Happy Birthday in advance

To all of the old folk that enjoys this site, I want to wish every one of you a Happy Birthday.

I completed my will yesterday and I'm going to give it to my sister for safekeeping. I am old now, 69 and have smoked 51 of those years. Other than that, people tell me I look 15 or 20 years younger. I'm a good looking 69, I am told, year old but this covid-19 situation may punch my ticket and I won't have a chance to wish you a happy birthday if I'm dead.

Actually, I want to tell every one of you Happy Birthday when it's your birthday but if I can't that means you are dead.
So Happy Birthday, everyone.

If the covid don't get me the asteroid surely will.


I'll make a handsome corps.

The cake is a lie.

a reply to: CharlesT

Happy Birthday, but I’m not giving up just yet.

Life is precious and I’ll be damned if I let this bitch take me out. Coronas got a fight on its hands.

Be positive even when you have nothing else.

Remind us when your birthday comes up Charles. I'll wish you a happy birthday on your seventieth birthday, and Nightstar might bring a cake.

a reply to: CharlesT

I'm a good looking 69, I am told, year old but this covid-19 situation may punch my ticket

Think back on all that you have made it through over those years...
I would give you a list of mine , but that would be a thread with a multi-part OP

'll make a handsome corps.

Thinking about going into the military ?
Not me...
I feel young , yet I do not know if I could make it...
(bold by me for emphasis)

a reply to: TheLieWeLive
Nothing that happens will be a surprise or alarm me. I was a prepper these last 10 years. Family thought I was silly.

I am probably the only citizen in 5 counties with an N95 mask. And I'm using it when I go to town, even where I live.
I am at peace with my master as well. I'm ready for whatever happens.

a reply to: CharlesT
Happy birthday brother.

May your roof never fall in and the people below it never fall out.

a reply to: CharlesT

No ones laughing at preppers now are they? I’m still able to work and have a N95 mask in the work truck. My boss hasn’t stepped it up so I was forced to. It’s just like the governments, don’t expect them to save you. All they care about is $$$. They said I was essential, I asked “ you sure you’re not meaning expendable?”

originally posted by: CharlesT
I am old now, 69 ...

pffft! Fifty nineteen isn't old.

Old is when you fart when you lift the easiest thing and each trip to the bathroom is a little late.

Hippy Birthday.

a reply to: CharlesT

Happy Birthday 🎂