.
4 They have the appearance of horses;
they gallop along like cavalry.
5 With a noise like that of chariots
they leap over the mountaintops,
like a crackling fire consuming stubble,
like a mighty army drawn up for battle.

6 At the sight of them, nations are in anguish;
every face turns pale.
7 They charge like warriors;
they scale walls like soldiers.
They all march in line,
not swerving from their course.
8 They do not jostle each other;
each marches straight ahead.
They plunge through defenses
without breaking ranks.
9 They rush upon the city;
they run along the wall.
They climb into the houses;
like thieves they enter through the windows.

10 Before them the earth shakes,
the heavens tremble,
the sun and moon are darkened,
and the stars no longer shine.
11 The Lord thunders
at the head of his army;
his forces are beyond number,
and mighty is the army that obeys his command.
The day of the Lord is great;
it is dreadful.
Who can endure it?

Sounds like aliens.

Or 2000+ years of fear mongering

originally posted by: 0zzymand0s
a reply to: GBP/JPY

The rapture was last weekend. That was the purpose of the lockdown. To not freak everyone out when the elect disappeared.

Sorry, you missed it.

So the "speaking in tongues", dancing with poisonous snakes types must have been right! They're the only special ones.

I know this because I don't personally know any of those whackos, and nobody I knew got vacuumed up to Jesus' spaceship.

originally posted by: St Udio

originally posted by: FlyingSquirrel

Joel 2 New International Version (NIV)
An Army of Locusts
2 Blow the trumpet in Zion;
sound the alarm on my holy hill.

Let all who live in the land tremble,
for the day of the Lord is coming.
It is close at hand—
2 a day of darkness and gloom,
a day of clouds and blackness.
Like dawn spreading across the mountains
a large and mighty army comes,
such as never was in ancient times
nor ever will be in ages to come.

3 Before them fire devours,
behind them a flame blazes.
Before them the land is like the garden of Eden,
behind them, a desert waste—
nothing escapes them.
4 They have the appearance of horses;
they gallop along like cavalry.
5 With a noise like that of chariots
they leap over the mountaintops,
like a crackling fire consuming stubble,
like a mighty army drawn up for battle.

6 At the sight of them, nations are in anguish;
every face turns pale.
7 They charge like warriors;
they scale walls like soldiers.
They all march in line,
not swerving from their course.
8 They do not jostle each other;
each marches straight ahead.
They plunge through defenses
without breaking ranks.
9 They rush upon the city;
they run along the wall.
They climb into the houses;
like thieves they enter through the windows.

10 Before them the earth shakes,
the heavens tremble,
the sun and moon are darkened,
and the stars no longer shine.
11 The Lord thunders
at the head of his army;
his forces are beyond number,
and mighty is the army that obeys his command.
The day of the Lord is great;
it is dreadful.
Who can endure it?

Sounds like aliens.

 

naw, to me it sounds like Nano-bots, Quad-trillions of them if they block out Sun

Absolutely. I always took this as being an army of nanobots.

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the army of Jesus will be invincible in their immortal bodies and if one falls on a sword he will just get right up like it didn't happen

GREAT! I knew a zombie apocalypse would come out of this somewhere...


People... Get those inward facing treadmills around your homes, STAT! Make sure to plug them in... You know.. Free electricity.

originally posted by: St Udio

originally posted by: FlyingSquirrel

Joel 2 New International Version (NIV)
An Army of Locusts
2 Blow the trumpet in Zion;
sound the alarm on my holy hill.

Let all who live in the land tremble,
for the day of the Lord is coming.
It is close at hand—
2 a day of darkness and gloom,
a day of clouds and blackness.
Like dawn spreading across the mountains
a large and mighty army comes,
such as never was in ancient times
nor ever will be in ages to come.

3 Before them fire devours,
behind them a flame blazes.
Before them the land is like the garden of Eden,
behind them, a desert waste—
nothing escapes them.
4 They have the appearance of horses;
they gallop along like cavalry.
5 With a noise like that of chariots
they leap over the mountaintops,
like a crackling fire consuming stubble,
like a mighty army drawn up for battle.

6 At the sight of them, nations are in anguish;
every face turns pale.
7 They charge like warriors;
they scale walls like soldiers.
They all march in line,
not swerving from their course.
8 They do not jostle each other;
each marches straight ahead.
They plunge through defenses
without breaking ranks.
9 They rush upon the city;
they run along the wall.
They climb into the houses;
like thieves they enter through the windows.

10 Before them the earth shakes,
the heavens tremble,
the sun and moon are darkened,
and the stars no longer shine.
11 The Lord thunders
at the head of his army;
his forces are beyond number,
and mighty is the army that obeys his command.
The day of the Lord is great;
it is dreadful.
Who can endure it?

Sounds like aliens.

 

naw, to me it sounds like Nano-bots, Quad-trillions of them if they block out Sun

Regardless, if the Bible in it's entirety is the word of God then that # is terrifying and we need to find Jesus ASAP so that whatever it is doesn't kill us or we get raptured before it happens. If it kills everyone, we'll have eternity tickets and can smile in the Holy Spirit as they rip us to pieces.